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Kourtney Kardashian Wants Full Custody Of Her 3 Kids With Scott Disick

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Kourtney Kardashian has, for most intents and purposes, been a single parent all along. Sure, Scott Disick donated his sperm, but he’s been too busy sharing it with other women and snorting lines of coke off their asses to worry about raising his kid. Now that the relationship is finally over, Kourtney has been meeting with lawyers to protect her assets – and to file for full custody of Mason, Penelope and Reign.

Kourtney Kardashian has met with top Hollywood divorce attorney, “disso queen” Laura Wasser, following her high-profile split from Scott Disick — and it’s because she’s seeking sole custody of their kids, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly.

While Kardashian and Disick were not married, the couple of nine years shares three young children, Mason, 5, Penelope, 3, and Reign, 7 months. A source tells Us in the new issue that Kourtney, 36, is determined to protect her kids from Disick’s downward spiral, fueled by booze, drugs, and other vices.

On Monday, July 20, Kardashian paid yet another visit to the top Hollywood attorney’s office building in L.A.’s Century City nabe. “She met with Laura Wasser again,” a Kardashian pal tells Us. “And is going to seek sole custody of the kids.”

She and Disick currently do not have a formal custody arrangement, but sources tell Us a battle over the kids would be surprising. “Scott’s friends don’t think he’ll challenge Kourtney,” one insider tells Us, while another adds that the self-proclaimed Lord “doesn’t act like a dad at all when he’s partying.”

Wasser seems to be the Kardashian family lawyer – she’s worked with Kim and Khloe before – so that makes sense. Also, unless Scott’s being a total dickhead (which is likely), I doubt he’ll fight her much. He doesn’t want kids – they’d just interfere with all his partying. If he doesn’t get his act together soon, he’ll likely end up in a ditch before they get to high school, but I don’t think he really cares.

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Scott Disick Doesn’t Believe Kourtney Kardashian Breakup Is Permanent

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Scott Disick is an absolute mess. He’s got drug and alcohol issues out the ass that he refuses to get under control, he’s a cheater, a terrible father, a narcissist… need I go on? I don’t think so. And while pretty much anyone with a brain in their head is stoked that Kourtney Kardashian finally had enough sense to kick his ass to the curb, Scott’s not sweating it because he’s confident she’ll take him back in no time and this breakup isn’t permanent.

“Scott says that he’s doing fine,” the source says. “He says that he is not upset that the relationship is over, because ‘over’ doesn’t always mean ‘over.’ He has left open the door to getting back with her.”

The source says that Disick, 32, isn’t seeing the break up “clearly” and thinks an apology will fix the rift between the former couple.

“But he’s open to the idea that she may not forgive him and it may really be over for good, and he’s okay with that, too,” the source tells PEOPLE. “Right now his feeling is, whatever happens, happens.”

So basically, he doesn’t give a shit about anything or anyone but himself and is a waste of time and space? Got it! Screw this asshole, and if Kourtney is dumb enough to go back to him after all this, then I have no more sympathy for her. Fool me once, shame on you – fool me 9,000 times over a period of 9 years, shame on me.

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Kourtney Kardashian Dumped Scott Disick, Finally

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It could hardly wait until tomorrow to announce that it seems Kourtney Kardashian got a brain in her head and has FINALLY decided to dump Scott Disick for his partying and cheating ways. Only took her, what, the better part of a decade? I feel like homegirl has been living in denial for a long ass time, but now that there’s actually picture evidence of his wandering eyes, she kinda had to face the facts and realize he’s not interested in being a partner or a father, really. Thank God she never agreed to marry him. And now it’s OVER.

Our well-placed sources — and they’re solid — tell us Scott hasn’t come home to the family house in Calabasas in over a month and Kourtney lost her patience.

As one source put it, “His partying lately has made her make this tough decision.”

We’re told Kourtney is also frustrated with Scott’s friends — and believes they’re enabling his substance abuse.

Scott and Kourtney have been together since 2006. They have 3 kids together.

It’s well-documented that Kourtney and Scott have been rocky over the years — but we’re told, “but now, after 3 kids, it’s gotten old and she has to do what’s best for the kids.”

I mean, look – I shouldn’t really judge anyone else’s relationship. Kourtney obviously had her reasons for desperately trying to make it work with this loser, but he’s literally the biggest waste of space (and money) out there. Her kids might not understand why Daddy has been kicked to the curb, though it’ll be easier to explain that then why he hasn’t come home to see them in over a month because he’d rather drink and hit on other women. Just let this SERIOUSLY be over.

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Scott Disick Is Totally Cheating On Kourtney Kardashian

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Raise you’re hand if you’re surprised by this news: Scott Disick seems to be cheating on Kourtney Kardashian with a 32-year-old Chloe Bartoli, a “celebrity stylist” who happens to be his ex. These aren’t just baseless rumours, either – there are actually photos of them cuddling up in Monte Carlo, while the mother of his children is at home raising them in California. Keep it classy, Disick!

From TMZ:

Kourtney Kardashian is telling friends she has no doubt … Scott Disick is hooking up with the chick he was all handsy with in Monte Carlo, but she’s also deeply worried he’s lapsed and fallen back into substance abuse.

Our sources say Kourtney believes the woman, celebrity stylist Chloe Bartoli, is an opportunist and taking advantage of Scott, whom Kourtney believes is getting wasted again. We’re told she knows Chloe and, as we reported, Scott knows her as well … they even dated.

Our sources say Kourtney’s sisters have the same view as her and on Friday they all went from simmer to boil, targeting their anger at both Scott and Chloe.

Kourtney hasn’t made any decisions about the fate of her relationship with Scott, but we’re told it’s already in a “fragile state.”

Well, that’s lovely. Just a word to all the mothers and fathers out there: Can you please make sure to teach your sons not to treat women like shit, and treat your daughters to have enough self-respect to never be the “other woman” for the sake of money or fame (or even just attention)? Jesus. This whole thing is a mess, but considering Kourtney has not only not left his ass after the INSANE bullshit he’s pulled over the years, but she’s continued having kids with him, I guarantee you this will blow over within the span of two episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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Scott Disick is too busy getting Kourtney Kardashian pregnant to marry her

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Kourtney Kardashian just gave birth to her third child with little-boy-trapped-in-adult-body boyfriend Scott Disick just last month. Some would think that by now, they’d be ready to walk down the aisle and at one point, it seems like that’s what Scott really wanted. Not anymore, though – he’s too busy knocking her up to marry her, apparently.

“If it’s not broke don’t fix it – we’re happy the way it is,” Disick told PEOPLE Saturday in Las Vegas. “I don’t even think we’ll have time to get married at the rate that we’re popping out kids,” he joked.

Scott also thinks he’s a super suave father and has it all figured out when it comes to raising kids. You know, despite the fact that he seems to be too busy drinking and partying to actually do much “raising”.

“There’s always so much in the beginning when they’re that little. Every day is such a big milestone, but this is my third time so it’s just kind of a charm,” he said.

“You know it by now; the first one was scary, the second one was less scary, and the third one you’re like, I get it, I got a whole team over here.”

Well, that’s special. Surely Kourtney has to be done having kids now, though? I suppose only time will tell. I can’t imagine what would make someone want to have kids with this manchild, but I suppose to each her own.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s new son has a royal name

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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her third child with Scott Disick, a little boy, last week, and the world waited with bated breath for the answer to one very simple question: WHAT’S HIS NAME?! We now have an answer to that question, although I must warn you, it is a tad disappointing.

Kourtney revealed her son’s royal name on Instagram, as you do, along with above photo:

“Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.”

Seriously? Reign? I mean, Mason and Penelope are slightly less common, but they were at least not ridiculous. Reign is a female stripper’s stage name – and there’s no shade to that, because it’s an AMAZING stripper name. Obviously the middle name, Aston, is Scott’s doing and probably after the Aston Marton sports car, if I had to guess. I don’t know, guys, this one just seems a wee bit tacky to me.

Thoughts?

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