On Friday night, all my girlfriends bailed on me, and I wound up hanging out with four super-hot guys. Great, right? No, not at all, because all they wanted to do was see Grindhouse, the...

Kirsten Dunst’s new boyfriend dumps her and goes back to the girl he dumped for her in the first place. The way you get a man, Kirsten, is the way you’re going to lose him...

Paula Abdul’s stylist must hate her. First we have the faux tuxedo/dickie thing. Then we have the big ole belt buckle. Add a shrug and you have a completely bizzare outfit. I just...

I am a big fan of gay marriage. I honestly think that if two people want to commit to each other they should be able to have a wedding. Dinsey is now allowing anyone and everyone to get...

Is it weird that this turns me on? Seriously, get your Easter Candy on this weekend. Totally the best candy season ever. For information on what kind of damage this will do to your diet...

Howie Day’s publicist turns a tragically under-publicized stint in rehab into a smooth ride on the Britney Spears Vagina Train. Next stop: your pop culture radar. [Celebslam] Joe...

I finally have Internet in my new apartment! Hooray!!! On a related note: FUCK TIME WARNER. Okay? FUCK YOU, TIME WARNER. It feels good to get that out. So things should be settling down to...

Tanya Cooley from the “Real World”/every stupid other mutation of that mess has ventured into the world of soft core porn. Wow Tanya, that is classy. Her movie is called...

A judge in New Jersey ruled today that those gigantic machines used to smooth out ice rinks are not motor vehicles and therefore one can operate them while intoxicated without being in...

A sixteen-year marriage and five children are no match for Rose McGowan. [A Socialite’s Life] Jesus loves Scott Stapp so much He’s not letting anyone distribute the sex tape he...

Late-night links will be back eventually, I promise. But it’s gonna be weird like this until I have a functioning Internet connection at home. Don’t get me started. Kim Stewart...