From The Mirror:

Demi Moore and Ashton ­Kutcher could be on course for a sensational reconciliation. The glamorous couple, whose break-up shocked Hollywood, have put their divorce plans on ice.

They met for the first time this week since Demi, 49, dumped her husband of six years and went into rehab after claims that he had cheated. The pair were locked in a 60-second embrace at the birthday party of the man who officiated at their wedding and friends are sure their feelings for each other are as strong as ever.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: “They are still desperately in love and could be on for a reconciliation. The divorce isn’t being processed right now.”

Demi had been laying down hints all week on Twitter that she could be ready to forgive and start from scratch. And Ashton, 34, had tears in his eyes as he made a speech at the party, declaring: “I’ve made all these horrendous mistakes in the last year.”

A guest at the 40th birthday bash for Kaballah Rabbi Yehuda Berg said: “Ashton’s voice started to break as he spoke. He just fell into tears. He sat down to a round of applause while Demi just looked ­frozen.”

Ashton had arrived at the InterContinental Hotel in Beverly Hills two hours before Indecent Proposal star Demi.

A guest said: “Ashton was there quietly socialising and Demi showed up a couple of hours later looking amazing. She went over to wish Yehuda a happy birthday and Ashton was right by him. Yehuda left them to talk. They started to chat and were extremely affectionate. She was ­staring at him like a love-sick puppy.”

The witness added: “They both sat at the front with a mutual friend between them. Demi got up to speak and spoke about family not necessarily being your blood but being people who love you. Then Ashton got up and he spoke about how amazing Yehuda was. He said that if Yehuda is your friend, he’ll love you unconditionally, no ­matter what mistakes you’ve made, before making the emotional admission that he had made mistakes. It was obvious he was referring to the break-up.”

Yeah, I checked out Demi’s Twitter to see all those hints, but surprisingly, I couldn’t find any, so I think I’m going to go ahead and say that this isn’t going to happen. I think the era of Demi and Aston is pretty much over, don’t you? Or could any of you see an upcoming reconciliation?

So, the video is just stupid as hell, and only made me wonder if Bruce Willis punched Ashton in the face a few hundred times after Ashton broke their ex-wife’s heart, because my God, that nose.

Anyway, if you watched the above video, you probably noticed it was Ashton Kutcher in all of the “ads,” one of which featured Kutcher as “Raj,” a Bollywood producer. From, you know, India or somewhere thereabouts. And in that particular segment, Ashton wore what people are calling “brownface,” and people are angry over Raj. Anil Dash, blogger, Tweeted this:

Hey, startups that are helping @aplusk get richer, can you tell him that racist brownface ads aren’t cool? Thanks!

And in response, PopChips released an official statement, apologizing:

“The new popchips worldwide dating video and ad campaign featuring four characters was created to provoke a few laughs and was never intended to stereotype or offend anyone. At popchips we embrace all types of shapes, flavors and colors, and appreciate all snackers, no matter their race or ethnicity. We hope people can enjoy this in the spirit it was intended.”

Maybe I just don’t get things sometimes, I guess. Do you guys think the ad was racist? Offensive? Or are people becoming way more sensitive these days? See, I was most offended by the fact that Ashton Kutcher did a really cheesy dating ad. I mean, come on. Ashton Kutcher? On a dating site? Just one, exclusively? Please. He’s probably on all of them—like, don’t insult my intelligence.

From People:

The longtime friends and That ’70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara. While away, Kutcher, 34, and Kunis, 28, dined on sushi, shopped for fruit and flowers and spent plenty of time in private.

After driving up from L.A. together last Thursday, the pair were spotted grabbing a quiet sushi lunch for two the next day. Later that day, Kutcher looked on while Kunis bought sunflowers and blueberries at a roadside fruit stand.

They weren’t spotted out on Saturday but made a coffee run the next day before driving back to L.A., where a solo Kutcher took in the Lakers game court-side.

Last week Kunis’s rep denied rumors that the pair were an item after they were spotted going to dinner with friends and reportedly shopping for furniture.

Neither rep would comment on their weekend outing, but a Kutcher source tells PEOPLE that the Two and a Half Men star has long held a torch for Kunis.

“He was so in love with her for a while when they worked together,” says the source. “He thought she was a goddess, was always talking about how beautiful she is. But she was with Macaulay [Culkin] for a lot of that time and also just generally gave off a not interested vibe.”

Adds the source, “It never happened, but I’m not surprised by this – at all.”

Are you guys surprised by this? Because I guess I’m not surprised by this. It’s not like we were caught off guard with it or anything—they were on a date just last week with “a bunch of friends.” Ashton’ll pretty much stick it in any willing party these days, and if these two are such “good friends” as they claim to be, then there’s nothing wrong with a little FWB, I guess, know?

Celebuzz has an exclusive source that says the two have had tons of chemistry:

“They have been close friends for years and there has always been a lot of chemistry. Whenever they are in between relationships, or aren’t seriously dating anyone, they tend to spend more time together.”

So, I don’t know. Are they or aren’t they? And if they are, do we care? Does this redeem Ashton from being a complete douchebag, or is Mila just another on a sex-string of attractive women post-divorce?

What, are we back in 2002 now or something? According to X17, Ashton and Mila were photographed together on what appeared to be a day-long date, complete with flirty looks, hand-holding, and maybe a bit of circle time:

Ashton Kutcher has rebounded (again) after the breakup of his marriage to Demi Moore — this time, with his former That 70′s Show co-star Mila Kunis!

X17 photographers have spotted the actors together on multiple occasions, recently. Ashton and Mila have even spent the night at each others’ houses!

Today we saw the two furniture shopping and grabbing a sushi dinner together tonight at Asanebo in Studio city before they returned to Ashton’s new mega-mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

Our photographer tells us the couple looked more than cozy together inside the restaurant: “Ashton was touching Mila’s hand and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends — this was a full-on date!”

Mila was wearing skin-tight skinny jeans and super-high heels, while Ashton was in his uniform — a baseball cap and sweater. Ashton chauffeured, with Mila in the back seat.

Alright. So I might have been wrong about that whole “circle time” thing, but hey. Let’s not pretend it isn’t what it is, OK? I also know that Ashton’s a complete tool, but I’m thinking that I really, really like this pairing, and it’s not because I was a big fan of That 70′s Show back in the day. No, it’s because Mila’s one tough-ass bitch, and if anyone can hold her own against this gigantic bag of dicks, she’s probably it.

If you take away all of the ridiculousness that Ashton’s displayed over the past few years, and deduct his douchiness from his general net-worth, you might actually have a semi-decent person (granted, you’d have an entirely different person altogether, but that’s completely aside from the point), so I guess if I had to pair him with a reasonable, attractive, A-list-type woman, I’d probably choose Mila Kunis. I mean, wouldn’t you?

Understandable, right? When Ashton Kutcher showed up at the ACM awards, wearing that ridiculous hat and singing a George Strait song, it was pretty ridiculous. Why was he even there? Has anyone figured that out yet?

Anyway, as a Southern girl, I was just a teensy bit offended, and I don’t even like (new) country music. I don’t even know if that’s the right word, but I didn’t think it was an appropriate thing to do. It’s like one of those things where you can badmouth your own hometown or state or mom or whatever, but if someone else opens up their mouth, then it’s on. I’ll roll my eyes at the people I grew up around all day long, but if some asshole who isn’t from here gets all “ha ha ha, inbred rednecks, everyone from your region of the U.S. is ignorant and silly, ha ha ha,” then that’s not ok. You guys know what I’m talking about.

Other people who know what I’m talking about include Miranda Lambert and other assorted country music acts who got to witness Ashton’s typical douchebaggery.

From Us Weekly:

Ashton Kutcher’s no king of country.

The recently separated Two and a Half Men star, 34, was one of the unexpected infiltrators at Sunday’s Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas. To present the Female Vocalist of the Year award, the star wore a ten-gallon hat and over-the-top county western garb — and sang some excruciating bars of George Strait’s “I Cross My Heart” before handing over the trophy to Miranda Lambert.

Upon reflection, Lambert herself wasn’t amused by Kutcher’s schtick. The star, 28, tweeted late Monday: “Was Ashton Kutcher making fun of country or is it just me? Watching it back now and I’m kinda wondering?”

Fellow country singer Justin Moore was more direct — and visceral. In the audience at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, he tweeted, “Seen Ashton kutcher at the acms tonight. What a douche! I don’t care for people making a mockery of the way country artists’ dress.”

Indeed, there was no love lost between Kutcher and most of the crowd during the show and at an afterparty, insiders reveal to Us.

“People were just like ‘why is he here?’ – he has nothing to do with country,” one attendee told Us “Nobody laughed at his dumb jokes, in fact he came off as rude. He didn’t mingle.”

A second source adds that Kutcher walked around the bash “with a massive posse” and “stayed in that dumb outfit for the after party.”

At the afterparty, Moore “was so heated over Ashton” and was “bitching about him” with Lambert’s husband and show host Blake Shelton, the source says.

Sounds like another solid move by Miranda Lambert and another utter failure by Ashton Kutcher.

No, that wasn’t a misspelling, thanks.

And what the shit is this, anyway? Ashton Kutcher? Singing country music at a country awards show, singing about giving his all to a woman (or a man) in order to make them happy? In what world would people cheer that? Oh. Right. The audience of the ACM Awards, which we here at Evil Beet did not cover, primarily because it’s not really our thing, and secondarily because Taylor Swift (who always wins everything) is f-cking atrocious, OK?

Also, Ashton Kutcher will be portraying the legendary Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic. And I’m floored. I guess they’re basing role-giving these days on how similar you can look to a person rather than if you can actually act. Long gone are the days of thinking role selection through to the point where you’d even considering casting an unknown for the sake of art instead of sacrificing it for a well-known face. The name of the film is ‘Jobs’, and MTV had this to say about the casting decision:

Floppy hair? Check. Internet savvy? Check. Less than a year after his death, the life of technology guru and Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Jobs will be honored in an upcoming independent biopic entitled “Jobs” starring Ashton Kutcher.

The TV and movie actor, who bears a striking resemblance to a young Jobs, is slated to begin filming the movie in May during his hiatus from “Two and a Half Men.” The plan is to begin production before a rival film, based on writer Walter Isaacson’s lauded Jobs biography, gets off the ground. Jobs died on October 5, 2011.

“Jobs” will be directed by Joshua Michael Stern (“Swing Vote”) and will chronicle Jobs’ rise from a Northern California hippie upbringing to the co-founding of Apple, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Tell me this isn’t going to be a shitshow.

Anyway, back to his country-singing, ten-gallon-hat-wearing schtick. This was Ashton’s big moment of last night, and if you could swallow his getup with a boulder-sized grain of salt, then I guess you could probably deep-throat pretty much anything. Good for you.

Can we watch genuinely charming people perform in a candid setting now? Would that be alright with you guys? Because I’ve had just about enough of Ashton as I can handle.