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Kim Kardashian Planned Her Own Proposal

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I know, right? Ugh. But before we get into things, can we take a real quick moment to discuss why women with bigger hips probably should reconsider wearing high waisted pants? Because it looks absurd. It’s not cute, it’s not fashionable, it’s just silly. Has Kim always made these awful choices in clothing, or am I just starting to notice it now because I’m just now starting to actively dislike her?

Ok, now that we have that quick fashion chat out of the way, let me fill you guys in on how Kim Kardashian is such a control freak that she told Kris Humphries exactly how he needed to propose to her:

Kris Humphries has told his inner circle of trusted friends and family that his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, planned his weddingproposal to her, which was filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, is exclusively reporting.

In the latest example of staging, cameras captured Humphries proposing to Kardashian in the bedroom of her mansion. Kris had wanted to propose to Kim in Minnesota, but he had absolutely no control over how it all went down.

“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever”, a source close to the situation tells exclusively.

“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening,” the source says. “She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.

“Kim told him the paparazzi would ruin the special moment if it were to take place in a public setting, like the beach, which he had also considered. How romantic could it be with three camera crews?”

Now, usually if there was some regular old story where “a source close to the situation” was making all these claims, I’d be a little hesitant to sign on so quickly. But how completely believable is this? It’s so believable that I bet many of you probably just assumed that this is how it happened anyway, right? Poor Kris Humphries. Sure, he seems like kind of a douche, but at least he seems like a genuine douche, which, to me, is better than a fake sweetheart any day.

Speaking of being a fake sweetheart, have you guys been watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York? Because I have, and knowing that many of you guys have not, I’ll catch you up. See, last week’s episode showed Kim going to Dubai with her mom, Kris Jenner. This happened in mid-October, presumably a couple of weeks before the divorce. There’s a scene where Kim and Kris are riding in a car, and Kris is like “are you excited to get home to Kris?” and Kim is like “ummmm….” Kim asks if it’s normal to feel relieved about being away from your new husband, and Kris tells her it’s not. Kimmy is troubled.

But she’s not! Because that wasn’t even real!

As previously reported, Kim and Kris Jenner had an emotional heart-to-heart chat about the breakdown of Kim’s marriage in a recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York which was set when the women were in Dubai.

Only it wasn’t! The women were in Dubai in October, and the “heart to heart” scene was actually shot in December and edited into the episode!

In photos taken of the pair on December 6, as they exited a TV studio, Kim is dressed in the exact outfit, with the same hair style and earrings, as she is seen wearing in the scene supposedly shot in mid-October in Dubai. And mom Kris was followed out of the studio by an assistant carrying the purple kaftan-style dress she is seen wearing in the back of the limo.

Before last week’s episode aired, Humphries sent out a cryptic tweet: “I can’t wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won’t. #FCC.”

Man.  I know the word is that they’re editing the show to make Kris Humphries look like the bad guy, but I don’t think it’s working, do you?

5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • If they are editing the show to make Kris look like a bad guy, they’re not doing a very good job. I mean, sure, he’s not perfect, and he’s pretty immature, but Kim’s a spoiled bitch, and no matter how much editing they do, they can’t erase that.

  • I haven’t been on this website for awhile, so am I reading that right when you said you’re only just now starting to actively dislike Kim K? I’m kind of shocked by that, although I’m not really sure why.

  • I don’t get it. I mean, if you want to get engaged, why not propose HIM? If she’s so desperate and knew exactly what kind of proposal she wanted, why didn’t she do it? There is no vocal chord impediment that prevents women from saying, “hey I wanna marry you”. If you want to get married, don’t drop bloody hints, just fucking tell your fella you want to get married. We don’t live in the 15th century any more.

  • Kim and her family need to be ignored. This brood of no talents isn’t even interesting. I can’t believe people would even bother to watch greedy, fake people with no morals, let alone care what happens to them.

    If something truly awful happened to them (preferably all of them at once), then I’d be glued to my TV.

  • In her private dreams.. at her ultimate drama directing peak in the show, Kim knows.. Elton John’s partner will become enraged furious, loudly cursing her out in a raging jealousy for winning any award.. and only then she will feel she made it and, not satisfied David Furnish will try and destroy her in Facebook: “That she planned the whole drama script and excellent storyline of her false reality show made us tremble with every emotion and human can relate???? (FxxK) off!!! … Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism. but Damn! It’s so unfair she is all that and more… her work is very important to the entire entertainment industry!”