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BREAKING: Everyone Sucks

Tiger Woods It's like the Polanski petition all over again with all the celebrities backing Tiger Woods during his "time of need". You'd think that most people would be afraid to comment on either story publicly (especially if they sympathize with the person whose character is in question), but no! There's always someone out there hungry enough to provide sound bytes that might make the paper. Us Weekly put together this list of celebrities who have publicly come to Tiger's defense: Donald Trump: "He's had ...

Rachel Uchitel is Already Riding a New Guy

91210P3_UCHITEL_B-GR_01 Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods' many alleged mistresses, has had a pretty low-key day so far. She woke up, ran some errands, walked her dogs Rudy Giuliani and Ozzy Osbourne, and then got a piggy back ride from a handsome male companion in front of a bunch of paparazzi. Similar to my morning. I don't know about you guys, but I think that guy's probably Rachel's gay BFF and she's saving face in light of being publicly humiliated and just trying to enjoy her minimal fame and massive "shut the...

Quotables

alg_jaimee_tiger_split Tiger: send me something very naughty Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it Jaimee: haha ur too much Jaimee: [later that day] are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have. Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up bu...

Let’s Play a Game of ‘Kick a Man While He’s Down’

More Bad News For Tiger Woods We've all had a ball watching Tiger Woods' life fall apart the last two weeks, haven't we? That multiple-mistress having bag of scum has been having his ass handed to him left and right and it's been a freakin' blast to watch happen. It's also nauseating. But more than that, it's really fun to see a person who's been pegged as a "good guy" his whole career get called out over and over and over again for his secretly devious behavior. The gossip blogs have been pretty hard on him, but now even ...

Video Evidence That I Have The Emotional Maturity of a 13-Year-Old

Seriously, for whatever reason, Tiger Woods farting on live television amuses me.  It could be because Woods always appears uptight and sans sense of humor.  Or it could be because I'm completely immature.  I'm thinking option two....

Explain to Me How Meadow Soprano Is Still Dating Turtle

I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She says she plays up to four hours a day, and spends the whole time thinking about things she should be doing. I guess Jerry also has his friends in Brooklyn spying on her on there, so he always knows when she's wasting a day on Tiger Woods. This is especially amusing to me, because back in LA I dated a guy who did the exact same thing. We'd make plans for the night, and I'd come over at the appointed time, and he would not only not be ready to go out, he'd be stoned and on hour six of a Tiger Woods game. That stuff is like crack. /> I'm completely obsessed with this interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler did on Jimmy Kimmel this week. First off, I'm blown away that she's still dating Jerry Ferrara. Don't get me wrong, Jerry seems like a cool guy, but he's a far cry in the looks department from AJ DiScala or Scott Sartiano. But I guess it didn't work out with those guys, so she's trying something different? Whatever makes you happy. Jamie also dishes about her addiction to Tiger Woods Golf on Xbox, which I find hilarious. She s...

Oprah, Patron Saint of Potatoes, No Longer The Most Powerful In The Land

56305624oprah64200922328pm-1 In a move that proves money doesn't necessarily equate to power, Angelina Jolie has bumped Oprah Can Someone Please Pass The Mashed? Winfrey out of the number one slot on Forbes' Celebrity Top 100 Most Powerful list.  Rankings are based not just on income but also on visibility.  In other words, Oprah needs to be in Playboy this year if she expects to waddle her way back to the top.  I'm not sure how serious a Top 100 Anything list can be considered when Jennifer Love Hewitt makes the cut,...

Everybody is Having a Baby

Keri Russell Has Baby Apparently there was a shortage of condoms in Hollywood last October. It turns out Julia Roberts wasn't the only one to pop out a kiddo recently. Tiger Woods and his wife, hottie Elin Nordegren, welcomed a daughter, Sam Alexis, on Monday. Keri Russell, who I guess did a show called Felicity but who will always be, to me, a member of the MMC, gave birth to her first baby with husband Shane Deary, a son named River Russell. Not to be left out, King of Queens star Kevin James welcomed his second...

Levi Johnston and His New Wife or Whatever Threw Down on New Year’s Eve

photo of sunny and levi johnston pictures From Radar Online: Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, 22, and Sunny Oglesby, 20, reportedly came to blows after she downed some drinks and started physically attacking him. “Sunny went completely insane ... She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough. ... She started biting, kicking and slapping him. Then she grabbed a knife and tried to stab him! Thank God Sunny’s mother and brother pulled it away from her as Levi ran off...

Clint Eastwood Has A New Animal Friend!

A photo of Clint Eastwood Sometimes, every once in a while, a story comes down the line that is almost too cute. I know, these days with all the talk of Beyonce's fake pregnancy, Lindsay's crackhead dealings, and Courtney Stodden's existence, it can be hard to believe that a celebrity can have one moment of pure, simple, lovable charm. But believe you me, it's possible. It's possible, and Clint Eastwood and his new pal, Lola, are living proof. "But wait," you might ask. "Who is this Lola? I assume from that title th...

Afternoon Delight

photo of ira glass pictures photos sex tape pic This is LeAnn Rimes on fat day. [The Superficial] Rachel McAdams and her boyfriend are still together. [Lainey Gossip] Why we all love Jennifer Love Hewitt. [Starpulse] Taylor Swift, Billboard's Woman of the Year? [theBERRY] Sad Jake Gyllenhaal and his sad beard. [Socialite Life] Nude photos of Shaun White. [TMZ] Sarah Jessica Parker "knows" what she looks like. [Cele|bitchy] PHOTOS: Celebrities when they were young adults. [Socialite Life] Listen to Nicki Minaj's new track, "Roman in Moscow." [Popbytes] Lady Gaga is huge because of Donald Trump. [Huff Po] Miss USA ...

The New Dancing With the Stars Cast Has Been Leaked. Yay?

photo of dancing with the stars 2011 pictures cast photos I don't know, guys. I was never really into Dancing With the Stars, and I was even more aghast when they asked Kate Gosselin to star on it for a season, so I'm sort of torn as to how I continuously feel about the show. I know it's not going away anytime soon, and I've made my peace with that, but it seems like the execs over there at ABC are trying really, really hard to lure in the under-fifty crowd by including people like Bristol Palin, Kendra Wilkinson, and the majority of the new season's cast. Who, you're wondering? Try these names out for size: Nancy Grace....
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