I never bother making New Year's resolutions. I'm always of the opinion that if there's something that needs to be done in my life, I'm just going to do it then, you know? Like if I need to change how I'm doing something or if I want to make some new friends or whatever, unless I come to that conclusion on December 31st, I'm going to go ahead and take care of business. I know a lot of people see the new year as a fresh start and all, and I won't begrudge you that, but these resolutions just ...
Man, Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a break, huh? Or, depending on how you look at it, she's caught every break possible, and quite a few that shouldn't have been. Either way, there's some brand new drama surrounding our girl Lindsay in the form of some guy knocking on her door:
Cops were called to Lindsay Lohan's Venice Beach pad earlier this evening -- after a strange, unidentified man came a-knockin' ... and Lindsay freaked the hell out.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man -- an...
"...Being vulnerable doesn’t mean you're weak. I very much want to be seen as a strong woman, but I realize that vulnerability can also be a strength. So on my next record, you are going to hear probably a little more of that."
---Ke$ha will experiment with "vulnerability" in her yet-to-be-titled album, slated for release in May 2012.
Yay! Anyone who has taken time to listen to the not-robotronic, real naked-voiced Ke$ha knows the girl's music isn't that terrible. In fact, she's at her...
Betcha thought I'd never stop writing about dolls! This time I am not writing about a doll; rather, I am writing about an action figure.
I ought to hate this uncannily accurate Steve Jobs action figure, but the truth is, it looks a hell of a lot more like Mr. Jobs than that Hungarian statue ever did. (Remember? Try to forget again.)
The not-yet-released Steve Jobs action figure comes from Chinese company In Icons---seriously, just look at their website, because that toy is amazing---and is expect...
Oh snap, guys, two days in a row. Why do I have a feeling that Gosling and Mendes are on a publicity spree, allowing themselves to be photographed day in and day out? Why do I suddenly believe that this might all be a publicity stunt in order to drum up even more love for Ryan and "respect" for "serious actresses" like Eva Mendes?
Here's the most recent photos of the couple, embarking on some whirlwind trip that'll probably result in even more photos. Hey, maybe if we're lucky enough, we'll catch some full-frontal ...
Ooh, ooh! From the Mirror:
Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry because she refused to settle down and have his children, the Sunday Mirror can reveal. The couple had a series of huge bust-ups over her partying and boozy lifestyle in the run-up to the collapse of their 14-month marriage. Comedian Russell, 36, has beaten booze and drugs addictions and wanted to shun the Hollywood clubbing scene and start a family with the Firework singer. But Katy, 27, didn’t want to become a “Hol...
Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love are BFFs. [The Superficial]
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt dating? [The Frisky]
Want to be Lindsay Lohan's newest bodyguard? [TMZ]
Celebrities who turn 40 in 2012! [Starpulse]
Where's Alexander Skarsgard? [Lainey Gossip]
Most memorable TV quotes of 2011. [LA Times]
Miley Cyrus's bikini parade in Hawaii. [Yeeeah]
Wait, no: Mischa Barton IS looking like fried ass again. Never mind. [Amy Grindhouse]
Reality stars on the rise in 2012....
Oh dear. It begins. Kate Gosselin starts her media blitz in 2012, complete with my favorite sanctimonious-typeGwyneth Paltrow-like advice with her latest blog post, "My 11 Reflections on 2011."
1. I learned that determination gives way to conquering any obstacle in my way. I think I knew this before, but I really proved it to myself in 2011 when I trained for and ran my first marathon! [Ed. Note: Because the thing the world really needs right now is an unstoppable Kate Gosselin who's out for MORE blood.]
2. I lea...
OK, remember last night's clip featuring Weird Al and Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper? Well, this clip, featuring Khloe Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Osbourne is way, way funnier and way, way more entertaining.
To summarize, Khloe and Kelly come to Miley's house to get Punk'd hang out and spend some girl-time, and through the course of the night, the girls decide to order some takeout. The delivery guy arrives, drops off the food, and asks to use Miley's toilet. The delivery guy emerges from the loo, where he's zippered his balls into his pants, and hilarity ensues. There's a lot of discomfiting man-screaming and shots of Miley Cyrus unsuccessfully covering her laughing face, but Khloe's the real star of the clip, guys: she's calm, cool and collected, calls the paramedics and barks medical orders like she's on ER. Or, at the very least, Scrubs.
If there was ever any doubt about Khloe Kardashian being the one and only GOOD Kardashian, this video clip should wash away any misconceptions that you might have. I know she doesn't have the massive, super-extensive experience that her sister Kim has with viewing scrotums in distress, and she doesn't have the dead eyes and unflappable, almost Neanderthal-like demeanor that epitomizes cold-fish Kourtney, but dadgum it, Khloe Kardashian is the hero of the day this time around, and thank God for it, huh? />Get More: MTV Shows
OK, remember last night's clip featuring Weird Al and Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper? Well, this clip, featuring Khloe Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Osbourne is way, way funnier and way, way more entertaining.
To summarize, Khloe and Kelly come to Miley's house to get Punk'd hang out and spend some girl-time, and through the course of the night, the girls decide to order some takeout. The delivery guy arrives, drops off the food, and asks to use Miley's toilet. The delivery ...
God, I've been waiting for a valid reason to really write a post about this woman, and it's all because I love her so much. Seriously. She is my number one female in Hollywood, and unless she goes all Lohan on us, I anticipate loving her for a long, long time.
Girlfriend recently sat down with Glamour for their February 2012 issue and discussed everything except for the troll that she's been dating for the past year or so, and for that, I'm grateful, aren't you?
Here's Rachel on dressing up f...
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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s naughty Santa photo: Brittany
"Smells like teen spirit!"
First runner-up: Mr. M...
So, the main thing that resonates with me after watching this video? MAD. AWKWARD. Let's break it down, shall we? Steven Tyler is the diva-est of the male stage divas, rubbing his tits and running his hands through his hair plugs, waving his wasted little arms around and singing into everyone else's microphone because there's gotta be a little bit of Steven Tyler all over the f-cking place. And OF COURSE he's got to table dance at the end of the performance, humping the air and making the white-guys-can't-dance face. Dear God.
Then you have Weird Al who's doing the death metal version of 'Come Together', and trying to out-do Steven Tyler in over-the-top-ness. And he almost succeeds, because through most of the clip, I can't watch anything but him.
Finally, Alice Cooper is unsure of the lyrics to one of the greatest songs ever written, and claps along to the music like he's f-cking Barney or something. Poor Alice Cooper. He'd probably kill himself twenty years ago if you told him what he'd be doing in twenty years and with whom.
So, OK. In short, I'm not saying that I'd be, like, complaining or anything if I walked into some random bar and these three dudes were performing (because come on, who would?) but I stick to my original assertions that the whole thing was painfully, madly awkward. Cool as shit, yes, but awks, seriously. />
So, the main thing that resonates with me after watching this video? MAD. AWKWARD. Let's break it down, shall we? Steven Tyler is the diva-est of the male stage divas, rubbing his tits and running his hands through his hair plugs, waving his wasted little arms around and singing into everyone else's microphone because there's gotta be a little bit of Steven Tyler all over the f-cking place. And OF COURSE he's got to table dance at the end of the performance, humping the air and making the whi...
I never bother making New Year's resolutions. I'm always of the opinion that if there's something that needs to be done in my life, I'm just going to do it then, you know? Like if I need to change how I'm doing something or if I want to make some new friends or whatever, unless I come to that conclusion on December 31st, I'm going to go ahead and take care of business. I know a lot of people see the new year as a fresh start and all, and I won't begrudge you that, but these resolutions just ...
Man, Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a break, huh? Or, depending on how you look at it, she's caught every break possible, and quite a few that shouldn't have been. Either way, there's some brand new drama surrounding our girl Lindsay in the form of some guy knocking on her door:
Cops were called to Lindsay Lohan's Venice Beach pad earlier this evening -- after a strange, unidentified man came a-knockin' ... and Lindsay freaked the hell out.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man -- an...
"...Being vulnerable doesn’t mean you're weak. I very much want to be seen as a strong woman, but I realize that vulnerability can also be a strength. So on my next record, you are going to hear probably a little more of that."
---Ke$ha will experiment with "vulnerability" in her yet-to-be-titled album, slated for release in May 2012.
Yay! Anyone who has taken time to listen to the not-robotronic, real naked-voiced Ke$ha knows the girl's music isn't that terrible. In fact, she's at her...
Betcha thought I'd never stop writing about dolls! This time I am not writing about a doll; rather, I am writing about an action figure.
I ought to hate this uncannily accurate Steve Jobs action figure, but the truth is, it looks a hell of a lot more like Mr. Jobs than that Hungarian statue ever did. (Remember? Try to forget again.)
The not-yet-released Steve Jobs action figure comes from Chinese company In Icons---seriously, just look at their website, because that toy is amazing---and is expect...
Oh snap, guys, two days in a row. Why do I have a feeling that Gosling and Mendes are on a publicity spree, allowing themselves to be photographed day in and day out? Why do I suddenly believe that this might all be a publicity stunt in order to drum up even more love for Ryan and "respect" for "serious actresses" like Eva Mendes?
Here's the most recent photos of the couple, embarking on some whirlwind trip that'll probably result in even more photos. Hey, maybe if we're lucky enough, we'll catch some full-frontal ...
Ooh, ooh! From the Mirror:
Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry because she refused to settle down and have his children, the Sunday Mirror can reveal. The couple had a series of huge bust-ups over her partying and boozy lifestyle in the run-up to the collapse of their 14-month marriage. Comedian Russell, 36, has beaten booze and drugs addictions and wanted to shun the Hollywood clubbing scene and start a family with the Firework singer. But Katy, 27, didn’t want to become a “Hol...
Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love are BFFs. [The Superficial]
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt dating? [The Frisky]
Want to be Lindsay Lohan's newest bodyguard? [TMZ]
Celebrities who turn 40 in 2012! [Starpulse]
Where's Alexander Skarsgard? [Lainey Gossip]
Most memorable TV quotes of 2011. [LA Times]
Miley Cyrus's bikini parade in Hawaii. [Yeeeah]
Wait, no: Mischa Barton IS looking like fried ass again. Never mind. [Amy Grindhouse]
Reality stars on the rise in 2012....
Oh dear. It begins. Kate Gosselin starts her media blitz in 2012, complete with my favorite sanctimonious-typeGwyneth Paltrow-like advice with her latest blog post, "My 11 Reflections on 2011."
1. I learned that determination gives way to conquering any obstacle in my way. I think I knew this before, but I really proved it to myself in 2011 when I trained for and ran my first marathon! [Ed. Note: Because the thing the world really needs right now is an unstoppable Kate Gosselin who's out for MORE blood.]
2. I lea...
God, I've been waiting for a valid reason to really write a post about this woman, and it's all because I love her so much. Seriously. She is my number one female in Hollywood, and unless she goes all Lohan on us, I anticipate loving her for a long, long time.
Girlfriend recently sat down with Glamour for their February 2012 issue and discussed everything except for the troll that she's been dating for the past year or so, and for that, I'm grateful, aren't you?
Here's Rachel on dressing up f...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s naughty Santa photo: Brittany
"Smells like teen spirit!"
First runner-up: Mr. M...