Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Election, What?

Brit-Brit’s divorce docs prove she “faked” her wedding. The day everyone thought she married Federsperm at a Studio City residence, September 18, was not actually her wedding date. She and Federdon’t didn’t actually get married until October 6.
Looks like the ‘pubs’ll keep the Senate, but the Dems might take the House. Stay tuned.