Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we'll get to in one moment.
"Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas' Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion."
Um, what? Maybe I'm reading to much into it, but wasn't she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let's see here:
"In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills...
Memo to Pam Anderson: asking Heidi Fleiss to be your matchmaker is like -- well -- asking Kid Rock to be your husband. [A Socialite's Life] Fantasia is looking a little hot and bothered. [IBBB] Hooray! Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are sucking face again. I bet now she feels really bad for not inviting him to her divorce party. [Pop on the Pop] If you are currently running a major Britney-focused fansite, and you'd like to expand your Internet empire to cover the whole celeb gossip kingdom, now would really be the perfect time to shut down your Britney site, blame it on Britney's loss of "identity and credibility," and let gossip bloggers worldwide write about it, creating priceless hype for the project you hope to launch in the new year. Oh, someone already thought to do that? Damn. [The Blemish, World of Britney] 70% of Victoria Beckham's weight is nipples. That's nearly 35 pounds of nipples! [Agent Bedhead] You know how, sometimes, you can be, like, a 100% heterosexual woman, and yet there are totally a handful of chicks you would probably have sex with? Yeah. Dita Von Teese. [Celebrity Smack] Hey, Meg Ryan, your breasts are kind of like your career: they're not just going to hold themselves up forever. [Cele|bitchy] Memo to Pam Anderson: asking Heidi Fleiss to be your matchmaker is like -- well -- asking Kid Rock to be your husband. [A Socialite's Life] Fantasia is looking a little hot and bothered. [IBBB] Hooray! Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are sucking face again. I bet now she feels really bad for not inviting him to her divorce party. [Pop on the Pop] If you are currently running a major Britney-focused fansite, and you'd like to expand your Internet empire to cover the whole celeb gossip kingdom, now would really be the perfect time to shut down your Britney site, blame it on Britney's loss of "identity and credibility," and let gossip bloggers worldwide write about it, creating priceless hype for the project you hope to launch in the new year. Oh, someone already thought to do that? Damn. [The Blemish, World of Britney] 70% of Victoria Beckham's weight is nipples. That's nearly 35 pounds of nipples! [Agent Bedhead] You know how, sometimes, you can be, like, a 100% heterosexual woman, and yet there are totally a handful of chicks you would probably have sex with? Yeah. Dita Von Teese. [Celebrity Smack] Hey, Meg Ryan, your breasts are kind of like your career: they're not just going to hold themselves up forever. [Cele|bitchy] Rachel Weisz says it's okay to drink while you're pregnant. "Amen to that," says Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Cele|Bitchy]
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Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh]
Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh]When Prison Break first aired, I gave it three hours of my life that I will never get back, then gave up. But Wentworth Miller is still way hot, so check out this interview with him. [Gossip or Truth, more]If you're anything like the rest of the country, you've been waiting ever so anxiously to hear what a recently divorced Juliette Lewis thinks about former boyfriend Brad Pitt. Thanks goodness she's finally weighed in. ...
Rachel Weisz says it's okay to drink while you're pregnant. "Amen to that," says Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Cele|Bitchy]If there is, in fact, a way to get America to a film version of Sweeney Todd, it's probably Borat. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]Shocker of shockers. Justin Timberlake is out and about, being a self-absorbed ass. [Girls Talkin' Smack, Pop on the Pop]Oprah and her couch are not invited to the TomKat wedding. [Bossip]If Paris and Nicole can be BFF again, perhaps there's hope for Britney and Madonna? [The Bosh]You should return that bulk purchase of lube to...
Reese Witherspoon officially files for divorce, then tells her manager to text Ryan Phillippe to let him know. [ICYDK]
Reese Witherspoon officially files for divorce, then tells her manager to text Ryan Phillippe to let him know. [ICYDK]Lindsay Lohan's car is hit -- again -- by paparazzi. [Egotastic]Bill Cosby settles his sexual assault charge for an undisclosed amount. [I'm Not Obsessed]Remember Raj from The Apprentice? Apparently he was running for Congress in Pennsylvania. If I'd known that, I might have paid attention to these elections. But, once again, he wasn't hired. [Junkiness]Kellie Pickler's album debuts at #1 on the country charts. "WHAT?" screams Faith Hill. But she wa...
While most of the world took it for granted that K-Fed was cheating on Britney during their marriage, new rumors suggest that Brit-Brit may have been getting some on the side, too. Her alleged paramour is J.R. Rotem, who Britney definitely hooked up with after filing for divorce. Other sources say J.R. had a previous fling with none other than Paris Hilton, Britney's BFF of five minutes earlier this month, and that when Britney found out she put an end to their BFF-ship. However, Miss Hilton recently gif...
Is there trouble is Paris-dise for Britney Spears? After being total BFF for a full five days (which may be some sort of record for Paris), the two were partying separately last night, with Britney treating the world to another unrequested glimpse of her hoo-hoo at a Malibu gas station (class-ay), and Paris hitting up a Volkswagen rager with Nicole Richie. On Monday, Paris said about Britney, “I love her. She is the sweetest girl I know. She’s so down-to-earth. I just want her to sm...
According to the NY Daily News:Spears was snapped with Hilton on Friday night leaving West Hollywood's Hyde nightclub in a white T-shirt and black mini-skirt (both very Hilton-esque) as well as a pair of Paris' trademark oversize sunglasses. While maneuvering out of the cab in the black mini, Spears managed to flash her goods to the throng of paparazzi - and there was an awful lot to see.I have a feeling the pictures are here, but I can't get the page to load. Will keep you posted...The point this...
Ryan and Reese's divorce is hot off the press. According to the New York Times, which analyzed the different takes on the story that inTouch and Life and Style took this week, these two magazines are attempting to corner the market when it comes to the most talked about divorce since Brad and Jen (sorry K-Fed). The interesting thing is that these magazines are owned by the same publishing company, Bauer Publishing. Though, in this article, they attempt to say "we never know what [the other magaz...
Hell hath no fury like Kevin Federline scorned. Britain's News of the World reports that Britney's soon-to-be ex-hubby is shopping a four-hour sex tape the two recorded at the beginning of their relationship, and that he's already been offered nearly $33.5M for the footage by an Arizona company. He's hoping for a pay-off from Britney in exchange for keeping the tape to himself. They also drop the bomb we've all been waiting for -- that Brit filed divorce papers after catching Federline with another...
Sorry I'm late on this, guys -- I decided to take a break from tending to y'all last night to take a stab at a social life. We'll see how this new experiment goes...An in-depth review of Britney's pre-nup shows that she filed for divorce on November 6 for a very good reason: one day later, and she would have had to pay a third year of alimony.If there is anyone happier about this divorce than the celebrity gossip blogging community, it is, surely, Brit-Brit's homewreckee, Shar Jackson.In one more blow...