Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin released the bougiest divorce announcement in history last week, and ol’ Goop has been working hard to keep it classy throughout this ordeal. Turns out, there’s a reason for that: she’s terrified that her reputation will be tarnished if things get ugly.
Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ … this is NOT a separation. They are definitely getting divorced. But both are concerned about serious PR damage if the divorce turns ugly, and they don’t want to open the door to media reports about them straying from the marriage as well as other issues.
The concern … even if the case doesn’t go to trial … any allegation put down in legal docs could end up getting leaked … and both Gwyneth and Chris agree … that’s the worst case scenario for both of them.
We’re told the divorce will be relatively quick and there are no apparent conflicts. They will not fight over money and they won’t fight over custody.
Well, that’s nice. To be honest, I don’t think an ugly divorce benefits anyone – especially not the kids. While Gwyn’s motivation might be self-preservation of her “brand”, I think keeping things cordial is best for everyone, eh?
March 31, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
We all know Bachelor star Juan Pablo Galavis is an absolute asshole, but thankfully another woman has finally told him this to his face. While he was hosting his Pool After Dark party in Atlantic City this weekend, he actually had a drink thrown in his face and was called a “fucking douchebag” before the woman was thrown out. YESSSSSSS, I live for this!
From US Weekly:
One girl did what many rejected Bachelor contestants could only dream of — she threw a drink in Juan Pablo Galavis‘ face. At the Pool After Dark event at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, Galavis got the shocking wake up call when a girl came up to him while he was sitting on a couch and threw a drink in his face.
“F–king douche bag!” she shouted, causing security and body guards to swarm the area and eventually escort the woman out.
The Bachelor didn’t let that ruin his evening, and he even spent some time with girlfriend Nikki Ferrell, who joined him in the club around 1 a.m.
“We have a long distance relationship,” Galavis told Us Weekly at the event. “But we are talking about many things.”
LOL to everything. So… we realize Nikki wants nothing to do with him, right? You’re “talking about many things”? Are those things also about what an absolute prick you are?
I wish we knew who this unnamed drink-throwing woman is. I’d love to shake her hand.
March 31, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Mariah Carey got a whole lot of bling for her birthday [ICYDK]
Joanna Krupa’s nipples made their red carpet debut [Celebuzz]
Tom Cruise has been conjured! [Lainey Gossip]
When did Khloe Kardashian get such a hot body? [TooFab]
Here are 10 bisexual celebrities you may be mislabeling [The Frisky]
Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez went on a topless vacation [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Brandi Glanville rushed her son to the hospital and never called Eddie or LeAnn [Celebitchy]
Who’s hotter: Kate Beckinsale or Margot Robbie? [Moe Jackson]
Madonna has a message for all her haters [OMG Blog]
Anja Rubik showed every last bit of herself… [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Tori Amos has put out some new music… [PopBytes]
What were the biggest celebrity breakups of 2014? [theBERRY]
What’s Johnny Depp doing in Las Vegas? [Bohomoth]
‘Game of Thrones’ Kit Harrington says nudity is “only right” [Starpulse]
Surprise! Kate Winslet is absolutely perfect! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Kylie Jenner needs to stop now [The Superficial]
Emily Ratajkowski bikini pics? Yes please! [Popoholic]
Rachel Nichols looked amazing on the set of Continuum [Celebslam]
Well, Meryl Streep is looking… different [Socialite Life]
Winnie Cooper joined a sorority [IDLYITW]
Here’s Cora Keegan’s boobs for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Looks like Selena Gomez took rehab seriously [Fishwrapper]
Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel sang Les Miserables again [Celebuzz]
Everyone loves Tegan and Sara in Canada [The Blemish]
Here’s some basketball sized boobs for March Madness [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield with a baby Spider-Man is adorable [Lainey Gossip]
OMG! Ariana Grande actually wore her hair down! [Moe Jackson]
Shailene Woodley hasn’t had McDonald’s since she was 9 [Celebitchy]
Reese Witherspoon is ready for some fun in the sun [I'm Not Obsessed]
Is Anne Hathaway’s style worth stealing? [The Frisky]
The new ‘Veronica Mars’ book series might be worth reading [PopBytes]
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Victoria Justice is extremely pretty [Celebslam]
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March 31, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
After Zac Efron got into another entirely unbelievable situation by being “beat up by transients” in LA last week (read: a drug deal gone awry), friends were starting to get concerned that he’s on the bad shit again, and probably for good reason. However, apparently they’re all afraid to bring this up to him because anyone who does question his sobriety is immediately iced out of his life.
TMZ has learned the actor’s friends are scared to broach the subject of Zac’s sobriety … because not only will they be ignored — but they say anyone who makes an attempt is cut from Efron’s life.
We’re told Zac refuses to believe he’s on a destructive path … and one of his friends tells us they think he could become the next Cory Monteith if he doesn’t get help.
Oh yeah, I forgot he never actually went to rehab last year – he went to “a friend’s house” for “private therapy”. Okay, bro – time to get your coke habit under control. You’d think having to get your jaw wired shut would have been an impetus towards hitting rock bottom and getting your life together, but I guess not…
March 31, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
I’m sorta torn on Chelsea Handler – on one hand, if you will, she’s quite crass and bawdy, which, for a woman in Hollywood is not really a recipe for success, so I kind of applaud her for not giving a shit about what she says. On the other hand… she’s crass and bawdy and doesn’t give a shit about what she says, you know? In theory, I like that she’s a mess, but in actuality, it’s pretty off-putting.
In any case, it’s because of those conflicting feelings that I don’t watch Chelsea Lately (and that I’m curious as to how her and Jennifer Aniston are apparently BFF). If you do watch the show, however, you’ll probably be sad to know that it’s coming to an end in December.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
Handler has long been vocal about her dissatisfaction with the network though such complaints could be perceived as part of a negotiation. In this case, Azoff tells The Hollywood Reporter, “Chelsea intends to leave when her contract expires. She hired me to figure out her life after E! We have at least seven suitors and many ideas.” He adds that plans for Handler could include a radio presence and a possible nightly or weekly late-night show on another network or digital service.
An E! spokesperson stated to THR: “Chelsea has nine months left on her contract and E! will not comment on the future of Chelsea Lately at this time.”
Well, that’s that. I wonder what she’ll end up doing next? Hopefully not writing another book – I read one of them and the entire first chapter was dedicated to her love of masturbation as a kid. Thanks for sharing, but not really something we needed to know.
March 31, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
The photo is apparently taken through the window of their apartment, Apartment 1A, at Kensington Palace. Photographer Jason Bell – no stranger to shooting the royals – is behind the picture, and I think it’s really adorable.
Also, why is Kate Middleton so flawless? It’s just not fair.