If these photos aren’t evidence enough, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe you grew up with a homemade chocolate chip cookie-baking mom who wore aprons and pressed your pants every night before school, but Kate Gosselin is not that mom. Nope, guys, Kate Gosselin is the mom who constantly bitches and moans and though she shops for articles of clothing with names like Balenciaga, Ferragamo, and Fend and spends thousands on her hair, she makes her kids shop at Old Navy and then yells at them in public as they walk to the car, seemingly empty-handed.

According to The Gossip Girls:

Making for a less-than-pleasant departure, the reality mom was overheard yelling at her two eldest kids, resulting in a rather agitated atmosphere as the paparazzi loomed nearby.

Yep, I think it’s a pretty safe bet to make in saying that Kate’s kids think she flat-out sucks as well.

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“I think that people think that I’m like mommy dearest, like this horrendous person. Am I rosy and peachy and splendid all the time? I think everyone in this room could say ‘no.’ Sometimes, over two days of shooting for one episode and I have three crabby mommy moments. Well, guaranteed you’re going to see them all in a twenty two minute show. So of course that makes me look like I’m crabby mommy all the time.”

- Kate Gosselin on why everyone hates her.

I actually think the reason that everyone hates Kate is because she’s just a bitch. And I might even go as far as to call her the c-word, but that’s probably just because I’ve been watching Jersey Shore so much. But Kate’s had a long history of bitching and moaning and putting herself before her eight kids, so that probably has something to do with our opinions of her as well.  And you know, I’d never even considered the Mommy Dearest comparison, but I’ll be damned if I can get the idea of Kate screaming about wire hangers (“NO MORE WIRE HANGERS EVER!”) out of my head. What about you?

How about it? The “irresponsible” ex-husband gives the unstable reality mom a dose of her own medicine: unsolicited advice. LOVE IT.

For those of you who can’t watch the video for whatever reason, here’re the quotes from the interview.

“Uh, it’s really up to – uh, Kate to what she wants to do. I know what I have to do and how I have to provide for my family, um, and it’s, it’s growing up and that’s part of life.”

“Things will work out the way they should work out. Obviously there are families out there that have several kids, um, people work normal jobs, and things work out. Everything is possible. Um, to rely on reality television – that’s a misnomer. Reality television is not a career. Um, get back to normal life, simple life, provide for your family, and um, go from there.”

“Uh, yes I have the kids, um, I have my custody, I pay child support, uh, I’ve continued to pay child support.”

“That’s really up to Kate. I don’t have a farm with twenty-four acres, so, and the kids seem to have a good time at my house.”

“I go to work every day and provide for my family, uh, do the best I can, spend time with, uh, my kids. We have a great time on the weekend, and, you know, I spend time, you know, with my girlfriend I’ve had for over a year now and enjoy normal life like normal people.”

Isn’t life grand, folks? And pretty funny, sometimes, too? Lookin’ good, Jon!

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As I’m sure you’ve heard, Kate Gosselin and her awful show are on the brink of being taken away from us forever, and not a moment too soon. It’s been a good few years that we’ve had to hear about all the baby drama and midlife crises, but at last, it’s coming to an end. OR IS IT?

Here’s the most terrifying Kate Gosselin quote I’ve ever read:

“I want to stay in TV because I feel comfortable there, it’s an exciting life. I’d really love to find a place of my own on a talk show or something like that. I’ll be back. This is too much fun not to find a way back.”

You can’t threaten us like this, Kate.  We will not be bullied. Your time has come, so go gracefully. Fade away, softly and quietly, and we will remember you with fondness in our hearts and smiles on our faces. Right, you guys?

Anderson Cooper’s batting a thousand lately – hating on Chris Brown (and rightfully so, ugh), and now he’s throwing the heat down on Kate Gosselin as well for being a complete and utter C-U-next Tuesday.

I’m not going to use the word “hate” … Well, no, OK, I suppose I am. Honestly? I think I kind of hate Kate Gosselin – she’s a HUGE BITCH. I hope she explodes, her kids go to a home where they’re taken care of and loved and not screamed at twenty-four hours a day, and everyone – EVERYONE – forgets she ever existed. This woman is going to die bitter and alone, because she can’t do anything but alienate those around her. Thanks, Kate fans, for making this asshole famous. Seriously.

Q: What does dejection, depression, and desperation look like when it’s all wrapped in one tight little tweaked-out package?

A: A fake blonde badly in need of extension maintenance who has plastic tatas, jacked arms, and parenthood regrets. Who also wears yellow and black minidresses while walking around Pennsylvania getting her many kids’ hair cut.

Alas, this is the end of Kate Gosselin. No, really, I really think this is the end of Kate Gosselin. She had her run and now she’s done, dragging her tail behind her. Unless someone offers this bitch a seat on The View, her entertainment career is at a dead-end.

This is the last you’ll hear of Kate Gosselin, I can guarantee it – from me, at the very least.

Bye, girl! Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!