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Suri Cruise has lost her chihuahua :(

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Suri Cruise just got her first pet, a chihuahua called Honey, a few weeks ago, but there’s already trouble in paradise because the dog is missing. She took the pup to a friend’s house over the weekend, where he promptly left through the front gate, collar-free. Now Katie Holmes is offering $1,000 for the pup’s return, though I wouldn’t hold my breath for that.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the situation tell us … Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, took Honey to a friend’s house in Beverly Hills Sunday … where the pooch slipped out the front gate. We’re told she wasn’t wearing a collar because they removed it to take her swimming.

50 reward posters have been plastered around the area. They even issued a pet Amber alert — to notify houses in the area about the disappearance. We’re told Honey also answers to Maple — her name before she went to live with Suri.

Time is of the essence in the search — the area where Honey/Maple bolted is heavily wooded and a known coyote hotspot.

Oh man, that poor doggy! Not only is the poor thing probably scared to death in the woods and maybe getting eaten by coyotes, but when it wasn’t lost, it had to belong to Suri Cruise. I can just imagine her torturing the poor thing – not in an animal cruelty way, but just in the way all kids do. I do hope they find her soon, though – anything is better than getting eaten by coyotes, I suppose.

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Katie Holmes gets topless for Glamour

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We don’t hear much from Katie Holmes these days. There are some random dating rumours here or there, but it’s the general assumption that her escape from Tom Cruise and his Scientology cult, her career has kinda gone down the tube.

NOT SO, however – Glamour put her on its August cover, where she shares some classic and cliche empowerment thoughts like “I didn’t know how much love I had in me” and “I feel like I can do anything”.

The full interview isn’t available yet, but you can check out Katie’s photos below. This whole shoot is giving me a ’70s vibe, for some reason – and not necessarily a good thing.

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Are Katie Holmes and Jason Segel a couple?

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Well, this is a bit of a weird one. Katie Holmes and Jason Segel are apparently dating? Well, that’s what everyone was saying, anyway. This all stemmed from the fact that Katie filmed a guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother back in 2011, leading people to claim in 2014 that they’ve been dating on and off since?

It’s a pretty stupid claim, and no surprise that it seems to be entirely untrue:

“The story is completely untrue,” Holmes’ rep Leslie Sloane tells Us Weekly. “The two have not spoken since she appeared on How I Met Your Mother.”

Well, this is one denial I can get behind. I mean, this is the biggest reach I’ve seen in a long ass time.

Don’t forget that Katie was still married and Jason was with Michelle Williams (BEST COUPLE EVER) for a lot of that time. Not that people can’t and don’t have affairs, but you know.

LAME. Besides, we all know Katie is with Jamie Foxx, right? LOL.

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