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photo of drew barrymore engagement ring pics Brandi Glanville hooked up with Demi Moore in 2009. [Cele|bitchy] Jeremy Renner had a bar brawl in Thailand. [Starpulse] Bradley Cooper = Lex Luthor? [The Superficial] EXCLUSIVE: Drew Barrymore's getting married. [Lainey Gossip] You'll never believe what Jake Gyllenhaal's been up to. [Lainey Gossip] Joe Francis beat up a woman after she hit his car. Today. [TMZ] People are being stabbed over Beyonce. [The Frisky] Ryan Gosling in the buff. [Socialite Life] New music: 'I Lik...

Watch This: Casey Anthony’s Video Diary!

Casey Anthony, who was acquitted of murder six months ago, has finally come out of hiding! Kind of. Sort of. In this "vlog"---that's a "video blog," grandpa---Anthony gives the date as October 13, 2011. Sheesh, it doesn't take that long to edit your video, lady. In the video, Anthony tells us how excited she is about her then-new computer. She'll be able to Skype now! Maybe she'll even take some photos! "…I have something that I can finally call 'mine,'" she sighs, adding how long it's been since she's had a computer or a phone. She talks awhile longer how excited she is, um, about her computer. And the camera. And how she won't have to talk to the dog anymore. Don't get her wrong! She loves that dog! She adopted that dog! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DOG! Anyway, The Hollywood Reporter transcribed most of the video:
Anthony does not talk about the trial or her current location, only saying that she plans to stay there "at least until the end of February." She also mentions that she's adopted a dog to keep her company. "Now I in some ways have someone to talk to even when I am by myself so I am not bothering the poor dog who I have adopted and I love," she added. In the video, Anthony has short blonde hair and sports black-framed glasses. Despite being the center of a highly televised trial, she mentions that she still feels awkward on camera. "I don't know whether to look directly at myself or up," she said. "It's a little scary because I hate being on camera."
Fascinatingly, Gawker isn't too sure this video was ever really supposed to be seen. "This feels like an unintentional release to me, of a video meant for a smaller audience, or therapy, or something," blogger Maureen O'Connor speculates. The video doesn't tell us much, but here's what we do know: - Casey Anthony looks like Kate Gosselin now (thanks, Gawker, for pointing that one out) - Casey Anthony's dog may be in danger - Casey Anthony has a computer If Casey Anthony started posting vlogs on the regular, you'd watch them, right? /> Casey Anthony, who was acquitted of murder six months ago, has finally come out of hiding! Kind of. Sort of. In this "vlog"---that's a "video blog," grandpa---Anthony gives the date as October 13, 2011. Sheesh, it doesn't take that long to edit your video, lady. In the video, Anthony tells us how excited she is about her then-new computer. She'll be able to Skype now! Maybe she'll even take some photos! "…I have something that I can finally call 'mine,'" she sighs, adding how long it's...

Please Tell Me That You Knew That Beyonce And Jay-Z Are Married …

A photo of Beyonce and Jay-Z Please just tell me that. Because your very life could depend on it. I know, I know, Beyonce and Jay-Z aren't photographed together all that often (the photo that you see above is from two years ago), but trust me, they are married. They're even allegedly having or already had a baby together. Got it? Now remember it. Because, not to freak you out or anything, because if you forget this vital little piece of celebrity gossip, you could end up stabbed. And shhh, nobody's trying to scar...

Snooki is Gearing Up for a Fancy Boob Job

photo of nicole snooki polizzi photos weight loss boob job pics Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was gracious enough to speak to E! Entertainment's Marc Malkin earlier in the week, and in addition to discussing highlights of the upcoming season of her reality show, she also shared some "private" news: she's going to go under the knife and get a brand-new set of knockers. Isn't that awesome? Not only that, but she's going to a "good" doctor (read: she's going to go the bargain plastic surgery route and head to the back alley where co-star J Woww got her ...

Another Day, Another “Why the Perry/Brand Marriage Ended” Theory

photo of katy perry picture and russell brand photo married divorced pics Obviously, this marriage was doomed right from the start. And all of these "reasons" that the two are splitting? I'm willing, at this point, to bet that they're ALL right. From Us Magazine via Hollywood Life: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, i...

Morning Wood

Paris Hilton's made a billion dollars in blow jobs. [The Superficial] Zooey Deschanel is officially divorcing her husband. [Starpulse] Mr. & Mrs. Craig's first red carpet appearance. [Lainey Gossip] Henry Cavill: lady pr0n of the day. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift offered role of Eponine in Les Mis. [ICYDK] David Beckham's bulge is six inches by six inches. [INFDaily] Kanye West is going to pick up where Steve Jobs left off. [Huff Po] EXCLUSIVE: Amanda Seyfried as Cosette in...

Love It or Leave It: Miley Joins the Mile-High Club

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos pics Figuratively, of course. I wouldn't want Miley's image tarnished by spreading a nasty rumor that she got into it in an airplane bathroom with some dude that may or may not be Liam Hemsworth, you know. And really, the last thing I want is BFFFFFF Demi Lovato coming to Miley's rescue via Twitter squawking about how it's not cool to pretend that someone's [fill in the blank] when they're really [fill in the blank] instead. No, I'm specifically talking about her mile-high jeans, which are so h...

Demi Moore Interviews with Harper’s, Says She Might Not Be Worthy of Love

photo of demi moore harper's bazaar pictures photos pics So Demi Moore sat down with Harper's Bazaar and did an interview with a friend of hers, Amanda De Cadenet, and the two talked about what it's like to be a lady in showbusiness, trying to balance family and fame and relationships and cake, and it was all well and good until Demi pulled out her latest "I'm putting on a brave face and jutting my chin out whilst gritting my teeth and passive-aggressively wanting your sympathy but don't pity me" card, and then I kind of lost all train of thought and st...

50 Cent is Dropping a New Album, So He’s Making Death Predictions to Market It

photo of 50 cent twitter pictures photos pics Surprise surprise, huh? A rapper wants to publicize his Greatest Works and figures that if he "dies," he'll be worth four times what he is while he's living. Novel concept except for the fact that it's already been done God-knows-how-many times. On his Twitter page, as you can see above, 50 claims that his music career is more or less over, and that if he were to die soon, he'd be OK with that. Me, I'm here to say "It's alright, 50. Just because everybody hates 'In Da Club' and 'P.I.M.P' doe...

Britney Spears “Can’t Stop” Looking at Her Ring

photo of britney spears pictures photos pics engagement ring twitter pics And thank God for that. I mean, when she married Jason Alexander, did she even have a ring? I don't think so. And then, later, when she married Kevin Federline, she was probably too busy looking at the selection of morphine lollipops and Colt 45 in her pantry. I'm sure, in that case, she probably didn't even realize she had a ring until the divorce was finalized. This engagement? She knows, guys. She's aware of it, on board with it, and she's actually even Tweeting about it. This would probably no...

Amber Rose Calls Kim Kardashian A Homewrecker, Claims She Stole Kanye from Her

A photo of Amber Rose My general stance on Amber Rose is "who?" Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it's a new pair of shoes, and she's wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don't know, I just can't. I just can't make myself get interested in this girl. But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven't noticed, that's one of my favorite things to do right now! That's why I too...