And by “a couple,” I clearly mean “a couple hundred.” Damn, Jennifer Lopez, you’re really comfortable going out in public in head to toe snakeskin? I...
This is what Jennifer Lopez, Idol‘s hottest judge ever, wore on last night’s red carpet event for the show’s season finale.
And you know, if I take my glasses off this... Just look at this fine piece of clothing Jennifer Lopez is wearing. I tell you what, I just want to rip it off of her and make some very small curtains. I absolutely love this. Usually... Oh J. Lo. You crazy, homage-to-the-Bronx-paying girl with those crazy hot-ass sirens. I’m gonna be honest; I’m a fan. I think you’re fun and talented, and I actually... In a perfect world, no one would wear midriff tops* and stupid short-sleeved shrugs over long-sleeved shirts. Can we all agree on that? Is there anyone out there besides Jennifer Lopez... No, really, though, I’ve got nothing but mad love for Jennifer Lopez, and to those who thinks she’s kind of a joke, haven’t you ever seen The Wedding Planner? It’s... Have you ever peeled the eye of a dog back while it slept? You know – gently. If you ever have, you saw that the dog had a film of white covering it’s actual eyeball. A... And I can say with much honesty and conviction, that I can fully uphold my promise to maintain my end of that bargain.
However, American Idol contestants? Watch the fuck out, ’cause... Everyone’s freaking out over the announcement that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler will be taking over the spots formerly held by Ellen and Simon Cowell on the American Idol judges... Here's a hint: the correct answer is "fuck no." If you have any doubts about that, come check out the job requirements in September's issue of Life and Style. I guess we’re supposed to be surprised by this ‘startling revelation.’ I mean, the show’s been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact... You know who I forget exists all the time? Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s twins, Emme and Max. That’s why I’m posting these photos. I think this might be the first time...
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