Remember how Katy Perry and John Mayer did that awful duet called ‘Who You Love’ for John’s album and it was kinda awful and we all sorta hoped it would just fade into the wood work and never really see the light of day? Bad news! They’re releasing it as a single! BOO!
— johnmayer.com (@JohnMayer) December 3, 2013
And if you haven't got ??????WHO YOU LOVE??????on your playlist yet grab it HERE: http://t.co/3tlH7Uf62O
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) December 3, 2013
Well, let’s just try and forget this ever happened, please. Bonus: THEY DID A PHOTO SHOOT TOGETHER FOR THIS.
December 3, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Yes, yes, we know. Katy Perry and John Mayer are the happiest couple on earth and they have amazing sex (I’m trying not to gag) and they ALSO have a ton in common. Seems like a match made in heaven, right?
Here’s how deep their love goes (via DS):
“There’s a lot of understanding when you get home and say, ‘Ah, I had a pretty crappy show’,” she explained.
“[John's] like, ‘I understand because I’ve had one, too’. You get to share music. The dance parties are a lot more fun.”
Aw, well isn’t that special? Listen, I’m not here to tell anyone where to find true love, but I cannot imagine that these two are in it for the long haul. I really love Katy but I wonder about her choice in men. She seems to be attracted to men that she can fix or save. Travie McCoy was an addict, Russell was an addict (of a different kind), John is (was?) a douchebag womanizer… you are too good for this, boo.
October 24, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
GAG ME WITH A SPOON, YOU GUYS! Oh how have I been wanting to use that phrase for such a long time now. Katy Perry, I really do adore you, but man what an obnoxious tweet you unleashed upon us today.
Two things you need to know you understand this tweet.
She tweeted this,
Look who got a BF!!! Soy Qewt!
With this photo:
Yes, that’s John Mayer‘s bus below hers. You guys, their buses are dating!!! Soy qewt!!
Anyway I’m just cranky today because it’s Yom Kippur and I’m fasting. If you are too, Godspeed.
STILL LOVE YOU, KATY.
September 14, 2013 at 2:06 pm by Catherine St. Ives
If the fact that Katy Perry and John Mayer are a couple bothers you, prepare to get a whole lot more annoyed when you find out that the pair actually DID A DUET together that’s appearing on John’s new album, Paradise Valley. The track, titled ‘Who You Love’ (gag me), features such genius lyrics as:
- “I tried to run before but I’m not running anymore”
- “If it’s who you love, then it’s who you love.”
- “Some have said his heart’s too hard to hold, and it takes a little time, but you should see him when he shines, ’cause you never want to let that feeling go.”
Make it stop!
I don’t even know what to say about this, so I’ll just leave it here.
August 13, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
John Mayer and Katy Perry are a couple again. He even dedicated a song (“A Face To Call Home”) to her at once of his concerts, telling the crowd, “Katy [is] my face to call home.” (Huffington Post.) That’s sweet. Try not to f-ck it up this time.
Mr. Mayer and Ms. Perry were hanging out in a guitar store when they met some teenage fans. Nice celebs would pose for a photo or give an autograph, but John Mayer went even further. From The Daily News:
Julie Fermin, 16, happened to be in the SoHo store at the same time as the famous couple and had her eye on an expensive guitar she could not afford. Mayer then stepped in and purchased the instrument for her as a gift.
That was really, really nice of him. No sarcasm.
So congratulations, John Mayer. For a few hours in July of 2013, you were not a total douche.
July 11, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Katy Perry must have thought she didn’t make enough bad decisions this year, as she appears to be back with John Mayer, wonderland destroyer. (I don’t know what I mean by that, just go with it, enjoy Friday.) Yesterday she posted the above annoying photo to her Instagram with the caption,
Whose broad stripes & bright stars?!
As of now the photo has 13.6k likes. Fans are posting comments like, “JATY IS BACK!”
I know it’s just their backs, but it’s definitely them and it’s definitely him — although whether or not they’re actually “back” is unclear. From US Weekly:
An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that the pop superstar cheered on the “Paper Doll” singer while he performed at the Philly 4th of July Jam at Benjamin Franklin Parkway in Philadelphia, Penn. “She watched him perform off stage and watched every second of his performance, singing along to every song and dancing,” the source tells Us. “She was so into his performance and gave him a big hug and kiss when he finished afterwards.”
So I guess she just happened to see him perform and they took a photo and no one banged each other afterwards.