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Jessica Simpson is done having kids

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Jessica Simpson and new husband Eric Johnson are parents to two adorable kids – 2-year-old Maxwell and 14-month-old Ace. However, don’t get to thinking that she wants some massive family and is just going to keep pumping the babies out. In fact, she’s pretty sure she’s done having kids now.

From On Air With Ryan Seacrest:

“Oh, we are done. I say we’re done. [But,] I don’t want to accidentally get pregnant one day and then that poor kid feels like it wasn’t meant to be or something. We’ve got the girl and we’ve got the boy.”

From your mouth to God’s ears, girl. Given how close the other two were together, I have a feeling that “accidental pregnancy” is something that’s in the cards again for her at some point in the future. And hey, fair enough – she can afford to raise them (or to pay someone else to do so). Live it up!

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Jessica Simpson wants a Kim Kardashian ass

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Jessica Simpson may have shed pounds and got super ripped lately, but apparently she’s still not happy with her body and is considering surgical enhancements to her backside to get an ass more like Kim Kardashian‘s. GOD NO.

From The National Enquirer (LOL) (via Radar Online):

“Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER.

“But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.”

“She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.”

I mean, this has got to be a joke, right? Nevermind the source – I just can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to look like a walking piece of plastic with a massive ass. Leave it alone, girl. Even Kim didn’t get her “sexy booty” (barf) with just exercise. It’s fat from other parts of her body shot into her ass with a needle. HELLO.

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Jessica Simpson is here to remind you that she’s super hot

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Jessica Simpson worked really hard to get her body in shape, and she’s going to show it off at every possible opportunity. She turned up to sister Ashlee‘s bachelorette party over the weekend in a swimsuit which nearly could not contain her bountiful bosom and basically killed the leg game 100%. Talk about muscle! Homegirl is FIT.

I think Jessica looks fantastic, and you know what they say – smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. Why shouldn’t she show off her fit physique? She worked hard for her body, so it’s good she’s enjoying it and feeling good about herself. (Then again, I wish all women would feel good about themselves regardless of whether they had a body like this or not, but that’s a whole other post.)

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