Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nicki Minaj Tells Fans to ‘Eat Sh-t and Die’, Calls Their Mothers ‘Wh-res’

photo of nicki minaj yelling pictures photos Ooh! Classy! Don't know if you guys follow Nicki on Twitter, but it's, like, my job to, so when I got a nudge from one of our followers that Nicki went nuclear on a bunch of people calling BS on her "medical issues," I immediately thought, "Well, there goes American Idol." From Nicki's Twitter, a condensed rant about fans and whores and consuming feces and then passing away (presumably from consuming said feces, but it could have been from the part where she told people to go kill thems...

LOL: Sofia Vergara as Lucille Ball

photo of sofia vergara as lucille ball pictures Hey, look! It's Sofia Vergara, channeling (um ... pretty well, I must say) the image of Lucille Ball! And why? Well. I don't know. This is a photo that Sofia posted on her WhoSay account, and didn't really offer any other explanation other than the catchphrase, "Lucy! I'm home!" And it's interesting, because if she's doing something Lucy-related for Modern Family, then I might have to tune in and watch my very first episode of Modern Family. In related Sofia news, did you guys hear that she ...

Kristen Stewart is on Her Way to Nervous Breakdown Town

photo of kristen stewart first photos pictures Oh man, guys. The melodrama of it all (who am I kidding; I'm just as busted-up over this apparent breakup as anyone else who loves these two as a couple and the Twilight franchise). The ubiquitous angst just coming off Kristen Stewart in WAVES in these pictures, as she attempts to start living her life as a normal person who doesn't happen to be going through tremendous remorse and heartbreak. No, but seriously, sources close to Kristen are saying that she's inevitably headed toward a ment...

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photo of chad kroeger pictures FEATURED: 'Catching Fire' has found its Finnick. [Huff Po] More on Prince Harry being all naked and stuff. [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling was photographed hugging a woman who was not Eva Mendes. [Lainey Gossip] Nicki Minaj better watch her back. Again. [Starpulse] Hugh Hefner stands up for gay marriage. [OMGBlog] More Prince Harry mackin' on ladies post-nudes. [TMZ] Mariah Carey in the boxing ring. [Socialite Life] Is Zac Efron hooking up with a 'DWTS' professional? [Serio...

Kim Kardashian Had a Threesome, Because Of Course She Did

photo of kim kardashian sex tape stills pictures threesome pic From Radar Online: Veteran p0rn actor Julian St. Jox says he had a three-way sex romp with a then 20-year-old Kim Kardashian at a Los Angeles swingers’ party in September of 2001, in this exclusive story from the new issue of Star magazine. The ménage à trois took place at the Wyndham hotel in Culver City, St. Jox exclusively tells Star. “It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male,” the p0rn actor tells Star. (Kim, now 31, was married to music producer Damo...

Ooh! It’s a New Miley Cyrus Song, Y’All!

Well, it's not a real Miley Cyrus song, it's more of a hot mess called 'Decisions', and it features someone called Borgore, who ... well, he isn't really all that talented, if we can be frank. It's f-cking awful. Borgore is an Israeli producer, and he's heavy into dub-step, in case you couldn't tell by the track. And? If we can take all of the crappy music away from this guy and just call him by his first name, Asaf, we can give him credit for one thing---for being pretty damn hot. This is Asaf Borgor, better known as 'Borgore': photo of asaf borgor miley cyrus music pictures Well, it's not a real Miley Cyrus song, it's more of a hot mess called 'Decisions', and it features someone called Borgore, who ... well, he isn't really all that talented, if we can be frank. It's f-cking awful. Borgore is an Israeli producer, and he's heavy into dub-step, in case you couldn't tell by the track. And? If we can take all of the crappy music away from this guy and just call him by his first name, Asaf, we can give him credit for one thing---for being pretty damn hot. This ...

WATCH THIS: A Movie Called ‘Frozen Ground’, Which Stars John Cusack, Nicolas Cage and … Vanessa Hudgens?

So I *vaguely* remember talking briefly about this movie way back in September of 2011, and by golly, it actually happened! The film's called 'Frozen Ground', and it's based on the life of serial killer Robert Hansen (played by a man I love, John Cusack). Nicolas Cage is, obviously, if you've already watched the trailer, the cop who pursues Cusack's character, and Vanessa Hudgens is the sweet, innocent ... teenage stripper (?) who is abducted by the serial killer, and who eventually escapes---the first escapee from Hansen, and the escapee who put Hansen behind bars. And while I know it's a real story and all, it's still a little too 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Kiss the Girls' for me, but it's got John Cusack. And Nicolas Cage. And I could even get past the whole Vanessa Hudgens thing, but only if there's nudity. Because Vanessa Hudgens nudity is still pretty hot, even though it's definitely pretty old. Could we just maybe get some John Cusack nudes up in here this afternoon, maybe? Because that would make today a success. /> So I *vaguely* remember talking briefly about this movie way back in September of 2011, and by golly, it actually happened! The film's called 'Frozen Ground', and it's based on the life of serial killer Robert Hansen (played by a man I love, John Cusack). Nicolas Cage is, obviously, if you've already watched the trailer, the cop who pursues Cusack's character, and Vanessa Hudgens is the sweet, innocent ... teenage stripper (?) who is abducted by the serial killer, and who eventually escape...

Snooki is About to “Burst” According to Instagram

photo of nicole snooki polizzi pregnancy pictures baby photo pic ... And no doubt, because she's, what, about six-thousand months pregnant? You've got people like Kristen Cavallari who gestated a fetus and birthed that child in what seemed like record time, or Gisele Bundchen, who births three babies in the time it takes your average woman to birth one, and yet Snooki still hasn't had this baby yet? What the hell is she (and it) doing? Waiting for this season's wine to age in her ma's basement? Damn. Snooki posted this photo of her ever-growing, pulsating belly o...

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photo of prince harry pictures photos This is January Jones' new boyfriend. Run, January Jones' new boyfriend, run. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift wants a Kennedy wedding. [Lainey Gossip] People are inciting riots over Rihanna. [Bossip] The royal family is not happy about those Prince Harry nudes. [Starpulse] LL Cool J takes down an intruder in his own home. [TMZ] Willow Smith to be in an 'Annie' remake? [The Blemish] Matthew McConaughey should probably put some of that weight back on now. [I'm Not Obsessed] Kourt...

Love It or Leave It: Elisabeth Moss Pulls a Miley

photo of elisabeth moss mad men short blonde hair new do pictures I know some people don't think much of Elisabeth Moss in the way of looks, but I've always thought she was really, really pretty, albeit in an unconventional kind of way. And now? With the new Miley-hair? I think she looks even more interesting. I don't particularly like the cut or the color near the ends of her hair as opposed to the pretty, baby bunny blonde she's got going on up closer to her roots, but the new style definitely makes her face pop more. This is what Elisabeth looked like pre-ne...

LEAKED PHOTOS: Prince Harry Partied Naked in Vegas and You Missed It

photo of prince harry pictures twitter nudes naked pictures So as it turns out, Prince Harry was playing a little strip pool, and the ladies he was playing with decided to take it to Twitter. AND POSTED NAKED PHOTOS OF PRINCE HARRY TO TWITTER. Do you understand the gravity of the situation? Nudes! Prince Ginger Harry nudes! In one of the two shots (above), Harry is seen cupping his genitals to preserve some ... I don't know, modesty, or maybe it was because he just didn't want to show off. I mean, we've all seen his penis anyway, so we know it's nothing ...

Sources: Kanye West Wants In On American Idol

photo of kanye west on american idol pictures In news that makes me want to open a vein, Kanye West is allegedly angling for a judges position on this upcoming season of American Idol. Dear God in Live Television Hell. From TMZ: Kanye West is negotiating with producers to become an "American Idol" judge ... TMZ has learned. Sources close to the production tell TMZ, "Idol" honchos reached out to Kanye recently about filling one of the open judging spots ... and Kanye expressed interest. But that doesn't mean he's on board -- we're to...