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Katie Holmes is panicking over Suri’s “detailed” Christmas list

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When you’re Suri Cruise, there can’t possibly be much on your Christmas list, right? After all, you’re rich – or at least your parents are – and you probably get every single thing you want as soon as you open your mouth to utter the words, right? Apparently not, and Suri’s demanding, very detailed list for Santa is leaving mom Katie Holmes feeling a bit panic-stricken.

US Weekly has the scoop on Katie’s recent appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Katie’s Christmas nightmare:

“We are getting ready for Christmas in my house,” the Miss Meadows actress, 35, told DeGeneres. “My daughter’s 8 years old, and she already has her Christmas list ready. It’s written out. She’s very organized.”

That’s a bit of an understatement. Suri — Holmes’ daughter from her marriage to ex-husband Tom Cruise, whom she divorced in 2012 — is apparently meticulous when it comes to making her list for Santa. And she does not tolerate mistakes.

“I start to, like, get a little bit of a panic because you cannot screw up talking to Santa,” Holmes admitted. “You cannot miss any item on that list, because if you screw that up, that’s years and years of hearing about it, and then probably therapy.”

“Now, wait,” DeGeneres interrupted. “Is she abusing Santa? Does she have a long list of things? Or is she practical?”

“She’s practical, she’s just very specific,” Holmes replied. Pressed for an example, the Dawson’s Creek alum said, “Like, ‘I want a puppy, and then I want a pink collar that has sparkles on it that says the puppy’s name. Then I want shoes for the dog…Then I want a purple clip.’ Like, it’s all very detailed.”

Oh, Suri. That little rascal! Anyway, what’s she want a puppy for? She’s already got one – and lost it once! – so maybe just a new outfit for the poor animal?

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Katie Holmes is fearless now

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I don’t really know what Katie Holmes ever feared in life, but whatever it was, it’s gone. She’s got no more fears! She’s ready to take on the world and whatever comes with it!

“I don’t have any fear now, I don’t have a lot of rules for myself, and I don’t take myself that seriously,” she tells PEOPLE exclusively in this week’s cover story.

And when it comes to her career, “I feel ready for new challenges,” she says.

Also, she’s tired of talking about Tom Cruise and will not let her divorce from that crazy Scientologist define her for the rest of her life.

“I don’t want that moment in my life to define me, to be who I am,” she says of her post-split persona. “I don’t want that to be what I’m known as. I was an actor before, an actor during and an actor now.”

Well, you were never a very good actor, which is, I suppose, why people paid more attention to the whole relationship aspect, but you know. I don’t mind Katie Holmes – she’s about as exciting about watching paint dry, but there’s nothing wrong with her, per se. It’s good to hear she’s doing well, I suppose?

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Suri Cruise has lost her chihuahua :(

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Suri Cruise just got her first pet, a chihuahua called Honey, a few weeks ago, but there’s already trouble in paradise because the dog is missing. She took the pup to a friend’s house over the weekend, where he promptly left through the front gate, collar-free. Now Katie Holmes is offering $1,000 for the pup’s return, though I wouldn’t hold my breath for that.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the situation tell us … Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, took Honey to a friend’s house in Beverly Hills Sunday … where the pooch slipped out the front gate. We’re told she wasn’t wearing a collar because they removed it to take her swimming.

50 reward posters have been plastered around the area. They even issued a pet Amber alert — to notify houses in the area about the disappearance. We’re told Honey also answers to Maple — her name before she went to live with Suri.

Time is of the essence in the search — the area where Honey/Maple bolted is heavily wooded and a known coyote hotspot.

Oh man, that poor doggy! Not only is the poor thing probably scared to death in the woods and maybe getting eaten by coyotes, but when it wasn’t lost, it had to belong to Suri Cruise. I can just imagine her torturing the poor thing – not in an animal cruelty way, but just in the way all kids do. I do hope they find her soon, though – anything is better than getting eaten by coyotes, I suppose.

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Katie Holmes gets topless for Glamour

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We don’t hear much from Katie Holmes these days. There are some random dating rumours here or there, but it’s the general assumption that her escape from Tom Cruise and his Scientology cult, her career has kinda gone down the tube.

NOT SO, however – Glamour put her on its August cover, where she shares some classic and cliche empowerment thoughts like “I didn’t know how much love I had in me” and “I feel like I can do anything”.

The full interview isn’t available yet, but you can check out Katie’s photos below. This whole shoot is giving me a ’70s vibe, for some reason – and not necessarily a good thing.

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Are Katie Holmes and Jason Segel a couple?

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Well, this is a bit of a weird one. Katie Holmes and Jason Segel are apparently dating? Well, that’s what everyone was saying, anyway. This all stemmed from the fact that Katie filmed a guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother back in 2011, leading people to claim in 2014 that they’ve been dating on and off since?

It’s a pretty stupid claim, and no surprise that it seems to be entirely untrue:

“The story is completely untrue,” Holmes’ rep Leslie Sloane tells Us Weekly. “The two have not spoken since she appeared on How I Met Your Mother.”

Well, this is one denial I can get behind. I mean, this is the biggest reach I’ve seen in a long ass time.

Don’t forget that Katie was still married and Jason was with Michelle Williams (BEST COUPLE EVER) for a lot of that time. Not that people can’t and don’t have affairs, but you know.

LAME. Besides, we all know Katie is with Jamie Foxx, right? LOL.

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Watch: ‘The Giver’ trailer is here!

When Meryl Streep is in a film, you can pretty much guarantee that it’s going to be amazing… as long as you don’t count Mama Mia. Such is the case with The Giver, Weinstein Co.’s reimagining of the classic Lewis Lowry book. It’s also got Jeff Bridges and, less impressively, Katie Holmes.

The Giver won’t be out until August 15th, but here’s the first trailer. What do we think so far?

Nicole Kidman And Katie Holmes — New Friends?

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Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes were both married to Tom “I’m totally a good dad, you guys, stop being mean” Cruise, and recent reports suggest that they’re new friends! And what do they talk about? According to a source from National Inquirer via XPOSÉ Entertainment:

[They had] a really nice conversation. They talked a little about what it was like being married to Tom and have stayed in touch ever since. They haven’t discussed intimate issues like sex, and mostly chit chat about their kids and what’s going on in their lives.

The source goes on to say they two actresses would be down for starring in a film together. Yeah, right. That will totally happen. I want to believe. Katie Holmes is super busy right now dealing with Tom’s stupid depositions and trying to figure out twitter, so I don’t think she has the time right now.

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