You are way, way cooler than the cop who pulled me over last week, and much nicer than the cop who pulled me over the week before that. Thanks for being a doll. I will live to terrorize the...
Joe Francis is kind enough to voice his opinion on the sexual strengths and weaknesses of young Hollywood, with Paris Hilton in a commanding lead. He also manages to plug ParisExposed about... If you had to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan, you’d drink, too. [A Socialite’s Life]
Not only is Britney Spears still dating Jewish actor/model Isaac Cohen, she’s sporting... It’s not gone, folks, it’s just hiding. It’s here now. Get your $40 worth quick. Or, you know, get it for free all over the Internet.
Thanks to Anna for the heads-up. Uh-oh! Where did ParisExposed.com go? It produces an error message now. Hmm. Did Joe Francis’ legal action put the brakes on the site? Or did some Paris-friendly hackers break in and... Rick Hilton, President
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... I don’t feel like writing much about it right now. I’m sure the urge will strike eventually. But, if you should be one of those folks who cares, most of the Paris Hilton stuff... Those folks who took over Paris Hilton’s storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris... Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I’d do without... Paris Hilton’s weird wonky eye which bloggers love to tease her for is reportedly the result of an eye-lift surgery gone wrong. It is depressing that celebrities such as Tara Reid and... The cast of Grey’s Anatomy continues their love-fest, with T.R. Knight appearing on Ellen to formally recommend Isaiah Washington for sainthood. [Defamer]
Even into the sixth season... Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]
Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba’s ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]
Tara Reid goes down…under. To...
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