From US Weekly:
“This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.”
Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood.
Dear God, think about this: Ashton Kutcher is going to be someone’s father. The Punk’d guy. A baby. Let your mind wrap itself around that.
I guess this is all very exciting for the two of them, though, so, uh, congrats to the happy couple?
March 24, 2014 at 10:03 am by Jennifer
… Or at least it appears that way. Mila Kunis was spotted with a ring on THAT finger, so of course that means that Ashton Kutcher proposed, right? That’s how this whole thing works? No one that ACTUALLY knows has confirmed this news, but all the big mags seem to be unanimous in their reporting that Mila and Ashton are headed down the aisle ASAP.
From US Weekly:
Get ready for a downright gorgeous Hollywood bride and groom, because Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are ready to wed! The couple of nearly two years are engaged, a source confirms to Us Weekly. “She is crazy about him!” the source adds. The Jupiter Ascending actress dropped a subtle hint while shopping with her mom at The Grove in L.A. on Thursday, Feb. 27; she wore a baggy white sweater, jeans, sunglasses . . . and a noticeable ring on her engagement finger.
Cool! Is this like how John Mayer and Katy Perry were planning a June wedding cos she had that ring on, only now they’ve actually broken up? I mean, there was 100% accuracy in that story, so I imagine this is the same, right?
Who knows – I suppose there could be some truth to this story. Mila and Ashton have been together for a while and it seems like something in the realm of possibility, but I think everyone needs to just calm down with the wedding speculation for now.
February 28, 2014 at 5:30 am by Jennifer
Oh God, this is STILL HAPPENING. Charlie Sheen wasn’t so pleased when Ashton Kutcher took his place on Two and a Half Men THREE YEARS AGO, but while most people would have long ago left that nonsense behind, Charlie’s STILL talking about it and trying to drag Ashton via Twitter every once in a while (when he’s drunk/high on cocaine?). Look, Two and a Half Men is a misogynistic shitshow with the worst, most unbelievable, most ridiculous plotlines I’ve ever seen. One time I was watching something on CBS that came on after it and caught the tail end (so to speak) of an episode in which Ashton and Jon Cryer’s characters were working out between them how they were gonna have a threesome with Cryer’s girlfriend (who really wanted a piece of Ashton) without their dongs touching. That’s quality TV there. Charlie Sheen needs to get a grip (and that show needs to be canceled).
Anyhow, Ashton was asked about the mini feud on Jimmy Kimmel Live, to which he replied:
“Dude, shut the fuck up! Seriously, like. Enough already. Like it’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter. Like come on dude, really?”
Charlie caught wind of that and took to Twitter to make amends (seemingly), posting the following on Twitter:
Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was pissed at other crap & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
However, he changed his mind two hours later and posted this:
but news flash Dood, you ever tell me to shut the F*** up, EVER again, and I'll put you on a hospital food diet for a year. c #YaFeelMe Jr?
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
Oh, Charlie. Lay off the coke, brother.
February 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore is official, so I guess he feels he’s finally ready to share a personal photo of him kissing his dear girlfriend Mila Kunis, which he did, on twitter (above). There’s been rumors floating around that they’re going to get married, and I’m not surprised.
I’m a little surprised though that he’s so open about sharing — then again, the photo is dark and it could be literally any two people. But, baby-steps, right?
He captioned the photo “Sunset #nofilter.”
Honestly I’m really happy that Kelso and Jackie are back together again.
Which TV couples would you like to see get together in real life? I kind of would love to see Ted and Robin from How I Met Your Mother together, but she’s happily married with a kid.
December 11, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
I feel really out of the loop, because I seriously thought Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s divorce was finalized, like, a year ago, but apparently that’s not the case – it wasn’t until this Tuesday that Ashton’s lawyer, Laura Wasser, filed a clarification to the financial agreement they’d reached and it was actually all over. Huh, go figure.
The docs were filed Tuesday afternoon by disso-queen Laura Wasser on Kutcher’s behalf, ending the marriage that began in 2005. The two had separated in 2011.
The reason it took so long for the saga to finally end (Ashton initially filed for divorce in Dec. 2012) — is because they were squabbling over money.
As we first reported, Demi wanted spousal support even though she’s worth way more than Ashton. Our sources say she backed off that claim.
We’re told … they ultimately reached a financial settlement and Ashton gave Demi somewhat more than he had to, but at least it’s finally over … and now he can focus on getting hitched to Mila Kunis (if he wants).
Well, that’s that, I suppose. I don’t know if he and Mila really are going to get married, to be honest – and I don’t see why it really matters either way – but I suppose it could happen. Get that pre-nup, guys!
November 28, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Two and a Half Men is obviously the worst show on television at the moment, and has been since it first went on the air WAY TOO MANY years ago. It’s misogynistic, has terrible writing and is most definitely NOT funny in any way. And yet… it survives. HOW is this possible? Who is watching this trash?
The show’s latest foray into fuckery comes with the announcement that they plan to replace Angus T Jones – who publicly bit the hand that fed him, so to speak, by saying what absolute disgusting garbage the show is – with a “sexy, gorgeous” lesbian character who’s meant to be dead Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen)’s long lost daughter. Are you kidding me?
Let me guess what’s going to happen here. We know that the character will show up to find her father and discover that he’s dead, but she’ll still move in with Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer. So… what, they’ll both fall in love with her and think they can fuck her straight? They’ll take to being pervy and spying on her, hoping to catch a little girl on girl action to masturbate to? I want to punch so many things.