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5This is How Jessica Simpson Decides to Tell Us She’s Pregnant?

photo of jessica simpson halloween 2011 confirms pregnancy dressed as mummy pics
The photo’s caption?:

“It’s true, I am going to be a mummy.”

I mean, I guess they weren’t waiting for some kind of great big glossy magazine cover paying $2m. They were waiting for Halloween. The best part of this joke? Jess probably planned it, like, the day she found out she was pregnant. I could see it going down like this: “Hey y’all, I got them BLUE WORDS on this little stick I peed on! You know what this means, don’t you? I GET TO BE A MUMMY FOR HALLOWEEN! … What, you don’t get it? ‘Mummy,’ ‘mommy’? Aw, shoot, come on!”

No, seriously though, all joking aside – I am so happy for her. She seriously looks like she’s going to be the best mom ever and now that she’s finally admitted it, this pregnancy is only going to get cuter and cuter. I mean, there’s no other choice. We only have a short window of time to enjoy it, as experts are pegging her at about twenty-six weeks, and to me? Well that sounds – and looks – about right.

Finally, an overdue “Congrats!”

November 1, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jessica Simpson

5 Responses to “… This is How Jessica Simpson Decides to Tell Us She’s Pregnant?”

  1. Keena says:

    Once I saw the tweet I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I had this strange sorta feeling she was going to be a mummy! But come on Jessica errrrbody knew and she just made herself look kinda dumb with the whole mummy thing.

  2. tina says:

    dont these people know what birthcontrol is?

  3. dallas says:

    She could’ve been waiting until she was far enough along that the chance of miscarriage decreases if she is high risk. She looks pretty far along, but she’s also pretty short so anything she gains looks like a lot. Plus it’s refreshing to see a celebrity not whoring out their fetus for publicity, the cover of a magazine, and millions of dollars.

  4. LOL says:

    Does anyone else think this picture looks a bit off? Either this is horribly photoshopped or girlfriend has a HUGE ass.

  5. J-Kitt says:

    Damn shes looks fierce!

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