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0Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with Scott Disick’s third child

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Damn – for someone who doesn’t seem to give much of a shit about the father of his kids (or even having sex with him), Kourtney Kardashian does keep popping them out with Scott Disick, doesn’t she? Turns out, less than two years after giving birth to their daughter, Penelope (a few years after having their first son, Mason), she’s pregnant with the couple’s third child. Congrats, I guess?

“She is only a few months along,” one insider tells US of the third-time mom-to-be, 35, who nonetheless has a pregnancy glow already. Says a guest at the Trump SoHo hotel, where the star stayed after returning to New York City from sister Kim’s European wedding week in late May: “Kourtney looked really pretty. She had a nice flush on her cheeks.” (Another telltale sign? During a double date with Disick, sister Khloe, and rapper French Montana in NYC, Kardashian abstained from drinking wine and sipped ginger ale instead.)

“It was planned,” a source tells Us of the new addition, who will join older brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. “[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids.”

I mean, I can’t hate on her for continuing to have kids or anything – she can afford to pay for them and obviously loves being a mom. Also, all we know of her relationship with Scott is what we see on TV, but I’ve just never felt like she’s in love with him or wants to be with him – not as much as he is with her, anyway. He seems more like a glorified sperm donor, and given his messy ways (alcoholism, constant partying, etc), I don’t know that he’s really into having more kids, either – he just wants to get Kourtney into bed as often as he can.

I don’t know why I’m having a deep thought about the fucking Kardashians of all things.  I haven’t had my coffee yet this morning. Anyway, carry on…

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June 5, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer

0Apparently “Kardashian Phobia” is a real thing

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Well, there’s a whole new illness on the block, and this one is particularly hilarious/strange/bizarrely fitting. Apparently retail assistant Mike Amess has a severe phobia of the entire Kardashian family to the point of becoming ill whenever he so much as sees a picture of them. HAHAHA! Here’s the scoop from The Daily Mail (PLEASE read the whole thing – this is so hilarious):

He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.

The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, ‘Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.’

Apparently this phobia started with having watched Kim‘s sex tape, which “repulsed” him – and not just because he’s gay.

‘I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim’s face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.’Mike says that his phobia has got worse since Kim’s fame skyrocketed and his fear now extends to the whole Kardashian family.

He explains, ‘Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can’t stand their voices either. They’re so whiny and shrill – it really gets under my skin.’

LOL. He’s also really upset because he “misses out” on important celebrity gossip because he’s afraid he’ll have to see a picture of one of the Kardashians and he’ll throw up again, the way he did when he saw the ‘Bound 2′ video for the first time:

He says, ‘One day, I was lazing about on the sofa in front of the TV. I was skipping through music channels and that video came on.

Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.

‘Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear ‘Bound 2′ on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately.’

I just can’t with this guy. Also, he blames his single status on the Kardashians and even had to break-up with a former boyfriend because of his fear. Like, WHAT? Oh, and he can’t seek doctor’s help because he knows he’d get laughed out of the office. This is the best story (and the most full of bullshit story) EVER. Also, how great is it that his last name is “Amess”? He can say that shit again.

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April 17, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

2Fame Doesn’t Matter, Says Famous Kourtney Kardashian

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Sure, Kourtney Kardashian is the most low-key of the Kardashian sisters in terms of their fame-whoring antics. She is somewhat more involved in the lives of her two kids than she is in going out for photo ops, which is great – but it’s the way most people live and is nothing commendable. In any case, now she’s giving interviews about how unimportant fame is, and while I appreciate she has less of an interest in it than her mother and Kim and even Khloe, it’s bullshit because without her “fame”, she wouldn’t be able to dedicate all her time to being a mother instead of having to have a real job like the rest of the world does.

From Now magazine:

We were all raised knowing that the most important thing is family. I never really thought about fame as a kid and even when we were talking about doing the show, I didn’t really think about it.

“I wasn’t like, ‘Oh, we’re doing this show – I’m going to be famous’. Sometimes I wish we weren’t filming. I love being a mom and sometimes I just wish no-one knew who I was.”

“We show the good times, so it’d be unfair not to show the bad times too. That’s the only time I’m bothered by the filming… [when] you’re tired or you want to cry all the time.  Those times you’re like, ‘I just want to lie in bed and not have anyone around me’.”

Ugh, whatever. Yes, your life is so hard and you couldn’t possibly decide, say, NOT TO BE ON A TV SHOW if it bothers you that much and you just want to live a normal life. I weep for you.

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January 22, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
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0Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Also Headed for a Split?

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Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have made it this far together, despite the fact that she clearly hates him and he has an on-and-off alcohol and anger issue and walks around begging Kourtney for sex all the time, only to get turned down nine times out of ten. At least that’s what I’ve seen from the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes I’ve watched.

They’ve taken several breaks over the years, but they always end up back together. Kourtney will never marry him, but does that mean that they’re following in Khlomar’s footsteps and ending their relationship for good? The media says yes, but Kourtney says no.

From E! News (of course):

The E! star and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick are doing just fine and there is no truth to rumors that they’re having relationship trouble, Kourtney’s rep confirms to E! News.

She also slams a report that Scott recently moved into a hotel as ridiculous.

All certainly has seemed quite normal between Mason and Penelope’s mom and dad, with Kourtney and Scott having been photographed together multiple times this week, including during a dinner date on Saturday when Kourt held cozily onto her guy’s arm as they made their way out of the restaurant.

LOL, okay. I don’t think these two will ever break up, to be honest. Scott seems to be a bit of a masochist and Kourtney hates the world too much to ever look for anyone else, so I think they’re safe.

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December 20, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

4The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

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It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.

Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not part of the family anymore? It’s all too bizarre and awful.

Up close photos (if you dare) are below:

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December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

0Kim Kardashian & Co. Are Modeling For Lipsy Again

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Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we’re to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models – along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney – the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian – and I’m not really sure why you would, but to each her own – then this is for you. It looks like some shit you’d get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there’s that.

Here’s Kim’s quote about this wonderful range of clothing:

“The collection is inspired by the stylish women from around the world that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. This is for those Lipsy girls who have as much fun with fashion as I do.”

Well, that’s special. If only it didn’t look like something you’d find on the Forever21 sale rack.

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October 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
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