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3Snooki Is Excited About Being A MILF

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

But real quick, look how sad she looks again! For as happy as she seems to be, you’d think she’d be able to smile more than three times (I counted) in the dozens and dozens of pictures of her that have been taken since she realized she was pregnant. I realize that some people always look like a bitch, but I really didn’t think that our Snooki was one of those people.

Snooki’s currently in Cancun with J Woww, where a plethora of sad face pictures were taken. The absolute saddest though?

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "J Woww" Farley

Yes, that’s Snooki watching on as a bunch of ladies, including J Woww and her BFF, Ryder, party on the beach with a dude wearing a mask from The Mask. Total sadness.

But anyway, now let me show you some quotes from Snooki’s very first interview post-pregnancy confirmation:

Snooki is looking forward to being one hot mama!

Though her pregnancy wasn’t planned, the pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star says she sees the benefits of having a child at a young age.

“I’m only 24 so it happened kind of quick,” she said on MTV’s “Jersey Shore After Hours” Thursday night. “But it’s better because now I can be a MILF.”

Snooki, who is expecting her first child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, also believes her hard-partying past has helped her prepare for pregnancy.

“Pregnancy sickness is just like you’re hungover,” she explains.

But while she loves to get wild and crazy at the clubs, the self-proclaimed “guidette” says she’s now “in total mom mode.”

“I just can’t wait to have a kid now,” said Snooki, who has cut out her alcohol and caffeine intake since learning she was with child after New Year’s Eve.

See, that’s the Snooki we all know and love!

March 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Emily

3 Responses to “Snooki Is Excited About Being A MILF”

  1. Malia says:

    She looks way sad… :/

  2. saaaaaaaaam says:

    she could’ve gotten an abortion…..justsayin.

  3. Angelia says:

    The kid in white has tits almost as big as Snooki’s…and looks equally as sad.

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