Oh no, it’s totally cool, universe, go ahead and keep ripping real love apart and then playing matchmaker for couples that don’t need to exist. Go right ahead, it’s fine...
And in it, his name is Barnabus Collins. Collins. Well, at least we can thank God for small things – at least the main character’s first name isn’t Edmund or something... From People magazine:
Once upon a time, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour.
But that time is... From Radar Online:
Hollywood heavyweight Johnny Depp’s long term relationship with Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned, and the actor is... Yes, this is, indeed, the French model-mother of Johnny Depp‘s children, Vanessa Paradis, and she’s doing her business getting some coffee. This is the woman that Johnny... This seems to be a common theme lately – Johnny Depp says dumb shit, gets drunk, goes out in public, and needs the support of his handlers (literally) to help him from phase one of... The Internet has completely lost its collective mind over this sneak peek from Life’s Too Short, a new sitcom from Ricky Gervais and collaborator Stephen Merchant.
The clip itself... “They couldn’t understand what I was doing. You know? To the point where Disney wanted to—wanted to fire me. They didn’t understand the character. They were actually... Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that... “I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I... First, let me say that I’m not one to jump on the “BASTARD CELEBRITIES ARE TRIVIALIZING RAPE, MAHGOD!” bandwagon, because you know what? Sometimes people just say stupid... A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV last night, and since I don’t watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn’t sure how new the trailer was. Turns out...
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Here It Is: the Trailer for ‘The Rum Diary’