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Pregnant Mila Kunis shops at Target just like us

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Can I just take a minute to ask a very serious question, here? How the hell long has Mila Kunis been pregnant? Homegirl is rivaling Jessica Simpson for the longest pregnancy in history, I feel. And frankly, she looks pretty miserable about it – though to be fair, she could be miserable because she can’t even shop in Target in peace without a paparazzo’s camera in her face. I suppose that’s more likely. Either way, I feel for the girl.

In any case, Mila was on the hunt for bargains at an LA Target. No word on what she bought (because seriously, who cares?) or any of that, but she looks – other than fed up – really healthy. She hasn’t even got the swollen pregnancy ankles! (Having never been pregnant, I kinda assume that happens to most pregnant women, so it’s always surprising to see a lack of third trimester cankles.) But seriously, when is she due?!

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The Daily Links

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It would be amazing if Rachel McAdams joined True Detective, right? [Lainey Gossip]

Behati Prinsloo looks rather incredible in a bikini [Celebslam]

Vanessa Hudgens is still rocking those yoga pants [Popoholic]

Kelly Brook is pretty much entirely see-through at the parking meter [Moe Jackson]

You can see right through Ashley Lee‘s wet t-shirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Even big movie stars like Reese Witherspoon need plane snacks [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gerard Butler is looking very fit these days, isn’t he? [Socialite Life]

This 5-year-old can do 90-degree push ups and I feel awful [The Blemish]

Paris Hilton is trying on bondage gear for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

The Duggar kids aren’t allowed to celebrate Halloween, go to the beach or listen to music [Celebitchy]

Sometimes you can find true love in Instagram, it seems [Romance Beat]

Lena Dunham has deep thoughts on what it means to tell your own story [The Frisky]

Emily Ratajkowski lets a nipple show in public [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I’m a little bit scared of Janice Dickinson‘s selfie obsession [theBERRY]

Pornstache is dating someone from ‘Dancing with the Stars’ [Celebuzz]

I’m not really sure about what’s going on with all that plaid, Jessica Simpson [ICYDK]

Yes, that woman with three boobs was totally faking it [PopBytes]

Victoria Beckham had a very big day yesterday [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s Shailene Woodley naked in a movie, if you’re into that [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Well, Rihanna is looking very serious these days [Moe Jackson]

Lauren Conrad shows off just how rich she is in new photos [Too Fab]

Jennifer Lopez does gymnastics with her ass out now [Celebslam]

Kesha‘s shorts are way too short, so you know someone took a picture [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh great, Gwyneth Paltrow is releasing her own line of monogrammed underwear [Lainey Gossip]

Kirsten Dunst is trying to show some cleavage or something [Popoholic]

Miley Cyrus still wants you to think she’s a wild child [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Why is Taylor Swift taking her cat Meredith for a walk? [Moe Jackson]

Why can’t we make the ‘Full House’ reunion into a reality show? [The Frisky]

Shia LaBeouf is running a performance art marathon, whatever that means [Socialite Life]

Tyler Perry and his girlfriend are expecting their first child [I'm Not Obsessed]

Tom Hiddleston is there for Emma Watson on Twitter [Celebitchy]

Hilary Duff has a new song in the Amazon Fire ad or something [The Blemish]

Some people actually know how to take good wedding pictures [Romance Beat]

Karen Walker from ‘Will & Grace’ is one of the best TV characters ever [theBERRY]

Oh man, Fergie & Josh Duhamel‘s son Axl is absolutely adorable [Too Fab]

Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle expecting their first child together [Celebuzz]

Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks are no longer a couple

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Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks have been dating for what seems like forever – in reality, it’s been a few years (which is like eternity in Hollywood years, anyway). Unfortunately, their romance has come to an end and the relationship is over… but it’s okay! They’re totally cool about it!

From US Weekly:

Speak for yourself! Jason Derulo confirmed that he and Jordin Sparks have called it quits during an interview with KDWB in Minneapolis on Thursday, Sept. 25, but said that everything is “cool.”

Although Derulo was at first hesitant to talk about the news (he told radio host Lucas “I’d rather not” when first asked about the split) he did say that they’ll remain friends.

“Everything is cool man,” Derulo said when asked if the two will stay pals. “It’s not a bad situation, it’s not one of those kinds of things,” he added.

Apparently they’re both actually pretty upset about this (says “a source”) and it’s all down to the fact that they work and travel too much to actually have any time together. That’s unfortunately the sort of sad compromise you make when you’re in the public eye – and I think why a lot of these Hollywood relationships don’t really last. If you never see each other and you’re so focused on being a star, it doesn’t leave much room for forming deep and lasting love. I mean, I guess it happens… but it’s pretty rare.

Now I’m sad just thinking about those 10,000 roses.

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Britney Spears got a haircut!

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Oh, snap! Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut. I wasn’t sure how I felt about this, but then I compared it to photos of her weird semi-wavy extensions and I’d say this is a definite upgrade. She looks sleek, chic and… vaguely constipated in the above photo, but I think it suits her!

BritBrit debuted the look while she was promoting her new line of lingerie in Germany – the day before it was the same old droopy locks. I guess this is supposed to make us feel like we’re invested in quality thongs when we buy her stuff, right? You don’t even need to be in a relationship to buy it! You can wear it to bed all by yourself, just like Britney herself.

What do you think of her new look?

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Kim Kardashian got tackled at Paris Fashion Week

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in France enjoying Paris Fashion Week (and wearing ridiculous fucking outfits like the one above), but things got ugly last night when “celebrity prankster” Vitalii Sediuk grabbed Kim as she was walking to her car, pulled her hair and attempted to shove her to the ground. The whole thing was caught on video and security subdued the asshole, but like… what the hell?


First of all, Vitalii Sediuk is not a “prankster”, he’s an assaulter. He literally spends his entire life traveling around the world harassing and assaulting whatever celebrity catches his fancy. He has been arrested numerous times, has several orders of protection against him and yet… he’s still running free. This isn’t about Kim Kardashian or what you think of her, this is about the fact that some fucking weirdo is going to different countries to purposely hunt down and assault celebrities. This is a 25-year-old man who thinks this is okay. What the hell? Also, where’s the “prank” here? If there’s a joke involved, I’m missing it.

In any case, Kim looked absolutely ridiculous – but she still looked better than Kanye managed with his Homeless Chic approach to the event.

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Joe Manganiello checked out Sofia Vergara’s butt before they fell in love

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello seem to be a match made in heaven and are totally in love… at least for now. But how did they get together? Well, it all goes back to the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Joe was unfortunately (or fortunately?) pictured checking out Sofia’s ass while she talks to other guests. That apparently broke the ice, and the rest, as they say, is history!

From an appearance on The Meredith Vieira Show (via US Weekly):

“It was really funny because I didn’t know that had happened until I started really going out with him,” Vergara told the talk show host. “Somebody sent me the pictures and I confronted him about it and he was like, ‘Yeah, I can’t excuse myself. I was there.’”

Vergara, who first stepped out with the True Blood hunk in July after splitting with fiancé Nick Loeb in May, added: “I didn’t know he was behind me! It was funny. It broke the ice. After that, we started talking, like, you know.”

At the time, a source told Us, “Sofia is Joe’s dream girl! He’s been smitten with her for years. He’s always had a huge crush on her.”

That’s pretty hilarious. Vaguely creepy, but hilarious since it actually worked out for these two. Neither of them really do anything personally for me, but you can’t deny a gorgeous looking couple when you see one!

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Justin Bieber embarrassed himself on a skateboard

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Justin Bieber seems to be one of those people who’s so up his own ass that he automatically assumes he’s a genius at anything he puts his hand to. Case in point: skateboarding. This idiot can barely stay on the board, let alone do any tricks on it, but he still felt confident enough to go to the legendary Venice Skate Park in California to show off his “skills” to the masses. He didn’t even seem to care when he got laughed at for failing a simple trick about fifteen times… but ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

I think it’s hilarious that he got so hyped after FINALLY landing one that he had to rip his shirt off immediately. Please, spare us.

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