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Quotables: You’ll Never See Epic Blake Lively Nudes Ever Again

photo of blake lively nudes pictures photos "When I see nudity in movies, I am always distracted by it. I know that if I am watching a scene and someone has their boobs out, then that’s all I’m looking at; I can’t help it. I just don’t think that will ever be right for me." Blake Lively, talking about the one thing you never thought you'd hear her talk about---nudes. Or rather, nudity. Because Blake is the be-all, end-all of hot celebrity leaked photos, you're hearing it here that Blake will never (intentionally) go naked for the cameras (or, ...

Here’s Lea Michele in the Worst Lea Michele Interview Ever

photo of lea michele for nylon magazine pictures Lea recently did an interview with Nylon magazine, and guys. Oh God. It was the worst ever. Most of you know how I feel about Lea---and if you don't, I'll clarify: it waffles between physical admiration to cheeky abhorrence to indifference, and occasionally drifts into "kill me now" territory. This interview, however, does not only drift into "kill me now" territory, it hits a bunch of obnoxious rocks, washes up on shore, and pitches a tent while looking for its own personal 'Wilson' to keep itself company. ...

Celebrities Do Malarious for a Cause

According to College Humor, the site on which Malarious was filmed, malaria is the cause:
More than 30 celebrities. 24 videos. One cause. Millions of stupid, awful, disgusting mosquitoes. Pay a dollar, five dollars, or whatever you want, and watch these comedy stars do awesome things to help squash this awful disease.
The trailer (above) is free, and you can watch the other videos for just a dollar a piece, at the very least. Also, Scott Wolf? "Malaria, go f-ck yourself"? Brilliance. And where have you been*, anyway? Looks pretty damn funny if you ask me, and what's better than humor with a cause? *Where's Scott Wolf been? Well I'll tell you where Scott Wolf's been---NCIS (three times) and V, a show that I never watched before. Oh Bailey, Bailey ... wherefore art thou? /> CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos According to College Humor, the site on which Malarious was filmed, malaria is the cause: More than 30 celebrities. 24 videos. One cause. Millions of stupid, awful, disgusting mosquitoes. Pay a dollar, five dollars, or whatever you want, and watch these comedy stars do awesome things to help squash this awful disease. The trailer (above) is free, and you can watch the other videos for just a dollar a piece, at the very least. Also, Scott ...

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photo of ryan lochte is a douche pictures Amanda Bynes just wants to be Lady Gaga, you guys. [The Superficial] Where Google's money actually goes. [Bitten and Bound] Wynona Judd's husband had a leg amputated after a serious accident. [Starpulse] 'Downtown Abbey' teaser trailer. [OMGBlog] Britney's Tweeting self-pictures. Self BIKINI pictures. [The Superficial] Ryan Lochte thinks he's worth $750m of your money, television viewers. [Hollywood PQ] 'The Avengers' gag reel is totally awesome. [Socialite Life] Jennifer ...

This is the House That Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Old Man Bought

photo of mary-kate olsen and olivier sarkozy pictures Yesterday, Emily mentioned to you guys that Mary-Kate Olsen and her could-almost-be-her-father boyfriend (who is the brother of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy) Olivier Sarkozy are in the process of moving into a new home they purchased together, so apparently, things are getting serious. And we have pictures of the house, which is absolutely beautiful. I'm talking beautiful---it's right up my alley, personally, and I cringe to know that I *might* have something else in common with Mary-...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of david hasselhoff pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s JCVD photo: CranAppleSnapple "If they won’t let him be Bear Grylls, next he’s goin...

Let’s Check in on Miley’s New Hair, Shall We?

photo of miley cyrus pictures hair philadelphia pictures Yup, it's still the same. And I'm really, really liking it. And I'm so glad she stopped borrowing Christina Aguilera's 'Herpe Red' lipstick, because it was honestly doing nothing for her (except making it look like she has a raging case of VD). This is Miley, driving around with a friend in Philadelphia, where she's more or less been anchored since her fiancé, Liam Hemsworth, started filming his latest movie, Paranoia, and if you think it's a funny thing that Miley's not left Liam's side whilst fil...

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photo of eva mendes young pictures high school pic Taylor Swift thinks wearing a vintage bikini will impress the Kennedys. [The Superficial] 6 Popular Types of Psychotherapy (and if you need any of them). [The Frisky] Mariah Carey is already diva-ing out on American Idol. [TMZ] Heidi Klum's unbelievably bikini body. [Starpulse] James Franco is bragging about his career. [Socialite Life] ... And this is the newest judge on the aforementioned American Idol. [Yeeeah] Blake Lively won't do nudes because duh, you've already seen it....

Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack

photo of rosie o'donnell pictures photos And she nearly died. From Rosie's personal blog: its a semi-sunny monday the light bouncing off the flat hudson mish is sitting next to me i am happy to be alive last week i had a heart attack here is what happened on tuesday morning while walking in a parking lot in nyack i heard a loud commanding voice “can u help me” more of a demand than request a challenge – a plea i turned and saw an enormous woman struggling to get out of her car she was stuck “can u he...

Lady Gaga’s Got New Hair!

photo of lady gaga dyeing her hair pictures And it's not purple, green, blue, pink, or a funky weave consisting of raw red meat! No, Lady Gaga's chosen to dye her hair what some might consider a "normal" hair color---dishwater brown, though she likes to call it "Louis Vuitton Brown," because brown as it is is just way too pedestrian for the likes of Lady Gags. And tonight you're lucky, guys---we have the gradual evolution of what happened with Lady Gaga's dome. The above picture is what her hair looked like mid-dye (and correct me if I'm w...

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[Image removed upon request] Lea Michele tramps it up for kids' awards. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston's engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip] Musician pelted with bottles of pee. [Starpulse] Definitely doesn't look 15. [theBERRY] Tom Cruise is really sad. [Socialite Life] Kate Moss is topless again. [INFDaily] Wynona Judd's husband in serious car accident. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] Dexter's new trailer. [College Poison] The most ridiculous photo of Jean-Claude Van Damme you'll ever see. [Hollywood PQ] Vintage Gossip: Lindsay Lohan named First Lady of TRL. [IDLYITW] Calvin Klein's ex-boyfriend writing an expose. [OMGBlog] 10 Financial Lessons from Warren Buffet. [Bitten and Bound] Remembering Tony, the Maker of Moments. [Huff Po] Tim Tebow is shirtless again. [Yeeeah] People are calling Robert Pattinson the douche now. [Cele|bitchy] Butt-baring men's fashions from the 50's. [The Frisky] Hot, hot Harry. [Lainey Gossip] />[Image removed upon request] Lea Michele tramps it up for kids' awards. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston's engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip] Musician pelted with bottles of pee. [Starpulse] Definitely doesn't look 15. [theBERRY] Tom Cruise is really sad. [Socialite Life] Kate Moss is topless again. [INFDaily] Wynona Judd's husband in serious car accident. [Celebrity VIP Lounge] Dexter's new trailer. [College Poison] The most ridiculous photo of Jean-Claude Van Damme you'll ever see. [Hollywood PQ] Vintage Gossip: Li...

Whoa! Megan Fox! Where’d Your Baby Bump Go?

photo of megan fox pictures pregnancy bump photo PSYCH! Here's Megan's baby bump, fashionably camouflaged underneath a dress that only Megan Fox's most hardcore fans could appreciate: Seriously, though, staying true to form, Megan Fox is probably the most perfect pregnant woman on the face of the earth, jokeless. But honestly, what else would you expect? What I want to know, though, is when will this baby be born? I feel like Megan's been pregnant for ages, but it's really only since June that we've had some iron-clad evidence that Megan's carrying (a fetus, guys, ...