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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is Not Dead

Don’t go posting those RIP comments on the Youtube video for Bone Thugs’ “Crossroads” just yet: Johnny Depp is not dead. For the record, neither is Paul McCartney...

Quotables

“My dream role would be to play music legend Carol Channing in a biopic of her life.  I love her, I really do. She’s amazing.” Johnny Depp in a Mirror U.K. interview...

You. Are. Welcome.

I criticized Vanity Fair, my former favorite magazine, for being so light these days.  The articles have become atrociously boring, but I’m willing to forgive and forget all of it...

Just For Fun

Johnny Depp voices Jack Kahuna Laguna in SpongeBob SquarePants:  SpongeBob vs. The Big One.  I’ll take Johnny Depp’s big one anyday.  Even if it entails watching SpongeBob. ...