It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird? Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long chat with her to make sure that she knew what she wanted. I don’t know, maybe it’s because I’ve spent such a considerable portion of my life looking at her ass, but I actually feel a little concerned for her.
“I hope so, I really hope so. Maybe by the end of the year,” she told Us Weekly about the possibility of a growing belly. “Well, I won’t have [a baby] by the end of the year, but maybe we’ll start trying by the end of the year. After the wedding.”
What is your rush, girlfriend? You are 30 years old, your uterus has another ten good years, at least, to cook up some babies. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Kim, please, just go back to talking about your ass and making me feel guilty and weird for finding you attractive, ok? Stay engaged, stay happy, but just slow your roll, sister. That’s all I want for you.