Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown Can’t Talk To Rihanna For Five Years, Will Spend The Next Six Months Cleaning Up Trash

90406w5_brown_b_gr_02 Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for beating up his ex-girlfriend Rihanna earlier this year, and boy was it a doozy. Well, as far as watered-down celebrity justice goes. Not only will Brown have to complete 1,400 hours of comunity service, including washing cars and cleaning up graffiti, but he will also have to stay away from Rihanna (despite her request to have the restraining order lifted) for the next five years. No phone calls, no email, and he must stay away from her at all ti...

Lady GaGa And I Are Clearly Very Different People

GaGa in LaLa Land Lady GaGa flew in to Los Angeles International Airport yesterday wearing some crazy John Lennon/Madonna/Audrey Hepburn/Elvira Mistress of the Dark tribute and a set of adorable little leg scabs yesterday. While the cuts may be a result of her wild stage show, they could also be attributed to her raunchy and far more wild sex life. Or maybe the bitch just fell down. I don't know. Point is: Who the hell gets on an airplane dressed like this? Sweating in pleather next to a business man and someone...

Kristen Stewart Thinks This Whole ‘Acting’ Thing Is Really Really Hard

90810w9_stewart_b-gr_06 While I believe it's pretty universally known that Kristen Stewart can't act her way out of a wet paper bag with a giant hole in it that's illuminated by several exit signs, the actress recently spoke about how very difficult this whole acting thing has been for her, particularly while shooting the love triangle in New Moon. It turns out that Kristen can't exactly seperate her own drama from that of her character, and found herself recovering from her character's break ups as if they were her own, go...

Caption This!

90825x1_ferrera_b-gr_02 While shooting scenes for the upcoming season of ABC's (OMG! ABC! We know them!) Ugly Betty, America Ferrera slipped in to a hot dog suit in New York's Chelsea neighborhood earlier today. What's odd is that she left what appears to be her I Dream Of Jeanie costume on underneath....

LeAnn Rimes Questioned About Hit and Run?

eb_fp_1298163_rimes_leann_fp_13_053108 So for some reason LeAnn Rimes can stay married to a gay man for eight years, but she can't stay for eight minutes to exchange insurance information after a car accident. Maybe. Rimes was questioned yesterday by LAPD regarding her possible involvement in a hit in run accident, which is a misdemeanor if she is charged. Although officers have admitted to questioning Rimes, they won't speak to what they found our or any details of the accident, including level of damage and whether or not anyone was injured. Can we really see LeAnn Rimes pulling away from a ca...

Jasmine Fiore Identified By Breast Implants

breast_implant Normally dead bodies are identified by a wallet, fingerprints or teeth, but when the body of Jasmine Fiore was found, the police had to get a little bit creative. Turns out that the model had all identifying traits removed from her body, except for one very important thing: her breast implants. The serial number on each breast was what helped medical examiners confirm her identity. So, I guess that settles whether or not fake breasts are totally useless. The man suspected of murdering her, her hu...

Miley Had a Summer Love

90607a1_cyrus_m_b-gr_04 Although Miley Cyrus has said several times that she's living the single life, there's officially some proof that she got a little more than friendly with her co-star Liam Hemsworth this summer. The two just finished filming The Last Song in Tybee, Georgia and it was time for the Aussie actor to head back home, so Miles took him to the airport. That's where, in front of cameras, other travelers and God knows who else, she gave him a send off to remember. "She jumped into his arms and threw her...

Some People We Forgot About Spend Family Time Together

Keith, Kidman and Kid Nicole Kidman and Sunday Rose spent some time with daddy AKA Keith Urban when he took time off between tour dates to pay them a visit on Tuesday. The rarely photographed trio hung out around Nashville, TN where Kidman and Sunday (who seems like she's almost as tall as her mother. Is that a long baby or what?!) have been waiting patiently for him. [gallery]...

Kelis Rides The Nas Train to MoneyTown, USA.

80210a1_kelis_b_gr_04 You gotta love Kelis, but upon hearing how much money she wants to squeeze out her ex-husband Nas for both child and spousal support, it's hard to stand by her. Kelis' lawyers have gone over Nas' finances and have requested that the following demands be met: Nas pulls in $244,826 a month Kelis rakes in a relatively paltry $13,744 a month Kelis should get child support totaling $17,225 a month Kelis should get spousal support totaling $72,728 Nas should pay retro child support totaling $29,522 Nas should pay retro sp...

One Tree Hill Star: Identification Thief

0000045314_20080104122411 Nothing disgusts me more than wasted opportunity, and lately we've been seeing a lot of that. Reality stars killing their wives, children of rich actors pushing meth and now, an actual working actor has admitted to being a part of an identity theft ring. Antwon Tanner, who you may know from One Tree Hill, Coach Carter or Boston Public admitted yesterday in a Brooklyn court that he sold social security numbers and three fake cards to Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers that were par...

Scarlett’s New D&G Fragrance Ad

[caption id="attachment_43371" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="courtesy of People.com"]courtesy of People.com[caption id="attachment_43371" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="courtesy of People.com"][/caption] Scarlett Johansson made a splash earlier this year as the spokesperson for Dolce & Gabbana's line of cosmetics, The Makeup, and now she is doing the same for their new fragrance, Rose The One.  Although the sultry actress seems to be rocking hair inspired by Bette Midler in Beaches, she looks good and enjoys working with D&G because they “capture all of a woman’s graces, our qui...