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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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Scott Disick is too busy getting Kourtney Kardashian pregnant to marry her

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Kourtney Kardashian just gave birth to her third child with little-boy-trapped-in-adult-body boyfriend Scott Disick just last month. Some would think that by now, they’d be ready to walk down the aisle and at one point, it seems like that’s what Scott really wanted. Not anymore, though – he’s too busy knocking her up to marry her, apparently.

“If it’s not broke don’t fix it – we’re happy the way it is,” Disick told PEOPLE Saturday in Las Vegas. “I don’t even think we’ll have time to get married at the rate that we’re popping out kids,” he joked.

Scott also thinks he’s a super suave father and has it all figured out when it comes to raising kids. You know, despite the fact that he seems to be too busy drinking and partying to actually do much “raising”.

“There’s always so much in the beginning when they’re that little. Every day is such a big milestone, but this is my third time so it’s just kind of a charm,” he said.

“You know it by now; the first one was scary, the second one was less scary, and the third one you’re like, I get it, I got a whole team over here.”

Well, that’s special. Surely Kourtney has to be done having kids now, though? I suppose only time will tell. I can’t imagine what would make someone want to have kids with this manchild, but I suppose to each her own.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s new son has a royal name

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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her third child with Scott Disick, a little boy, last week, and the world waited with bated breath for the answer to one very simple question: WHAT’S HIS NAME?! We now have an answer to that question, although I must warn you, it is a tad disappointing.

Kourtney revealed her son’s royal name on Instagram, as you do, along with above photo:

“Madly in love with my little Reign Aston Disick.”

Seriously? Reign? I mean, Mason and Penelope are slightly less common, but they were at least not ridiculous. Reign is a female stripper’s stage name – and there’s no shade to that, because it’s an AMAZING stripper name. Obviously the middle name, Aston, is Scott’s doing and probably after the Aston Marton sports car, if I had to guess. I don’t know, guys, this one just seems a wee bit tacky to me.

Thoughts?

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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son this weekend

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We only found out a week ago that Kourtney Kardashian‘s third child with Scott Disick would be a boy, and now that little boy is here, because Kourtney gave birth this weekend!

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star and Scott Disick welcomed their third child, a boy, on Sunday, Dec. 14, PEOPLE confirms — the same day their son Mason Dash turned 5.

The new baby also joins big sister Penelope Scotland, 2.

No news on what this baby will be called, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet that it won’t be a K-name… thank God. I’m really glad that the Kardashian kids have broken Kris’ streak of awful kids names that all start with the same letter.

Also, side note, but I bet Mason is gonna be piiiiiissed that he’s gotta share his birthday with his brother. That’s his special day!

Mazel to these two and we look forward (I mean, I guess…) to finding out the name!

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Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy!

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I’m sure you’ve all been holding your breath for the last several months, ever since Kourtney Kardashian announced her third pregnancy, wondering what she would have. Will Mason and Penelope welcome a little brother or a sister? The excitement is all too much to handle!!!

I mean, it’s not, but whatever. Spoiler alert: She’s having another boy! She revealed the news during Sunday night’s episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons, because life doesn’t really happen for this family if it’s not documented on a camera and aired on E!.

“I’m so happy we’re having a boy. It’s going to be perfect for our family.”

Well… cool? But I’m sure it would have been perfect for your family if it was a girl, too. Either way, congrats and all that. Another Kardashian in the world can never be a bad thing. LOL.

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Kourtney Kardashian does the whole naked pregnancy photo shoot thing (again)

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I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time Kourtney Kardashian has stripped down in front of a camera before giving birth and, if she decides to let Scott Disick put another one in her in future, I’m sure she’ll do it again. It’s the Kardashian way – no shame in that. This time, some magazine called DuJour got the honours (?), as well as an interview.

The interview is a bit shit, of course, and didn’t really tell us anything we didn’t already know. Kourtney loves walking around naked and doesn’t think her body is anything to be ashamed of, so she’s comfortable letting everybody see all her bits… because why not? Sure, good for her. However, she says she wouldn’t do any nude shoots if she wasn’t pregnant, because the whole thing that’s interesting about this nudity is the baby growing inside of her… or whatever. But how does she hope these photos will be received?

How do you hope people will react to these pictures?

I don’t know. It’s what a woman’s body is made to do, so I hope it’s maybe seen as something that’s artistic. This was something that initially I did for myself just to capture the moment in my life, but these photos are beautiful and I’m happy to share them. And I like how raw they are. It’s my body: I’m not trying to impress anybody or be something that I’m not. But in general, I don’t really care that much about what people think. It doesn’t rule my world. I did this because I wanted to and it made me happy.

I’m trying super hard not to raise my eyebrow at the comment about how a woman’s body is apparently “made to” make babies, because HELLO, 19th century thinking, but whatevs. The woman loves having kids, so I’m gonna let her roll with that. I also enjoy (and believe) that she doesn’t actually give a single shit whether or not people like this, and I totally think she is doing it cos she felt like it, and that’s alright by me. Khloe has always been my favourite Kardashian just because of Kourtney’s bitch factor, but I have to admit, she is pretty likeable (sometimes).

The other two pics are behind the cut!

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Kendall Jenner is fully nude and Kourtney Kardashian is into it

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Kendall Jenner is constantly stripping off these days as part of her Serious Modeling Career, but now she’s gone whole hog and got TOTALLY naked for some new campaign or another. Sister Kourtney Kardashian posted the photo on her Instagram page this week, and some of the reactions were hilarious, particularly this one:

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That’s just two of the comments this user posted – she also came back later to say something about how stripping down will only get you heartache and one night stands or something. LOL to that. Look, this family takes its clothes off for money and fame – what of it? It’s not my thing and it’s certainly not “talent” by any means, but if that’s what they want to do, that’s their prerogative and so be it. Get your $$$$, Kardashian/Jenner clan. (And for the record, I do think Kendall is a pretty decent model.)

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