Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ozzy Osbourne Didn’t Take Too Well to Marriage Counseling

ozzy osbourne sharon osbourne Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have had their share of marriage troubles, but seeking out the help of a counselor did nothing to help their relationship, apparently, as Ozzy just got pissed off and became uncooperative. Wow, that's super hard to believe! Can't see that at all! Here's how Sharon explained it to Hello: "It was something we'd never tried before. But actually, it just made Ozzy angry. "We gave it a go, but it wasn't for us. What we've done we've done together and with the help of our family." Well... isn't that kinda part of the p...

Harry Styles Thinks David Beckham Isn’t Iconic Enough

harry styles david beckham Harry Styles is in need of an icon, apparently. I guess he grew up looking up to David Beckham but now David's getting a bit worse for wear in the icon department, apparently (says the boy band member who will be forgotten in 10 years time) and he needs someone new to come on the scene. From OK Magazine: "I think he was everybody's idol when I was growing up. When people asked you that question, you almost needed a back-up answer because everyone would say, 'David Beckham!'" "We actuall...

Holiday Prize Giveaway Time!

FandangoChristmasHo, ho, ho! It's the holidays, guys, and if you're anything like me, you'll probably spend Christmas evening in the movie theatre seeing some God-awful holiday release. It's a tradition! Because of my penchant for terrible December blockbusters, I tell friends and colleagues who have no idea what to get me that you can never go wrong with Fandango Gift Cards, because I will seriously watch movies until the cows come home. Anyone who's awesome enough to get me one this year will get a bonus, too -...

Britney Spears Almost Broke Her Neck

britney spears Oh dear! Britney Spears' Las Vegas residency hasn't even begun yet and already things are getting a bit crazy. Apparently BritBrit was rehearsing recently and somehow managed to injure herself, nearly breaking her neck. The incident was covered in her upcoming E! documentary, I Am Britney Jean, in which she says the following: "I just knew I had almost broke my neck. There was serious damage." If that sounds vague, well, that's because it is. It's all part of building the suspense and to try a...

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khloe kardsahian Khloe Kardashian still has great taste in men [Amy Grindhouse] Tila Tequila has a new sex tape coming out [The Superficial] Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom still hang out, you guys [ICYDK] Jessica Simpson is really into tantric sex [Celebslam] If this is Lindsay Lohan's version of chic, we've got a problem [I'm Not Obsessed] What's going on under Una Healy's skirt? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Miley Cyrus has learned a lot this year [Huffington Post] Alessandra Ambrosio really brought out the cle...

Ryan Seacrest Hopes You’ll Give ‘American Idol’ Another Chance

american idol How do I put this gently? American Idol sucks ass. It has for years and it continues to get worse. Last year, even with Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey on the panel, the show was boring, uncomfortable and deserved to be canceled. Fox hoped that by bringing back Jennifer Lopez for this season, they can pick up in the ratings again, but seriously, people - just let this shit die already. Oh yeah, Harry Connick Jr.'s on it, too. Well, the troll that guards the Idol bridge, Ryan Seacrest, really wants you t...

Beyoncé’s Unannounced Album Set to Hit #1

beyonce flawless There aren't many stars out there who could put out an album, unannounced and out of nowhere, and still have it hit number one on the charts. And yet, that's what Beyoncé's self-titled record, put overnight on Friday the 13th, is set to do. Early sales figures showed that the album sold 550,000 copies in the US alone in just three days. Oh snap! From Billboard: Beyonce's surprise self-titled album is all but guaranteed a No. 1 debut on the Billboard 200 chart this week. Industry sources suggest its sales have grown to over 550,000 ...

Would You Read Lindsay Lohan’s Tell-All Book?

Lindsay+Lohan-2 Lindsay Lohan met with a major literary agency about writing a tell-all book. Okay, firstly, obviously she's not going to write it herself, she's gonna ghost write that shit, and I volunteer. Anyway, she sat down with this agency and it was all filmed for her big Oprah show that probably no one is going to watch. Here's more from TMZ: Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ, the book started as a series of journal entries, which she wrote in rehab as a therapeutic exercise. The book is...

Katy Perry’s X Factor Performance Didn’t Go Over Very Well

katy-perry-xfactor Katy Perry sang on the X Factor finale in London and drew mostly bad reviews, based on the Katy Perry and X Factor twitter news feed. When she sang at the American Music Awards, she also drew criticism, for dressing as a Geisha. Lady Gaga came to her defense. This time, she's getting flack for dressing as, to quote one twitter user, "a giant budgie", and for singing poorly. Some tweets: Why did Katy Perry choose to sing such a dirge dressed as a turkey? #XFactorFinal Katy Perry without her tru...

Claire Danes Is More Than Carrie Mathison

claire danes Homeland is a great show. It's been pretty slow most of this season until last week's episode, but it's still better than most of the other shit on TV. Part of what makes it so great are the actors, like Mandy Patinkin and, of course, Claire Danes. It's brought her career - which has been great anyway, to be honest - to a pinnacle and is becoming her best-known role (which will always be My So-Called Life to me). From Interview: "I would really like to play another character to deviate from...

Do You Care How Much Jenny McCarthy Weighs?

jenny mccarthy I don't see why anyone needs to know what number Jenny McCarthy sees when she gets on the scale, but I guess she's proud of it and wanted to share it with the public, so here ya go: she weighs 136 pounds. Uh... congrats? From Radar Online: “I’m a big yo-yoer. I do go up and down. I go from like 120 to 138. Right now I’m at 136, I think,” the 5’7? actress, model and comedienne told Radar. “And I take this time to thoroughly enjoy it during the holidays. I’m kind of part...

Newsflash: Demi Lovato Had a Serious Substance Abuse Issue

demi lovato Ugh, Demi Lovato, you make it so hard to love you. You're a great role model for young girls and it's inspiring that you got your life together when it was such a mess, but can you change the fucking record already? Seriously, is it the only interesting thing about you? You've switched from being addicted to drugs to being addicted to the drama of the story of when you were addicted to drugs. It's maddening. So what's Demi talking about this time? Well, basically, she wants us all to know that she can't drink in moderation or even smoke, because she'll end...