This is a riot. Longer (and completely different) version after the jump. Thanks to Defamer

These guys toured with Coldplay and sound a smidge like them but I like the song. They sound a little like Keane too as a matter of fact.. and they’ve been featured on Grey’s...

Britney’s legal team puts an end to the leaks coming out of Promises … in the U.K. papers, at least. This is really, really great news for Us Weekly. [TMZ] Listen to Hilary...

It’s almost like Jenna Jameson is the very definition of class. [DListed] I want a “Tears for Spears” t-shirt. [CityRag] Angelina, Madd, Pax, Zahara and Ylgixx leave...

Do you know what’s sad? I can tell you with a great degree of confidence that this latest picture of Lindsay Lohan’s lady-flower is not Photoshopped. How, you ask, can I be so...

I don’t know if people care about Bill Murray anymore. If you do care I just saw him in Tony D’Napoli in New York. Here are four interesting observations. 1) He looks really old...

My computer just bit the big one so the T is out of order till tomorrow. In meantime, enjoy Knut the polar bear. Who names a polar bear cub Knut? Oh ya, the Germans. For more about this...

I’m headed out of town for the next few days, so posting from me will be at a minimum. I plan to still do links, though, and Lars and T will be around to keep you laughing. And, never...

Another picture of Paris and some guy’s penis. Shocking huh? Media Take Out has pics of Paris holding the alleged penis of Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. It is Paris for sure, the wonky...

Ryan Phillippe throws a hamburger at photogs, because everything’s totally fine. [Celebslam, photos] Kirsten Dunst takes a break from chain-smoking to suck face with the lead singer...

We want to offer a hearty thank-you to everyone who participated in our Blades of Glory contest on Wednesday. Normally, the majority of our correspondence from Evil Beet readers is hate...