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Surprise! Anne Hathaway is a Super B-tch

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Remember how Anne Hathaway used to make fun of Katie Holmes on SNL all the time? Because there’s apparently this back story to it, and the back story isn’t so nice. At least, for Katie Holmes. I’m sure Anne Hathaway is just happier than a pig in shit, because she’s the one who thinks she’s so much better than Katie in every possible way known to man.

Again, National Enquirer, because lately, I think they’re onto something, maybe:

The claws are out between the Batman babes after Anne Hathaway poked fun at Katie Holmes during a November appearance on “Saturday Night Live.”

During hilarious skits on the long-running late-night comedy show, Les Miserables star Anne skewered both Katie AND “Homeland” actress Claire Danes. And although she’s offiically offered a mea culpa to Claire — along with a bouquet of flowers — she’s conspicuously neglected to apologize to Tom Cruise’s ex-wife Katie.

“Anne and Katie are longtime rivals,” disclosed an insider. “Anne puts forth a very genial, friendly image, but she has a wicked competitive streak. She doesn’t like Katie because they used to go up for similar roles. Anne always felt lke Katie used her Hollywood connections through Tom to advance her career. And she constantly makes fun of Katie behind her back, mocking her former marriage and even her appearance.”

Anne also believes she outclassed Katie in their Batman movies. While she was lauded for her performance as Catwoman in The Dark Knight [Rises],” critics panned Katie, 34, for her role as the Caped Crusader’s love interest in Batman Begins.

“Simply put,” said the insider, “There is no love lost between Anne and Katie.” Anne, 30, hosted “SNL” for the third time on Nov. 10, and while she also spoofed Claire’s erratic character on the Showtime series “Homeland,” her mean-spirited mockery of Katie’s smile and mannerisms both infuriated and humiliated the actress.

And that was even Anne’s first roast of Katie — she also mimicked her during a 2010 “SNL” appearance! While Katie was good-natured the first time around, she’s apparently not laughing anymore. “It all comes down to the fact that Anne doesn’t take Katie seriously as an actress,” noted the insider. “And Katie’s gotten Anne’s message loud and clear.”

Ugh, this bitch, guys. This bitch. I don’t even understand why people love her so much. Yeah, OK, so she’s pretty. And she’s got a decent body, I guess. Truth be told, I think she’s a sub par actress, and I don’t even need to see ‘Les Miserables’ to tell you that. I’d rather watch ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Teaching Mrs. Tingle’ over ‘One Day’ any damn day.

Can’t we just keep it civil for Batman’s sake, guys? Come on.

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  • Yeah really, Hathaway is like.. Move over Katie, there’s a new kinda good looking, mildly entertaining, semi decent actress in town. She’s the type of chick who started out with people going “well, when you really look at her, she’s kinda pretty” or “No.. if you watched her in _____ she’s a really good actress”. Seems like people always had to find things they liked about her until she finally blew up. Yeah, I think she’s pretty.. but she’s got a certain air about her where I just know she has a snobby attitude that I just don’t like..

  • Oh the irony!! yeah, cos we ALL know you aren’t a bitch Sarah! I love Anne Hathaway, she was hysterically funny as Katie Holmes,she nailed her. I like Katie but she has no range or real talent beyond good looks,wheras Anne has proved herself time and again to defy expectations. So she’s a bitch? Ain’t we all, ladies?

  • I’ve been suspicious of AnnE ever since she dated that conman and claimed not to know how he was affording to wine and dine her. I’ve always known she was a competitive bitch. She’s not a team player. She always tries to steal the movie. In every single one of her movies, she over-performs because it always has to be about AnnE.

  • I think Hathaway is getting high on her own supply; losing her humility. And, seriously, this is such petty behavior for a grown woman. Anne’s winning awards & good for her – I enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada, but she wasn’t exactly acting her face off – why in the world does she still have an axe to grind for Holmes? I would imagine that she isn’t even on Katie’s radar; she’s off doing things like raising her child & counting her settlement money.

  • So when someone writes a post about how lovely Anne is, everybody agrees.

    When someone bitches about her, everbody follows.

    Would you people make up your own minds instead of just repeating what someone else says?

    Anne Hathaway sucked as catwoman, and ppl are licking her boots over les mis because she cut her hair, lost weight and sings a popular song. It doesn’t have to do with acting.

    • HOLY BALLS worst catwoman everrrrrrrr. Anne ruined that movie for meh; so could not get into it. Afterwords, I Netflixed Batman Returns & HOLY HELL was Michelle Pfeiffer ever great!! So hot…talented & pretty funny w/o trying too hard. FUCK, take me back to the 90s…Keaton was fantastic too; oh those sweet sweet brows……..I digress.

      • I LOVE Michelle pfeiffer! She was the best catwoman and she will never be topped. I do think Anne did a good job though. But she has been horrible in other movies. So she needs to be careful about coming down on anyone because she thinks she can do anything and that is gonna be her downfall. I think she is really fake but Katie is genuinely sweet.

    • I’m gonna say the unthinkable and assume that the people who comment in Anne’s favor are probably different than those who comment negatively. Who the hell would just repeat what the writers say for no goddamn reason? What’s with this site and it’s readers accusing people of being the same person! lol.. I’ve never really cared for this bitch so I know that I never have commented about how much I love her.. and I 100% do not follow what the writers say.. as a matter of fact, I find myself thinking the opposite of their opinions..

  • I’ve always said that she is over-rated. I am no follow-the-leader. I’ve never understood why people cannot see through the utter inauthenticity of this woman. She IS a good actress, no doubt about that. But great she will never be because she doesn’t know how to blend in and work with others. It always has to be about her, so she ends up standing out and the vehicle itself gets ruined. Of course she failed to overplay her hand against the fabulous Meryl. But she totally outshone poor Hugh Jackman who did most of the hard labor for Les Mis but gets none of the mention because Anne succeeded in making it ALL ABOUT HER. I hate this bitch. I will be so pissed if she gets an Oscar for flashing her vadge.

  • I don’t really care for anything but for one thing, Hathaway being competitive like it’s a bad thing! You need to be incredibly competitive and driven to thrive in the acting industry, and especially in Hollywood, which gobbles up young attractive actresses like birds swallow worms. I say good for her for being competitive, and her acting is way better than Holmes’. Also it didn’t help Holmes her being married to an android and becoming one herself for such a long times.

    • You’re right – the problem is not her competitiveness. It’s her annoying need to outshine everyone even when she is a member of a cast that needs to work together in harmony to produce a good product. She doesn’t know how to give, only to take. She is a greedy bitch.

  • Golden Globes acceptance speech (read: annoyingly narcissistic, needy hot mess) says it all about Les Miz Anne. Can you imagine being friends with her. Let’s put her and LeAnn Rimes in a room together and see who comes out alive.

  • snl is all about teasing and anne did a great job of mimicking katie holmes. Anne also mimicked mary poppins on snl, are we gonna talk crap bout Anne cuz of that too?? Gimme a break.

  • I thought she was pretty in “The Devil Wears Prada” but that was the first time I saw her. She needs to keep her mouth closed if she wants to be seen as attractive. Her words aren’t pretty.

  • Anne is one fugly looking hobag!……..Ever see this beyotche without makeup?…Yikes!