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Kim Kardashian: Knocked Up by 2012

A photo of Kim Kardashian

It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird?  Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long chat with her to make sure that she knew what she wanted.  I don’t know, maybe it’s because I’ve spent such a considerable portion of my life looking at her ass, but I actually feel a little concerned for her.

This potential baby news comes a week after the news that Kim is getting married to her brand new fiance, Kris Humphries, in two months.  Here’s Kim’s quote on getting pregnant:

“I hope so, I really hope so. Maybe by the end of the year,” she told Us Weekly about the possibility of a growing belly. “Well, I won’t have [a baby] by the end of the year, but maybe we’ll start trying by the end of the year. After the wedding.”

What is your rush, girlfriend?  You are 30 years old, your uterus has another ten good years, at least, to cook up some babies.  I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Kim, please, just go back to talking about your ass and making me feel guilty and weird for finding you attractive, ok?  Stay engaged, stay happy, but just slow your roll, sister.  That’s all I want for you.

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  • Emily, this is absolutely not true. If Kim is seriously planning on having children, she is right to hurry. Although It may be difficult to tell how stable her marriage will be at this point, biologically she doesn’t have much time left to get pregnant. When a woman is 25 years old, the risk of her child having Down Syndrome is 1 in 1,250, at 30 it is 1 in 1,000, and at 35 it is 1 in 400. From 30 to 35 it becomes 2.5 times as likely…I can understand why she wouldn’t want to gamble with these odds. Even though Down Syndrome can be detected early and the pregnancy can be aborted (depending on how you feel about that, obviously), other serious birth defects, like autism, cannot. (And there are so many…)

    Wow, I didn’t mean for this to turn out so long!

  • this article has some great advice for kim but i think you’re forgetting one vital piece of the puzzle here — her reality TV business!!! a baby next year would lead to massive ratings but a baby in ten years would barely get noticed.

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