Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton

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Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity...

Paris Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

Well, Paris didn’t, exactly, because she couldn’t be bothered to appear in court. But her lawyer appeared on her behalf at an L.A. court today, and pleaded not guilty for her...

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Hilary Swank’s New Year’s resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That’s nice. My New Year’s resolution is to...

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Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson’s soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It’s neat how both Shanna...

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Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can’t do? [The Blemish] Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere’s after-party, with...

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After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood] It’s been months...

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Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite’s Life] Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying...

Late-Night Links (Back in Late Night)

Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie’s going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years… [TMZ] Britney’s new...

Britney and Paris Aren’t Lovers

Good news. Although: In a recent photograph, Hilton looked very much like she was stroking Spears’ upper thigh. Hilton’s rep dismissed a possible lesbian love affair with a...

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Jennifer Aniston leaves an L.A. club through the back door with none other than Kevin Federline. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! [Celebitchy] Sharon Stone outrages and offends the...