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TIVO ALERT!

Guys guys guys guys guys!!!! You know what premieres tonight???? Survivor: Racism!!! It is all the rage!!! It’s on CBS guys!!! Check your local listings guys!!! What on Earth will...

The Words Outta My Mouth

Ah ha ha ha! So it turns out Bob Guiney, from The Bachelor, somehow managed to parlay his reality TV gig into an ill-advised recording contract. I know this because a sample of the...

Hey MTV, You Missed One

Someone at MTV’s in trouble. I just listened to Fergie sing “I don’t give a fuck so here we go” on the MTV VMA’s Red Carpet Pre-Show. They caught the first...

Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn...

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on...

God is Everywhere (Even Forever 21)

The NY Sun ran an interesting article today regarding Jesus and everyone’s favorite retailer of wear-once-in-Vegas slutwear, Forever 21. It seems the owners are devout Catholics who...