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Miley Cyrus Cries While Singing A Song About Her Dead Pet Fish

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I’m not quite sure how many drugs – or what combination of them – Miley Cyrus was on when she broke down in tears as she sang a song dedicated to her dead pet blowfish, Pablow, but it almost doesn’t matter, in a way. I’m so glad I’m alive in a time that’s allowed me to see this spectacle, because it truly is… something else.

Miley posted the video on her Facebook page and it seems to at least partially be in support of her Happy Hippy foundation. I suppose it’s a bit rude of me to discriminate against the loss of a pet blowfish because it’s not, say, a dog or a cat. I should take it more seriously, I know – if something happened to my dog, I’d be inconsolable. But for some reason, there’s just something so… wrong about all of this.

Some of you may remember a few months ago my dear blow fish Pablow past away. I wrote this song for him…He made me so happy and I miss him everyday…. But now he is with Floyd and Melanie's sweet Sadie

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I hate goodbyes ????????????????

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Her voice is so good, though. I wish she’d do something useful with it.

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Are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Getting Back Together?

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The tears of Smilers worldwide still haven’t dried after Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger called it quits, but it seems like Miley has already started to move on. According to some new reports, she’s been getting close with ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth again, and a reunion could be on the way.

“They’ve been hanging out in L.A., but only a few people know,” a source close to the Hunger Games actor, 25, who slipped a 3.5-carat Neil Lane sparkler on Cyrus’ finger in 2012, tells US Weekly. “Dating could definitely happen.”

Credit 22-year-old Cyrus’ can’t-stop, won’t-stop persistence. Following their September 2013 split, “Liam cut her off, but she would still text him,” adds a second source. “He eventually started answering. They would check in on each other here and there.”

Still, the Australian hunk is proceeding with caution. After all, a Cyrus romance takes twerk. “Liam has rough stories about that relationship,” says the Hemsworth insider. “But he always talks about how fun she was to hang out with and their great chemistry.”

I mean, look – Miley has started to mellow out a bit, it seems. Sure, she’s still posting half-naked pics on Instagram, but she’s not twerking on every available surface and publicly insisting how badass she is at every available opportunity. And while these “reports” are likely 100% shite, I have to say, I sorta don’t think Miley and Liam need to go there again. It ended for a reason, and they’re two entirely different kinds of people.

Liam seems like the kinda dude who just wants to like, chill and settle down, maybe do some surfing or go out for sushi. Miley wants to drop acid and have an orgy. The two don’t really combine… but who knows? Crazier things have happened.

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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Officially Over

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Welp, we knew that one was coming. It was a fun few months of dating/having sex/whatever it is they did for Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger, but their love was not meant for this world, and they’ve decided to call it quits on their relationship for good. Does this have anything to do with the fact that Patrick cheated on her in broad daylight? Well, yeah, pretty much. Duh!

“The Mexico scandal did serious damage,” one source tells Us; as previously reported, Schwarzenegger was caught getting way too close with a bikini-clad pal during spring break last month. Cyrus, who was previously engaged to Liam Hemsworth, gave the 21-year-old USC student a second chance after he begged for forgiveness, but he ultimately wasn’t who “she thought he was,” another source explains.

“At first, she was into him because she thought he was a nice guy,” the insider explains of the “Wrecking Ball” singer, who first stepped out with the Kennedy heir this past November.

But after Schwarzenegger was caught doing body shots off another girl, their relationship took a turn. “She doesn’t put up with crap from guys,” a third source previously told Us.

“Patrick is focused on school,” the first source tells Us of the newly single college junior. Cyrus, for her part, is busy getting back in the recording studio to work on her fourth studio album.

Well, on one hand, good for her for not putting up with bullshit and kicking him to the curb. On the other hand, was this ever going to last anyway? I don’t think so. They seemed mismatched from the start, and his being a cheating asshole kinda just put the cherry on top of a shit cake.

Good riddance to this relationship. It’s on to the next one!

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Patrick Schwarzenegger got caught cheating on Miley Cyrus

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Well, I know this is a couple days old, but I was waiting for more hell to break loose and it hasn’t, really. Anyway, it looks like there might be trouble in paradise for Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. Just months after they got together to form a blissful union of youthful souls, Patrick has been photographed cosying up to another girl while he was partying in Cabo San Lucas for spring break. Uh oh. Here are photos of the alleged homewrecker:

 

EXCLUSIVE!!! Patrick Schwarzenegger living the season of springb

Of course, Patrick’s got an answer for the pics. I mean, he’d NEVER cheat on Miley – this girl is totally just his friend! One of his best friends, at that! It’s totally normal for girls and guys to embrace romantically and for the girl to go in for a kiss when they’re just friends!

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Ya, okay. BULLSHIT. Miley is staying silent on this one, but hopefully she gives his dumb ass the boot, unless they’ve decided to be swingers, which I wouldn’t put past them.

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Why won’t Miley Cyrus do a country album?

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I know I’m late on the uptake here, but I’m a busy lady so I only watched the SNL 40 special yesterday on Hulu+ (newsflash: it kinda sucked). The best thing about the show was Miley Cyrus – a sentence I never thought I’d utter – and her performance of ’50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’.

This performance was really, REALLY good. In fact, it’s way better than any of her other shit from the last album, or anything before that, either. It’s mature, it’s unique, it’s… actually impressive. Why won’t she make a whole country album with a slight pop tinge like this? Why, Miley?

What did you guys think of the performance (and the SNL special in general)? I mean, sure, it relived some of the funniest moments, but it felt SO overcrowded, rushed and forced. I wasn’t really into it.

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Miley Cyrus wants in on the NYC Porn Film Festival

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It’s been several weeks since Miley Cyrus reminded us how ~edgy~ and ~sexy~ she is, so it’s only natural that she created a short film, of sorts, that she submitted to the NYC Porn Film Festival, which is apparently a thing. In the video, called “Tongue-Tied”, Miley does weird, S&M-ish shit clad in patent leather, wears electrical tape over her nipples and dances while an Alt-J track plays in the background. It’s all very avant garde, I suppose – at least according to the festival’s founder, Simon Leahy, who thinks that the clip proves that Miley is becoming “more of a contemporary artist”. LOL, okay.

The video is, of course, NSFW – you’ve been warned:

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Miley Cyrus Freely Admits She Can’t Spell Her Boyfriend’s Last Name

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Let’s review things we know about Miley Cyrus: she loves to masturbate, she has her own special way of celebrating Christmas, and she’s dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Now we can add something else to the list: she doesn’t know how to spell her own boyfriend‘s last name. That’s right, Ms. Cyrus freely admitted on Good Morning America, that when it comes to spelling “Schwarzenegger”, she’s just stumped. Via Daily News:

“Literally, I just had this conversation, I can’t tell you,” the 22-year-old said.

“Apparently there’s not a T in it.”

Good lord. Papa Schwarzenegger doesn’t mind; apparently, they met up and he thinks she’s just great:

She met Patrick’s dad Arnold Schwarzenegger over the holidays, and he said to have been “thrilled” to meet her.

I’ll grant her, Schwarzenegger isn’t the easiest name to spell — I used to struggle with it before writing for Evil Beet — but why on earth would you admit that on TV??? You’re dating the guy and you can’t spell his last name? What a ninny.

Without thinking about it, can YOU spell “Schwarzenegger”?

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