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Now Gay Men Can Have a Wedding Fit For a Queen

I am a big fan of gay marriage. I honestly think that if two people want to commit to each other they should be able to have a wedding.
Dinsey is now allowing anyone and everyone to get married with Mickey Mouse. Gay couples are now able to purchase their Fairy Tale Wedding Package. Donn Walker, Disney Parks and Resorts Spokesman said that they are updating their packages to include all couples.

“We are updating our Fairy Tale Wedding guidelines to include commitment ceremonies. This is consistent with our policy of creating a welcoming, respectful and inclusive environment for all of our guests.”

I’m so happy that even gay people can have a tacky overpriced wedding.