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What was the...
It's like Tiger 2.0 up in this bitch apparently, and mistresses from all over the country are coming out of a Schwarzenegger dong-haze in order to nail his cheating heart to the wall (which I find funny, since these same women didn't give a rat's fetid ass when they were boning him).
The latest? An actress from Little House on the Prairie by the name of Gigi Goyette. The very same Gigi Goyette who's actually just lawyered up with Gloria Allred, so apparently there's business to be had here...
Before I say a bunch of really petty stuff about Lisa Loeb, allow me to say that she totally killed it on the Reality Bites soundtrack in 1994 and that I think I owned a CD of hers when I was in sixth grade. Fine, I know I owned a CD of hers. Also, I feel really badly that she dated Ethan Hawke back in the day because I feel like she's a really sensitive lady and he's probably a major satchel of dicks. OK? We square? I got the nice shit out of the way?
ALRIGHT!
You guys, when I saw toda...
And here I thought it was just because she was a fame-hungry, fuck-at-any-cost ho. Silly me!
RadarOnline released exclusive emails between Rachel and Tiger while they were "dating" (that were presumably sent to Radar by Rachel herself) that claimed both parties were addicted to pills:
“Would it be possible for you to get us some more Ambien,” Woods wrote to Uchitel in a November, 2009 email.
Uchitel responded, “Ok, but we need to talk about this. I don’t know how to deal with us possibly being addicted to prescription meds."
“What can I say to make you stop taking Ambien excessively? What can I do to prove that I’m worried?” [Says Uchitel]
“I feel like taking pills is my only alternative!” Woods answered to Uchitel’s concern.
Now, to be clear, the couple weren't, you know, cracked-out zombies that took high-powered sedatives to zone out. Supposedly they were taking the pills for another, more lurid, reason: the idea that some who take Ambien have instant sexual gratification-type results almost immediately after taking the pills.
So they'd dope out on sleeping pills and fuck 'til the cows came home ... or until one of them passed out in a drug-induced stupor that resulted in unconscious eating and some more sleep sex.
Uh ... win? />And here I thought it was just because she was a fame-hungry, fuck-at-any-cost ho. Silly me!
RadarOnline released exclusive emails between Rachel and Tiger while they were "dating" (that were presumably sent to Radar by Rachel herself) that claimed both parties were addicted to pills:
“Would it be possible for you to get us some more Ambien,” Woods wrote to Uchitel in a November, 2009 email.
Uchitel responded, “Ok, but we need to talk about this. I don’t know how to deal with us pos...
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Elin Woods still not wearing her wedding jewelry, yet playing tennis and vacatio...