If these photos of Paris Hilton frolicking on a beach in Cabo are any indication, girlfriend’s carrying a bun in the oven. Or, because her below-the-belt region has been contaminated to the point of radioactivity, maybe it’s the Toxic Avenger. They brought back Transformers and Tron, I think it’s high time for a Toxie revival, don’t you? And who better to usher him into this world than the Queen of All Biological Funk herself, Paris Hilton?
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Let us hope that this photo is nothing more than evidence that Paris Hilton enjoys beef and bean burritos with a side of guacamole. The alternative is too petrifying to contemplate. The words “Paris Hilton” and “Parenthood” should not be used in the same sentence.
I’m pretty sure the US Government will never allow her to breed.
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Come on y’all….thats nothing more than pooter-belly from all the dickie she takes.
i think shes not yet ready to be a parent..
hope shes not pregnant.. if ever..
poor baby.