Avril Lavigne is always seen with heavy black eyeliner. We’re talking super heavy, like this isn’t unusual for her. She even wore thick black eyeliner at her wedding. So it seems Allure magazine went where no one’s gone before and stripped Avril of her signature black liner. Here’s the result:
December 24, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger recently tied the knot after a whirlwind romance that would rival that of Elizabeth Taylor and Tim Burton, and they’ve got a fool-proof method to make sure nothing comes between them: marriage rules! That’s right, Avril and Chad are both banned from having any alcohol or going to any nightclubs without each other, no matter how long they’re apart. Because nothing says “loving, trusting relationship” like prohibiting your other half from doing anything fear that s/he might not have enough self control not to cheat on you.
“We don’t drink when we’re apart,” says Kroeger. “Ever. Even if we’re apart for weeks.” Lavigne says that it’s just the responsible thing to do. “We want to protect what we have,” she says.
No nightclubs. “We don’t want to go anywhere that you’re asking for trouble,” says Kroeger. He adds, “I don’t want to be in Europe texting her, like ‘Where are you?’ ” he says. “This way we don’t have to worry about any of that stuff.”
LOL. I mean, listen – if they’re both okay with this, then whatever, everyone Namaste and all that. And there is, of course, the added element of their “fame”, which means paparazzi will make shit up if they see one of them out and they happen to be talking to someone of the opposite sex, even if it’s just to order a drink. Also, if you’re married, I don’t really see why you’d be big into the club scene anyway. To dance? I mean, maybe, but… not really, so I can sorta see the motivation behind this. I still think it’s corny and probably largely based on the fact that Avril cheated on Derek Whibley when they were together (right?). Who even knows.
I think they’ll be divorced within the next two years.
November 6, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Avril Lavigne wants to assault our ears with a new song called ‘Hello Kitty’ which is apparently about her love of the Japanese cartoon brand but also has a “flirtatious” and “sexual” side to it… and that makes me want to chop off my eyes and ears.
Here’s what she told Digital Spy about the track:
“‘Hello Kitty’ was such an interesting topic and subject,” she said. “It was really exciting for me.
“I didn’t want it to sound like anything I’d done before. I wanted it to sound over the top so I ended up hiring a new producer to help me with it.”
Asked if the song has a double meaning, she replied: “Obviously it’s flirtatious and somewhat sexual, but it’s genuinely about my love for Hello Kitty as well!”
Okay, please tell me what fucked up universe you have to live in to associate a child’s cartoon cat brand and sex? Unless you’re a plushie, but even then… girl, keep that behind closed doors. I don’t think Avril’s mentality has evolved beyond a 13-year-old’s, so we’ll have to give her a pass on this one.
October 15, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Canada’s Wills & Kate, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, united in holy matrimony over the summer and as if that celebration of love wasn’t enough, they’ve now recorded a duet together and it’s here just for you. The song is called ‘Let Me Go’ and will appear on Avril’s upcoming album, which is out this November. I find it interesting that the song is about breaking up and letting go. Why not a song about your undying passion for one another and/or poutine? Come on, people!
To be honest, it’s not quite as bad as I thought it was. It actually rivals the Katy Perry/John Mayer duet for awfulness, which is quite high praise for these two. What do you think? Don’t lie – I know you’re going to order it on iTunes!
October 8, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Between her duet with Marilyn Manson (who I’m still sure was her flower girl at her wedding) to shooting a video with Danica McKellar, Avril Lavigne sure has some weird ass choices for collaborations. We’ve got a new name to add to that list, however, because she released the teaser for her upcoming ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’ video this week, which stars… Billy Zane?
This song sounds like the full-length will fucking suck, considering the only lyrics we hear in the teaser are about putting your middle finger up to the sky to prove that you’re still rock ‘n’ roll. Yup, that’ll show ‘em. Also, why is Billy Zane a cowboy? Why is he in this video? Why am I trying to understand this? After all, this is the only thing about Billy you’ll ever need to know (besides all of Titanic, of course):