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Will Paris Hilton Be a Mom in the New Year?

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If these photos of Paris Hilton frolicking on a beach in Cabo are any indication, girlfriend’s carrying a bun in the oven. Or, because her below-the-belt region has been contaminated to the point of radioactivity, maybe it’s the Toxic Avenger. They brought back Transformers and Tron, I think it’s high time for a Toxie revival, don’t you? And who better to usher him into this world than the Queen of All Biological Funk herself, Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton: pregnant or just some half-life bloat?
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  • Let us hope that this photo is nothing more than evidence that Paris Hilton enjoys beef and bean burritos with a side of guacamole. The alternative is too petrifying to contemplate. The words “Paris Hilton” and “Parenthood” should not be used in the same sentence.

  • eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what huh when why explan hehehehehehehehehehheheeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hi

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