I maintain this website for a variety of reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how bummed out I am at any point in time, something related to this site always manages to cheer me up...

Tom Cruise is keeping a close eye on his bride. [Cele|bitchy] Everyone hates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just happy you know their names...

While she made the very best efforts to keep the details of the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off quiet, Shonda Rhimes should know by now that no one on her set can keep their mouth shut about...

I do a better Kermit impression than this, but it’s still pretty freaky stuff. Enjoy Kermit singing Johnny Cash’s “Hurt”

Rose McGowan doesn’t want anyone else showing up at prom in the same color dress as hers. [SOW] Eva Longoria’s man candy Tony Parker ventures from the NBA into the rap world...

Today I got a lovely letter from a staffer over at E! Networks with regards to the Simple Life promo shots I posted earlier in the week. I don’t mind these types of letters. I get...

Ok, this is just getting crazy. America. You have not chosen wisely. Luv, EvilT

I used to love Abercrombie when I was in high school and I’m sure you did too. To be perfectly honest the day I couldn’t fit into my Abercrombie denim shorts was a sad day for...

[via CollegeHumor] Update: A Beet reader submitted a fabulous back story for this picture. Check it out.

I go to usps.gov change my mailing address today, and this is what I’m greeted with. I thought for a minute I was on the wrong site. I guess no one sends real letters anymore, so the...

On the heels of the announcement that Randy Spelling was Paris Hilton’s first fuck, Sean Stewart makes an appearance on Howard Stern to announce that he used to want to fuck his...

No one has listened to Taylor Hicks’ album, not even Nigel Lythgoe. [SOW] Michael Jackson wants to be a bigger part of your Vegas experience. [Agent Bedhead] Cool pics from the...