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Now Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant Because She Ate A Really Big Meal

A photo of Jessica Simpson

By the way, that photo above is from October 1st. Do you see any telltale signs of Jessica‘s alleged pregnancy? Personally, I could go either way: yeah, I could buy that she’s making a baby in there, but we all know that this girl’s weight fluctuates, and I’m not about to hate on her for that.

Anyway, here’s a fan’s account of a recent Simpson spotting in which Jess eats her feelings (or maybe enough food to sustain another life?):

In the past week, multiple sources and media outlets have reported that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Now an eyewitness tells Life & Style that that’s exactly the way Jessica’s acting!

The fan, who spotted the singer having lunch with fiancé Eric Johnson in LA on Oct. 2, told Life & Style exclusively, “I definitely think she’s pregnant.”

After watching Jessica wolf down chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant’s menu), a pizza and a “pizookie” (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City, the onlooker admits she could draw only one conclusion.

“She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant,” said the onlooker, adding, “She didn’t have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn’t see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancé’s plate — the cocktail was obviously Eric’s.”

So does that sound like a pregnant lady or a girl who might have an unhealthy relationship with food going through some stuff?

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