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Avril Lavigne might be in rehab

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Avril Lavigne has been having a bit of a rough time lately. Her marriage to Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger is apparently in trouble and according to some private messages she shared with a fan earlier this month, she’s been experiencing some undisclosed “health issues”:

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Huh. Sounds pretty serious, eh? Well, according to some reports, the “health issues” Avril is experiencing are basically the result of partying too hard, and she’s apparently been spending time in rehab to get her shit together… at least according to Star Magazine.

After dropping out of the public eye for more than two months and refusing to answer to concerned love ones, the startling note had everyone wondering what’s wrong with the singer. “The buzz in her inner circle is that she’s been in rehab for depression and substance abuse issues,” a source close to the singer says. “Avril was an emotional wreck over her marital problems, and she turned to partying to deal with the pain.”

Basically, she’s headed for divorce and between her failed marriage and the fact that her career is pretty much over, she’s losing it bigtime.

And now, it appears that partying away her problems has damaged her health. “Avril feels more alone now than ever and just wants to make it through this,” the source adds. “Everyone hopes that if she is indeed with rehab, it serves her well and she learns better coping mechanisms. She’s got a lot of wonderful people in her life; she just needs to swallow her pride and embrace them.”

Huh. Here’s hoping whatever’s going on gets sorted out soon.

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Avril Lavigne Gets A Makeunder

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Avril Lavigne is always seen with heavy black eyeliner. We’re talking super heavy, like this isn’t unusual for her. She even wore thick black eyeliner at her wedding. So it seems Allure magazine went where no one’s gone before and stripped Avril of her signature black liner. Here’s the result:

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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Marriage Seems Fun… Not!

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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger recently tied the knot after a whirlwind romance that would rival that of Elizabeth Taylor and Tim Burton, and they’ve got a fool-proof method to make sure nothing comes between them: marriage rules! That’s right, Avril and Chad are both banned from having any alcohol or going to any nightclubs without each other, no matter how long they’re apart. Because nothing says “loving, trusting relationship” like prohibiting your other half from doing anything fear that s/he might not have enough self control not to cheat on you.

From People:

“We don’t drink when we’re apart,” says Kroeger. “Ever. Even if we’re apart for weeks.” Lavigne says that it’s just the responsible thing to do. “We want to protect what we have,” she says.

No nightclubs. “We don’t want to go anywhere that you’re asking for trouble,” says Kroeger. He adds, “I don’t want to be in Europe texting her, like ‘Where are you?’ ” he says. “This way we don’t have to worry about any of that stuff.”

LOL. I mean, listen – if they’re both okay with this, then whatever, everyone Namaste and all that. And there is, of course, the added element of their “fame”, which means paparazzi will make shit up if they see one of them out and they happen to be talking to someone of the opposite sex, even if it’s just to order a drink. Also, if you’re married, I don’t really see why you’d be big into the club scene anyway. To dance? I mean, maybe, but… not really, so I can sorta see the motivation behind this. I still think it’s corny and probably largely based on the fact that Avril cheated on Derek Whibley when they were together (right?). Who even knows.

I think they’ll be divorced within the next two years.

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Avril Lavigne Is Still 12, But Also “Sexual” in ‘Hello Kitty’

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Avril Lavigne wants to assault our ears with a new song called ‘Hello Kitty’ which is apparently about her love of the Japanese cartoon brand but also has a “flirtatious” and “sexual” side to it… and that makes me want to chop off my eyes and ears.

Here’s what she told Digital Spy about the track:

“‘Hello Kitty’ was such an interesting topic and subject,” she said. “It was really exciting for me.

“I didn’t want it to sound like anything I’d done before. I wanted it to sound over the top so I ended up hiring a new producer to help me with it.”

Asked if the song has a double meaning, she replied: “Obviously it’s flirtatious and somewhat sexual, but it’s genuinely about my love for Hello Kitty as well!”

Okay, please tell me what fucked up universe you have to live in to associate a child’s cartoon cat brand and sex? Unless you’re a plushie, but even then… girl, keep that behind closed doors. I don’t think Avril’s mentality has evolved beyond a 13-year-old’s, so we’ll have to give her a pass on this one.

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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Did a Duet Just For You

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Canada’s Wills & Kate, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, united in holy matrimony over the summer and as if that celebration of love wasn’t enough, they’ve now recorded a duet together and it’s here just for you. The song is called ‘Let Me Go’ and will appear on Avril’s upcoming album, which is out this November. I find it interesting that the song is about breaking up and letting go. Why not a song about your undying passion for one another and/or poutine? Come on, people!

To be honest, it’s not quite as bad as I thought it was. It actually rivals the Katy Perry/John Mayer duet for awfulness, which is quite high praise for these two. What do you think? Don’t lie – I know you’re going to order it on iTunes!

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What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
 

Which birth was the bigger deal?
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Most Shocking?
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Biggest WTF?
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Best Celeb Fight?
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Best Fashion Moment?
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Lady Gaga is back. Are you excited?
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Who was more annoying this summer?
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Avril Lavigne Is Working With Some Weird People These Days

Between her duet with Marilyn Manson (who I’m still sure was her flower girl at her wedding) to shooting a video with Danica McKellar, Avril Lavigne sure has some weird ass choices for collaborations. We’ve got a new name to add to that list, however, because she released the teaser for her upcoming ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’ video this week, which stars… Billy Zane?

This song sounds like the full-length will fucking suck, considering the only lyrics we hear in the teaser are about putting your middle finger up to the sky to prove that you’re still rock ‘n’ roll. Yup, that’ll show ‘em. Also, why is Billy Zane a cowboy? Why is he in this video? Why am I trying to understand this? After all, this is the only thing about Billy you’ll ever need to know (besides all of Titanic, of course):