Because it, like, doesn’t suck at all.

And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality. Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition...

File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time...

Via Bravo’s website. Complete with music and special effects. Consider the rest of your day shot. This is awesome. Update: Check out the mash-ups we made! Evil Beet Mash by Evil...

Ah ha ha ha ha! I am so funny. Great title, Beet. (I did not get much sleep last night.) Oh sorry you guys don’t even know why it’s so funny yet. Or unfunny. Okay then. So Lou...

[Via TechCrunch] WSJ reports that “people familiar with the matter” are saying that Facebook has been in acquisition discussions with Yahoo, Microsoft and Viacom over the last...

On the heels of one Sutton Pierce Federline, here’s an encyclopedia of stupid things to name your kid. [via Junkiness]

On August 3, my ever-vigilant mother sent me a link to a website she thought I’d find amusing, DontDateHimGirl.com. I did find it amusing, so much so that I blogged about it...

This has nothing to do with celebrities, celebutantes or gossip, so if you can’t handle some off-topic ranting, please avert your eyes. Anyone who knows me knows I’m pretty far...

Aaron Carter is engaged to Kari Ann Peniche, a former Miss United States Teen who had her title revoked for posing for Playboy. So, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, you both lost. Will Brad...

Taken from her hospital bed, just after her daughter’s birth, and before her son’s tragic death. Get to them before her lawyers do.

I’m out and about and on airplanes today, so posting will be slow for the rest of the afternoon/evening, but I promise to come back and catch you up tonight, my loves. You know what...