Also, is it just me, or is Beyonce starting to look more and more like Tyra? With the long hair and bangs, like in the very last shot of the video? Does anyone else see that?
October 7, 2011 at 10:30 am by Emily
Ok, everybody. Secretly I started this little story so I could try and let Beyonce know how silly her bathing suit looks, but I didn’t have the heart to poke fun. She’s going to be a mom, you know. No disrespect allowed.
Image courtesy of TMZ
September 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
I know, the whole ‘Bey’ thing in every headline about Beyonce is probably getting old to you, but you know what? Not me!
This weekeend our super pretty pregnant lady turned thirty. Can you believe it? Thirty. You know who else turned thirty over the last year or will turn thirty sometime later this year? Britney Spears. Paris Hilton. Jessica Simpson turned thirty last July. You know, pretty much all of the women that I “grew up” with and this can only mean one thing – it’s going to be my turn someday soon. Not, you know, over the next year or anything (I’ll turn twenty-nine next June, score!), but soon enough. My oh my how the time flies when you’re having fun.
Happy 30th, Beyonce! Love you, girl!
September 5, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?
According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of course, what else would you do with your very first smartphone besides connect to the world through 140 characters or less?
Here are a few of the more poignant things the fetus has said so far:
This is going to be one sassy kid, huh?
September 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Well, if that fetus is a boy, I’d say there’s a pretty good shot that he’s going to look a little something like that picture above.
A forensic artist named Dr. D’Lynn Waldron made up this little image to show the world what she thinks the male spawn of Beyonce and Jay-Z will look like. Handsome little fella, right? Dr. Waldron imagines that the kid will have “father’s feature’s, mother’s eyes.”
Let’s take this a few steps further, shall we? I think this child will have the artistry and grace of Beyonce with the business sense and … um … another positive quality of Jay-Z. What do you wish for this child?
Image courtesy of TMZ
August 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
At last night’s VMAs, Beyonce showed up in a red muu muu, where her bump was undeniable. Even though everyone already knew she was pregnant the second she walked in the door, she took the announcement even further – she performed her single ‘Love on Top,’ and afterward, opened her sequined jacket and rubbed her baby bump while the crowd cheered and Jay-Z smiled hugely from the audience and I CRIED. Seriously, real tears. I know it’s an extreme thing, that a Beyonce-Jay-Z baby could move me to tears, but hey. Everybody’s got a chink in their armor and this one’s mine, I suppose. One way or the other, I dare you to watch the last thirty seconds of this video and *not* crack a smile.
Sources close to the couple say:
“They told friends in the last month. She’s never been happier. Seriously it’s all she’s been waiting for. And Jay is like an excited kid. They’re adorable.”
Yes, yes they are adorable. Congratulations, guys!