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Wait, Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant?!

A photo of Jessica Simpson

I’m just kidding, everybody, of course I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Everybody knows that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It’s just fun to look at all the pictures, isn’t it, without any confirmation? It’s like one of those super fun “is she or isn’t she” games, except this time if we’re wrong it probably means she has a giant tumor or a deadly burrito addiction. The stakes are high, friends, and it’s thrilling.

So who still thinks it’s a food baby?

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