See the way girlfriend is walking in this video? SHE’S PREGNANT. Wanna know why I’m so convinced? Because I’ve been walking the same way for weeks now, and I know what’s going on inside of me. It’s easy as pie, friends. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. My only gripe? I wish she’d ADMIT it so we could, like, start pretend-planning a shower or something for her. She’s just going to be, like, the most darling mom EVER, doncha think??