That headline seemed perhaps more sexual than I intended. What I really mean is that Katy Perry got BURNT yesterday – absolutely roasted to a char by Miley Cyrus on Twitter over that whole kiss thing. Basically Katy didn’t like it and basically slut shamed Miley on Australian TV, so Miley went on Twitter and shamed her for being with womanizing sex addicts and it was ON.
I didn’t think Katy would respond to that at all, to be honest, but indeed she did – also on Twitter, as you do. Of course, she played it off like it was one big joke and they’re still BFF, but you KNOW homegirl is fuming at being showed up so publicly and she’s probably ready to fight. Then Miley responded to her and all is well in pseudo-lesbian pop singer world, apparently.
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! ????????????
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I dunno, I feel like this is a fake make-up and that a) Miley doesn’t give a shit if Katy is mad because she shouldn’t have opened her mouth first and b) Katy is definitely mad. Who knows – will be interesting to see if they can just let this go or if they’re gonna drag it ON AND ON.
March 7, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Uh oh, shots fired! I told y’all Miley Cyrus would not take Katy Perry‘s comment about pulling away from their awkward kiss because “who knows where that tongue has been” lying down, didn’t I? In fact, Miley just took to Twitter a bit ago to hit right back at Katy, saying that basically it’s her ex whose tongue Katy should be worried about.
Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT ???? been pic.twitter.com/IO6KwRzw2y
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
These two are old friends, so this is going to be juicy. Katy has slightly more class and I doubt she’ll respond again to this whole sitch. I mean, Miley is right, really… though it’s hard to tell whether she’s talking about sex addict Russell Brand or known womanizer John Mayer, really. Either way, a bit of a low blow!
March 6, 2014 at 11:54 am by Jennifer
NBC found ratings gold with their live Sound of Music disaster a few months back, so now they want to recreate the magic with Peter Pan. Somehow, some yahoo started the rumour that Miley Cyrus would be taking on the role of Tinkerbell, and while that’s completely ludicrous and even sounds made up, apparently US Weekly or People (can’t tell which from the picture) thought it was worth printing in their magazine and some of Miley’s Smilers got preemptively excited.
Miley, being the bad ass rebel that she is, would NEVER take part in such a production and would apparently rather “choke on her own tongue” than be part of it:
I would rather choke on my own tongue pic.twitter.com/fVUQTCwrb9
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 24, 2014
I can see why that would be the case. How could a beloved children’s tale hold any value to Miley? She’s giving the kids all the education they’ll ever need on her Bangerz tour – plus free merch, to boot!
February 25, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Ms. Perry showed up to watch Miley do whatever the hell it is Miley does, and during Miley’s performance of “Adore You”, she went in and gave Katy a big kiss:
My favorite is the expression of the chick with the iPhone right behind them, followed by the expression of the dude right behind her.
Oh and guess what? There’s video!
February 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Miley Cyrus is something else, man. Before heading out on tour to support her latest album, Bangerz, she promised to drop some junk on the audience (free merch!) and also that seeing her in concert would provide an ‘educational experience’ for children, which… girl, no. However, maybe we were being too hasty to judge. Maybe she would indeed surprise us and put on a tasteful show in which she did indeed illustrate some important life lessons. You never know, right?
Wrong. As you can see from the photo above (and all the ones below), the Bangerz Tour is a bit of a shit show, full of her same cultural appropriating, twerking bullshit. That’s not to say that it’s not probably kinda fun – Miley’s had some good tracks, and she even performed some of the oldies but goodies during her first show in Vancouver on Valentine’s Day. Uh, hello? ‘Can’t Be Tamed’? ‘Party in the USA’? I’m into it!
The visuals, though… it’s getting so, so tired.
February 17, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Miley Cyrus is getting ready to drop her junk on you during her Bangerz tour, and as she gets amped up to head out on the road, she’s been doing some interviews about just how fun it’s going to be… as well as educational for the children folk. WHAT?
“Even though parents probably won’t think this, I think my show is educational for kids. They’re going to be exposed to art most people don’t know about.
“People are taught to look at things so black and white, especially in small towns. I’m excited to take this tour to places where [art] like this wouldn’t be accepted, where kids wouldn’t learn about this different kind of art.”
So, let me get this straight… Miley Cyrus thinks that her sucking her thumb as she rides a hot dog (dick metaphors abound) is going to expose your children to “education” and “art” that they wouldn’t get elsewhere… like, say, on the TV, where she twerks with midgets, swings naked from a wrecking ball and masturbates on a table? Give me a break, Miley.
I don’t know about you, but the last place I’d be taking my kids (if I had any) would be to a Miley Cyrus concert. NOPE. Nor would I call what she does “art”, but YMMV, I suppose…