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Jessica Simpson Might Be the Cutest Pregnant Lady Ever

Not only is pregnancy a friend of Jess’s, it’s apparently a mind-clarifier, too. Just how lucid and not-at-all flighty does girlfriend sound here? It’s amazing – it’s like night and day!

Plus, she looks just great. She doesn’t look all strung out on Cheetos and extra sleep, and her bump looks very natural BEYONCE. And big. My God, what if it’s twins? I mean, she’s due in the SPRING? I’m due in February and I’m not as big as her yet. I mean, I don’t think. We pregnant women often have skewed perceptions of our own growing figures, so hey. Que sera sera.

Anyway, congratulations to Jess – I really think she’s going to be an awesome mother.

BOOBS.

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  • I am due in April and I feel all boobs anyways. I mean, this is alien stuff, huge!

    I am glad for Jessica Simpson, she’s not the brightest celebrity but she seems very genuine and sweet.

  • Well, say what you want, but it’s gonna take a chain saw to get rid out of what i’m thinking will be post-baby FAT on a scale we have yet to see! Seriously, she’s going to be one of those poor women who have to have that lap band thing or they just can’t get off the trough!