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New Couple Alert: Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson?

A photo of Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson

Today has been such a huge day for love, hasn’t it? We’ve heard about how our dear Adele is cooking up a little bundle of love in her uterus, and we’ve heard about how love was torn apart by Tom Cruise and his crazy ol’ head. But now we’re hearing about how, somewhere else, love is just starting to bloom. Between Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson.

From Star via Celebitchy:

Oh my Goth! Avril Lavigne, 27, and Marilyn Manson, 43, platonic friends for years, are suddenly romantic now that they’re both single. “Avril has been in Paris and Marilyn is on a European tour, so whenever he has a break, he files back to Paris to be with her,” says a source. “They’ve been hooking up and then Skyping when they aren’t together. It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on.”

Yeah, this is from Star, so there’s a solid chance it’s total bullshit. But it’s gossip, you guys. A few days ago I hung out with my boyfriend’s four-year-old niece and listened to her while she told me all about how the lady from across the street’s daughter tried to break into her car at Walmart. Was it true? I don’t know, maybe. Was it fun? Yes, of course it was. So loosen up and let the tabloids into your heart already.

But right, Avril Lavigne and Marilyn Manson. Yikes. And you know, poor Taylor Momsen. She was supposed to be the one to win Marilyn Manson’s heart, not Avril. Ugh, the world is so unfair sometimes.

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  • Marilyn lost the exquisite Dita Von Teese. Biggest mistake in his life. No woman he could ever lure in will ever ever ever approach the grace that Dita emanates.

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  • They were out trolling for trouble, a buzz and dope while in their regular sewer diving habituates and met.. Kismet grunge-stupid couplin’ history was made..