Seventeen minutes late and counting. Jail jail jail jail jail!!! JAIL!!!! Update: She has arrived. Let the games begin.

I think the headline says it all folks. And don’t give me no jibba-jabba about Australia either.

Because I’m just fuckin’ on top of it today. I’m sure David Beckham was super excited that his birthday party was basically a Spice Girls reunion. [Cele|bitchy] Look...

In the oh-so-capable hands of Sarah Silverman, even beastiality is funny. [popbytes] Celeb bikini watch brings us Vanessa Anne Hudgens today. We’ve got a whole summer of this ahead of...

If you’re like me (and I hope, for your sake, you’re not), and your life is basically a whole lot of nothingness puntuated by the regular perusal of what’s new on...

Brit kicked things off with a 16-minute show at the San Diego House of Blues last night. Check out video of her performing “Toxic.”

Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she’s taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh] Debra Messing...

We love hot bitches here at the Beet. Here is the newest canine celebrity Tiny Dancer. He is 11 months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall which makes him quite little. When he is 1 year-old...

Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world’s greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the...

I am a little obsessed with Kate Bosworth. I got very upset last year when she got shockingly thin because she is a lovely girl. Of the young actress set she is very talented and it seems...

Joey “Fat One” Fatone and Alfonso “Carlton” Ribeiro hit up Parc last night. Photo credit: BuzzFoto

For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That’s impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I’m kind of...