Is that a little nipple I see, there, Miley Cyrus? Is that what that is? I’m not really sure. You and your Instagram filter, it makes everything shadowy look like a nipple. That a nipple on your belly? Or on your left leg? Don’t know, but the thing peeking out toward the dreamcatcher tattoo in your armpit sure looks like a nipple, but hey. Maybe it’s not … maybe it’s just not. (Also? For the advertisers? No—that’s definitely not a nipple, OK?)
In any case, Miley looks pretty great here, and I’m loving that corset/tube top. Isn’t it just lovely? It looks like those blankets that they sell down on beach boardwalks, and it’s probably just as comfortable and cozy, too. Which is to say, not at all. The top retails for $104, and it’s by Rad and Refined. Once I get the rest of the fruitcake and Chrismas cookies away from my midsection, maybe I’ll go and buy one, too. It’s just that cute.
Love it or leave it—Miley’s look?
January 29, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Guys! It’s also my final ‘Caption This’! Sadface! For those of you who don’t know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said—
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lady Gaga photo:
“Goddddd I’m trying as hard as I can, but I told you…! Nobody can $h!t you a VMA, Gaga!!”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“Looks like Lance Armstrong isn’t the only one that took it in the ass last week.”
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Lady G showed her support of the American auto makers by giving free oil checks at her concert.”
Congrats to Trishhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).
Image courtesy of The Superficial
January 29, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Oh LeAnn Rimes. It’s probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you’re not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady’s husband … I can’t even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don’t worry, though, girl. One day, you’ll have it all: you’ll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not your bank account, a few little rugrats of your own to whom you can mistakenly feed Ex-Lax, and the self-respect that goes along with being an upstanding, decisive woman who doesn’t walk all over people and doesn’t let people walk all over her, either. It’ll be there one day, girl, so just keep on keeping on and clutching at your creepy friend, Lizzy. Not because, you know, the Lizzy thing’s going to make any difference, but because it’s mildly entertaining in a scary sort of way. That’s all.
January 29, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
In a recent interview with E! Online, Tina Fey claims that she’d love to bring ‘Mean Girls’ to Broadway, and what’s more, she wants to drag Mariah Carey into the fold.
“Maybe! We want to. I would love to,” Tina Fey told E! News on the red carpet at the SAG Awards. “I’m trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock and I think Paramount’s onboard.”
Grool! And Tina already has one musician in mind to take on one of the now-iconic parts: Mariah Carey.
“I loved it!” Tina gushed when asked about the recent American Idol fight between Mariah and fellow judge Nicki Minaj over Mean Girls. “And I think Mariah won. Like, Mariah seemed to really know all the characters.”
During the spat, Ms. Carey was adamant that she was no Regina George and Tina agrees: “Maybe she can play Amy Poehler’s part in the musical.”
Uh, yes please. We can totally see Mariah dolled up in a pink suede jump suit. She is a cool mom, after all. And perhaps Tommy Lee Jones can play her put-upon husband, what with the grumpy face he showcased at the Golden Globes.
“Every time we came out I felt like, not only was Tommy Lee Jones looking at me, but looking at me like he was so mad at me,” Fey recalled. “But I think that might just be his face.”
No word on if Lindsay wants to claim the Regina George role, because there’s no way in hell she could pull off the innocent, sweet part of Cady Heron in a reprisal. It just won’t happen.
January 28, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Now, I don’t normally run Justin Bieber stories myself, partially because I despise Justin Bieber, and partially because … oh, wait, right. It’s just that one thing: because I despise Justin Bieber. This, however, was interesting, because in the accompanying Billboard interview (which isn’t out in its entirety yet), Justin talks about how he’s in a really dark place in life right now, and some are speculating that it’s because of Selena Gomez and all that pot-smoking and butt-showing.
In the interview, which is set to release today, Justin says this:
“I’m not in the happiest place that I’ve ever been.”
And I’m, like, agog. Justin Bieber, not happy? I just can’t even imagine why. It can’t be because he beats on people and that makes them despise him, nor can it be because he just can’t stop with all the silly tattoos, because hey. They can be removed one day, I guess. Whatever, though. Judge not Bieber lest ye be hit by a car or something, right?
Justin’s Billboard cover—love it or leave it?
January 28, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
It’s going to be so awful. My ass is going to get so big.
—Kim Kardashian on what her pregnancy’s going to be like. In a word?Well, she said it. The word is “awful.” Isn’t that so, so nice? Isn’t it wonderful that she’s more concerned about her ass, and how “awful” it’s going to be when it inevitably grows large enough that you can see that donk from the front, it eclipsing her growing baby bump and all? Sure. “Awful.” Got it.