Today's Evil Beet Gossip



Tiger: send me something very naughty

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: [later that day] are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms

Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I’m blasian :)

Tiger Woods tells it like it is in this series of text messages between him and paramour Jaimee Grubbs released by the NY Post.

So, like, I have an honest question: If a guy is half black and half Asian, does he have a small penis or a large one? I mean, does the Asian penis-size gene win out over the black penis-size gene? Are there dominant and recessive genes for penis size? Have we, as a society, established a stereotype for the Blasian nine-iron? We should get on that. (Well, only if it’s big.)

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