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Kendall Jenner is fully nude and Kourtney Kardashian is into it

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Kendall Jenner is constantly stripping off these days as part of her Serious Modeling Career, but now she’s gone whole hog and got TOTALLY naked for some new campaign or another. Sister Kourtney Kardashian posted the photo on her Instagram page this week, and some of the reactions were hilarious, particularly this one:

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That’s just two of the comments this user posted – she also came back later to say something about how stripping down will only get you heartache and one night stands or something. LOL to that. Look, this family takes its clothes off for money and fame – what of it? It’s not my thing and it’s certainly not “talent” by any means, but if that’s what they want to do, that’s their prerogative and so be it. Get your $$$$, Kardashian/Jenner clan. (And for the record, I do think Kendall is a pretty decent model.)

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Kourtney Kardashian’s new house is infested with mold

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Kourtney Kardashian is having a bit of a personal nightmare at the moment. No, I’m not talking about the fact that she’s pregnant with Scott Disick‘s third child (which is its own kind of hell), but rather that the new home she recently purchased can’t actually be lived in at the moment because it’s infested with mold.

From TMZ:

Kourtney Kardashian is crying cover-up … claiming the house she bought from Keyshawn Johnson is infested with dangerous mold that was masked by a coat of paint … sending her family fleeing for their safety.

We’re told Kourtney’s decorator found the mold when he installed some fixtures.

Kourtney and the kids checked into the Montage hotel in Bev Hills Monday. The photo agency didn’t get Scott Disick … but we’re told he arrived later. The family just returned from the Hamptons and decided it was too dangerous to move back into the house — especially since Kourtney is pregnant.

Sources connected with Kourtney say she’s on the attack … ready to sue anyone who’s responsible. She believes the fresh paint over what she claims is mold is the smoking gun.

Damn, that sucks. However, when buying a multi-million dollar house, how in the hell do you just sign some paperwork and that’s that? How do you not have an independent workman or whoever spots these kind of things go in to check the place out and make sure everything is okay, not just with the mold situation but the electricity, pipes, whatever? I just feel like that’s common sense for such a high-priced house, no?

In any case, I’m sure she’ll make do for now. It’s not like the Kardashians don’t own 800 other houses, anyway – go stay in one of them.

Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are naked together – shield your eyes!

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Alright, so it’s not really what it seems… but it’s still going to give me nightmares! Kourtney Kardashian is currently pregnant with her third child, and she must’ve been feeling a little nostalgic for her first pregnancy yesterday, because her Instagram #TBT photo was one of her doing the naked pregnancy shoot… right next to a photo of her mother Kris Jenner doing the same. WHY, GOD, WHY?!

To add insult to injury, Kourtney kaptioned (yes, intentional) the photo with: “I got it from my mama.” Well, yes, and that’s unfortunate for all involved.

I must say, Kris had a pretty spectacular mullet going. Plus, you’ve got to hand it to her plastic surgeon(s) – she only looks about 10 years older than that pic these days, all thanks to the wonder that is cosmetic surgery!

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Scott Disick won’t get drunk again until Kourtney gives birth

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Earlier this month, Scott Disick ended up in the hospital AGAIN with alcohol poisoning. He’s “totally fine”, of course, but considering Kourtney Kardashian is sitting at home growing his third child while he’s out partying, he’s decided to try and tone it down a little – at least until she pops the kid out.

From US Weekly:

“He stopped drinking cold turkey — and promised he won’t drink again until after Kourtney gives birth,” the source tells Us. “Scott knew he had hit rock bottom.”

The scary incident became a wake-up call for the 31-year-old, who is expecting baby No. 3 with Kardashian, 35, in December. The longtime couple are already parents to son Mason, 4, and daughter Penelope, 2.

“[Kourtney] told him that was the last straw,” according to the insider.

Uh, how many last straws has this woman had? And how many times has Scott hit rock bottom? Again, I know addiction is a disease and it’s not as easy as just stopping, but if being faced with losing everything that apparently matters the most to you isn’t enough for you to get serious help and to make a concerted effort to stay on the straight and narrow by, I dunno, not going out drinking at clubs, then fuck that. Kourtney needs to cut the cord – it’s clear alcohol matters to him more than his family.

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with Scott Disick’s third child

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Damn – for someone who doesn’t seem to give much of a shit about the father of his kids (or even having sex with him), Kourtney Kardashian does keep popping them out with Scott Disick, doesn’t she? Turns out, less than two years after giving birth to their daughter, Penelope (a few years after having their first son, Mason), she’s pregnant with the couple’s third child. Congrats, I guess?

“She is only a few months along,” one insider tells US of the third-time mom-to-be, 35, who nonetheless has a pregnancy glow already. Says a guest at the Trump SoHo hotel, where the star stayed after returning to New York City from sister Kim’s European wedding week in late May: “Kourtney looked really pretty. She had a nice flush on her cheeks.” (Another telltale sign? During a double date with Disick, sister Khloe, and rapper French Montana in NYC, Kardashian abstained from drinking wine and sipped ginger ale instead.)

“It was planned,” a source tells Us of the new addition, who will join older brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

I mean, I can’t hate on her for continuing to have kids or anything – she can afford to pay for them and obviously loves being a mom. Also, all we know of her relationship with Scott is what we see on TV, but I’ve just never felt like she’s in love with him or wants to be with him – not as much as he is with her, anyway. He seems more like a glorified sperm donor, and given his messy ways (alcoholism, constant partying, etc), I don’t know that he’s really into having more kids, either – he just wants to get Kourtney into bed as often as he can.

I don’t know why I’m having a deep thought about the fucking Kardashians of all things.  I haven’t had my coffee yet this morning. Anyway, carry on…

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Apparently “Kardashian Phobia” is a real thing

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Well, there’s a whole new illness on the block, and this one is particularly hilarious/strange/bizarrely fitting. Apparently retail assistant Mike Amess has a severe phobia of the entire Kardashian family to the point of becoming ill whenever he so much as sees a picture of them. HAHAHA! Here’s the scoop from The Daily Mail (PLEASE read the whole thing – this is so hilarious):

He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.

The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, ‘Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.’

Apparently this phobia started with having watched Kim‘s sex tape, which “repulsed” him – and not just because he’s gay.

‘I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim’s face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.’Mike says that his phobia has got worse since Kim’s fame skyrocketed and his fear now extends to the whole Kardashian family.

He explains, ‘Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can’t stand their voices either. They’re so whiny and shrill – it really gets under my skin.’

LOL. He’s also really upset because he “misses out” on important celebrity gossip because he’s afraid he’ll have to see a picture of one of the Kardashians and he’ll throw up again, the way he did when he saw the ‘Bound 2′ video for the first time:

He says, ‘One day, I was lazing about on the sofa in front of the TV. I was skipping through music channels and that video came on.

Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.

‘Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear ‘Bound 2′ on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately.’

I just can’t with this guy. Also, he blames his single status on the Kardashians and even had to break-up with a former boyfriend because of his fear. Like, WHAT? Oh, and he can’t seek doctor’s help because he knows he’d get laughed out of the office. This is the best story (and the most full of bullshit story) EVER. Also, how great is it that his last name is “Amess”? He can say that shit again.

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Fame Doesn’t Matter, Says Famous Kourtney Kardashian

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Sure, Kourtney Kardashian is the most low-key of the Kardashian sisters in terms of their fame-whoring antics. She is somewhat more involved in the lives of her two kids than she is in going out for photo ops, which is great – but it’s the way most people live and is nothing commendable. In any case, now she’s giving interviews about how unimportant fame is, and while I appreciate she has less of an interest in it than her mother and Kim and even Khloe, it’s bullshit because without her “fame”, she wouldn’t be able to dedicate all her time to being a mother instead of having to have a real job like the rest of the world does.

From Now magazine:

We were all raised knowing that the most important thing is family. I never really thought about fame as a kid and even when we were talking about doing the show, I didn’t really think about it.

“I wasn’t like, ‘Oh, we’re doing this show – I’m going to be famous’. Sometimes I wish we weren’t filming. I love being a mom and sometimes I just wish no-one knew who I was.”

“We show the good times, so it’d be unfair not to show the bad times too. That’s the only time I’m bothered by the filming… [when] you’re tired or you want to cry all the time.  Those times you’re like, ‘I just want to lie in bed and not have anyone around me’.”

Ugh, whatever. Yes, your life is so hard and you couldn’t possibly decide, say, NOT TO BE ON A TV SHOW if it bothers you that much and you just want to live a normal life. I weep for you.

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