Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Joe Manganiello checked out Sofia Vergara’s butt before they fell in love

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello seem to be a match made in heaven and are totally in love… at least for now. But how did they get together? Well, it all goes back to the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Joe was unfortunately (or fortunately?) pictured checking out Sofia’s ass while she talks to other guests. That apparently broke the ice, and the rest, as they say, is history!

From an appearance on The Meredith Vieira Show (via US Weekly):

“It was really funny because I didn’t know that had happened until I started really going out with him,” Vergara told the talk show host. “Somebody sent me the pictures and I confronted him about it and he was like, ‘Yeah, I can’t excuse myself. I was there.’”

Vergara, who first stepped out with the True Blood hunk in July after splitting with fiancé Nick Loeb in May, added: “I didn’t know he was behind me! It was funny. It broke the ice. After that, we started talking, like, you know.”

At the time, a source told Us, “Sofia is Joe’s dream girl! He’s been smitten with her for years. He’s always had a huge crush on her.”

That’s pretty hilarious. Vaguely creepy, but hilarious since it actually worked out for these two. Neither of them really do anything personally for me, but you can’t deny a gorgeous looking couple when you see one!

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Justin Bieber embarrassed himself on a skateboard

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Justin Bieber seems to be one of those people who’s so up his own ass that he automatically assumes he’s a genius at anything he puts his hand to. Case in point: skateboarding. This idiot can barely stay on the board, let alone do any tricks on it, but he still felt confident enough to go to the legendary Venice Skate Park in California to show off his “skills” to the masses. He didn’t even seem to care when he got laughed at for failing a simple trick about fifteen times… but ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

I think it’s hilarious that he got so hyped after FINALLY landing one that he had to rip his shirt off immediately. Please, spare us.

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Courteney Cox was jealous of ‘The Rachel’s popularity

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If you were above the age of 10 as of the mid-1990s, there’s a high chance that you may have sported The Rachel cut. You know, Jennifer Aniston‘s popular ‘do from Friends that seemed to take over the entire world overnight? I mean, in hindsight, it was really awful – far too many layers and just not flattering on anyone BESIDES Jennifer Aniston, but oh well! YOLO!

Courteney Cox, who played Monica on the show, jokingly revealed to Jimmy Kimmel this week that she was actually pretty jealous of The Rachel’s popularity and didn’t understand why The Monica wasn’t a thing – especially since she had the same hairstylist on set as Jennifer.

Hah! Hilarious. Happy 20th anniversary to Friends, by the way. The show still holds up and is just as good as it always was. In fact, I think I’ll go watch some episodes now.

Lady Gaga stops a fight mid-concert

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Lady Gaga is currently on tour and she recently took The Artrave / The Artpop Ball or whatever the fuck this tour is called over to Antwerp. Apparently people in the crowd had too much to drink or were a little too hype on Tuesday night, because a fight broke out, forcing Mother Monster to play peacemaker, as she does.

The best quote of this video? “Here, we practice love.” LOL… oh, do we? I’m not loving that Rainbow Brite bullshit you have going on (Prism tour redux, to be honest), but whatever. I guess it was nice of Gaga to step in and bring the chill factor back to her concert. Behave yourselves, Belgium!

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Mike Sorrentino has a tax fraud “situation” on his hands

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Get it? He’s got a “situation”? Eh? Eh?

Okay, I’ll stop. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, best (and only) known from his time on Jersey Shore, is in some hot water with the US government and has been charged with tax fraud conspiracy for not paying taxes on $8.9 million worth of income.

Here’s the scoop from People:

Court documents obtained by PEOPLE show that both Sorrentino and his brother are each charged with one count of conspiracy to defraud the United States, plus an additional two counts of filing false returns for the reality star, while his brother faces three.

He is also charged with failing to file a tax return in 2011, when he earned more than $1.9 million in income.

“From in or about January 2010 through in or about November 2013, in Monmouth and Ocean Counties, in the District of New Jersey and elsewhere, defendants Marc Sorrentino and Michael Sorrentino, aka ‘The Situation,’ did knowingly and intentionally conspire and agree with each other and others to defraud the United States by impeding, impairing, obstructing, and defeating, through deceitful and dishonest means, the lawful functions of the IRS, a constituent agency of the United States Department of the Treasury, to ascertain, compute, assess, and collect federal income taxes,” the document states.

Y’all, when will people learn that the IRS is no joke?

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Lindsay Lohan got laughed at during her West End debut

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Having lived in the UK on and off over the past several years, I can say one thing about the Brits: they don’t suffer fools gladly. They have no time for nonsense and tedious bullshit that Americans entertain all too gladly, which is why I knew Lindsay Lohan performing in Speed-the-Plow on the West End was going to be a total disaster and I couldn’t wait. And indeed, it’s worked out just that way, with the London audience actually laughing at her during the show’s opening night.

From The Daily Beast:

On the first night of previews, a work-in-progress feel is to be expected. But halfway through the second act of Speed-the-Plow, the audience was openly laughing at Lohan’s struggle to grasp Mamet’s sharp, trademark dialogue.

After her first audible prompt, which came shortly after the interval, the audience sat patiently. The second led to titters in the stalls. Unfortunately for Lohan, the next line delivered by Richard Schiff (Toby from The West Wing) was: “You have done a fantastic job!”

The laughter grew louder.

Although she was sitting staring at a book, which may or may not have contained clues, a third prompt from the wings had Lohan smirking, and she raised her hand to her heart apologetically. By now, even her serious lines were being greeted with laughter. “I know what it is to be bad, I’ve been bad,” her character Karen emotes. More laughter.

“Oh my god, it’s so embarrassing,” said a woman in the crowd during an unusually long set change. In truth, Lohan remained charming throughout.

The chaotic second half had not started promisingly when the occupants of the box closest to the stage tipped a glass of champagne over someone in the front row. It ended with a minor wardrobe malfunction as Lohan’s blouse puffed out—untucked—below what was supposed to be a smart new outfit.

Ouch. That sounds… sufficiently awkward. That all being said, however, the article goes on to insist that there was no major trainwreck, she just needs to, you know… learn her lines. I actually would be interested to see this in person, if only to witness it with my own eyes. The character Lindsay’s playing is desperate, obsessive… in other words, a little too close to who she really is, which is why, I suppose, people are laughing – even when they shouldn’t be.

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Amber Rose files for divorce from “serial cheater” Wiz Khalifa

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Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa only got married a little over a year ago, shortly after welcoming their first child together, but alas, the dream is already over. Amber has filed for divorce from Wiz, who is apparently a serial cheater… though he’s saying the same about her.

From TMZ:

Sources connected with Amber tell TMZ … since the beginning of Wiz’s tour in July she strongly suspected he was stepping out.

Amber’s telling friends … she wanted to join Wiz on the tour but he came up with a panoply of excuses, the most frequent of which … she should stay home with their 1-year-old.

She also says he tried to show dominance by telling her he’s the bread winner and he needed to be left alone to make money and she need to stay home.  BTW … we understand that doesn’t make a lot of sense, but that’s what she said.

As we reported … Wiz believes it was Amber who was cheating, courtesy of Nick Cannon, and she’s throwing up allegations against him as a cover for her own misdeeds.

And Wiz has complained privately … Amber is one big nag.

Can I just ask first of all what the hell Nick Cannon has to do with anything? He needs to worry about his own failed marriage… nosy ass. Also, this whole thing is just sloppy from start to finish. I’m sure they both have their fair share of bullshit that contributed to the end of this relationship, but why either of them had to go public in any way about it is beyond me. No one needs to know the ins and outs, and public shaming of anyone cheating is not going to change anything. They both need to sign the paperwork and be done with this shit.

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