Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sara Evans’ Husband is a Dirty Whore

Country singer Sara Evans, who currently appears on ABC's hit Dancing with the Stars, announced on Thursday that she will be dropping out of the show to cope with her divorce from her husband of thirteen years, Craig Schelske. I can't say I blame her. Have you ever been bored and lonely (and possibly a little bit drunk) on a Saturday night and spent a few minutes (or hours) perusing the Craigslist Casual Encounters listings just to assure yourself there are people out there far more sad and desper...

Lunchtime Quickies: Nick Carter Would Like You to Hate Paris Hilton, Watch His Television Program

God bless the British press. They've got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat -- the inside of Kate Moss's nose. If the standard blow-up doll isn't doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.Nick Carter: "Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out."Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce. Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Ju...

Afternoon Delight: Teri Hatcher Has Not Been Getting Enough Media Attention This Week

Eminem's trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn't want to change a thing about herself. Which is totally fine, but it would be nice if she could change the character she plays every once in awhile.Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show's first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someon...

Afternoon Delight: The Jessica Simpson Got Fat Edition

Jessica Simpson hits the street with her sister Ashlee. She's put on a LOT of weight this year, and I think she's trying to hide it with this black parachute of an outfit, but it really just draws attention to it. I've said it before and I'll say it again: her stylists hate her. Whitney Houston confirms that she plans to divorce Bobby Brown. Their 14-year marriage survived the fact that they're both egomaniacal crackheads, but it just couldn't make it through a reality TV show. Will you people n...

Midday Mess: The Liza Minelli Has Herpes Edition

Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner finally make out in public. Okay, so, now that this happened, can someone please explain to me who Brody Jenner is? This Page Six tidbit focuses on how Tom Hanks' first wife basically made him out to be Satan in pre-divorce legal filings (Really? In divorce proceedings? She had negative things to say? I really hope someone thought to write a whole book about this. Someone did? Oh good.), but I'm more interested in the last paragraph, which implies that Tom jacked t...

I Eat Celebs for Lunch

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingParis Hilton finally gets that elusive DUI. Sorry to those of you who had your money on Lohan. Her spokesperson, Perez Hilton -- er, um, Elliot Mintz -- says the arrest was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued." During her arrest, Hilton failed to make comments disparaging any particular race or religion, and was released within hours. TMZ has art. According to the AP, AmIdol's Clay Aiken is being considered to be named to the President's Committee for ...

Odds and Ends: Nope, Still Nothing Here about Suri Cruise’s Poop

  • I haven't posted about Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb in at least two days. So you'll all be relieved to know that they showed up together to TV Guide's Post-Emmy bash at Social Hollywood. I think it's time to stop speculating and start coping. They're a couple.

  • I haven't posted about Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb in at least two days. So you'll all be relieved to know that they showed up together to TV Guide's Post-Emmy bash at Social Hollywood. I think it's time to stop speculating and start coping. They're a couple. Gwen Stefani is boycotting the VMAs because she tries really hard to sing good and dance sexy but she just really feels like they're being nicer to Kelly Clarkson and sometimes she feels picked on like they just really don't care if they hurt her feelings and it's just not faaaaiiiir. Yes, okay, here's the Beyonce nip slip. Are you h...

Meet the (Ex) Barkers

To the utter surprise of absolutely no one, super-skinny mega-tattooed rockstar Travis Barker filed for divorce this morning from his wife of two years, the ever- heavier and less-employed former Miss USA/Playboy eagle-spreader Shanna Moakler (I know, I know, she just had a kid, leave her alone, but this isn't fucking therapy, it's a gossip blog, and the girl has been large lately, and you noticed, too).MemorandumTo: Celebrity couplesFrom: The Evil BeetRe: Tips for a successful marriageHey! Cele...