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Kim Kardashian Thought Her Career Was Over After Divorcing Kris Humphries

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Kim Kardashian‘s marriage to Kris Humphries was blissfully short for all of us, but it’s clear that Kim always viewed the whole arrangement as more of a business transaction than an affair of the heart. In fact, after E! paid her buku bucks to televise the bogus ceremony, she was shitting herself about losing her entire career over the divorce, and she started telling her sisters to save their money since the whole family was going to go down.

From an interview with The Drum:

“At the time when I was going through the divorce I did say to everyone, ‘You guys I think our careers are over. I hope you’ve saved your money. And now we’ll just continue to do our clothing stores and continue to do what we started off doing before the show.’ I totally thought it was over.”

“I was being very paranoid. I just took some time off and the time was really good for me. I cancelled everything. I had a book tour, I had a fragrance launch, I had everything that you could possibly imagine and I just cancelled it all and I took time for me.”

Well, I love that it’s clear Kim thinks she’s the most valuable member of the family. I mean, she pretty much is, monetarily speaking, but like… really? Actually, Kendall and Kylie are likely more worthwhile now; Kim is becoming old news. And this is just arrogant as shit, anyway.

Also, I love that she needed “time for me” when the whole thing was a set-up anyway. Ugh, this family.

You can watch the full interview below, if that’s your thing. She talks a lot of shit in it:

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How Much Did Kris Humphries Get For Kim’s Engagement Ring?

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Kris Humphries bought Kim Kardashian a $2 million engagement ring, and while he didn’t get nearly all of that back, he got a lot more than estimated. The ring went up for auction at Christie’s, and was (according to The Daily News), “valued at between $300,000 and $500,000″ (Daily News). So how much did he get?

Dude got $749,000 for this ugly-ass ring:

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I think Lauren Conrad’s engagement ring is about a bajillion times nicer.

Kris and Kim were married for 72 days. Never forget.

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Oh, God: Kris Humphries Is Going To Be On ‘The Mindy Project’

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I don’t watch The Mindy Project because Mindy Kaling leaves a bad taste in my mouth (an annoying one). I’m particularly glad about my ignorance of this show at this point now that they’ve announced that former Mr. Kim Kardashian himself, Kris Humphries, has signed a deal to appear on the show. Just… why?

From TV Guide:

Something tells us Kim Kardashian won’t be tuning into The Mindy Project this season.

Her ex-husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, has signed on to guest-star on an upcoming episode of the Fox sophomore comedy, has learned.

Humphries, 28, will play himself, and joins previously announced guest stars James Franco and Happy Endings‘ Adam Pally.

This will mark Humphries’ first scripted series gig, and one of his first TV appearances since his time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its spin-off, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, when he was with Kardashian.

Well, that seems… worthwhile. I love that they felt the need to point out that it’s his first SCRIPTED TV appearance, and also the fact that no one will ever discuss him without bringing up the fact that he was married to Kim. Tough break, bro. But then, he probably wouldn’t have gotten this gig without his sham marriage, so it all worked out in the end.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Finalize Their Divorce

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It’s the news you weren’t all waiting for and probably thought already happened: a judge has finalised Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce. In fact, what happened before was that they’d only reached a settlement. This time around, an actual judgment has been filed and they’re officially no longer married. Go get that ring, Kanye! LOL.

From E! Online:

After countless months of court hearings, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is officially final.

E! News has obtained the final divorce judgment, which was filed late Monday evening in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The two filed a dissolution of marriage, which states that the couple’s marriage (as of yesterday) is officially terminated and both parties are restored to the status of “single persons.”

Kardashian and Humphries entered into a written agreement regarding division of assets and spousal support, but specifics were not disclosed.

The two reached a final divorce settlement back in April, which served as a final victory for Kardashian as her ex originally requested that the marriage be annulled.

Well, that’s nice for them, I guess. Does this mean we never have to hear another word about that giant oaf? (Kris, LOL, but if we can figure out how to get rid of Kim, that’d be great, too.)

Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Are Officially Divorced!

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The marriage was a 72-day sham that lasted long enough for the check to clear in the bank, but some idiots still want to convince us that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ love was real and their divorce was an unexpected travesty – even though she didn’t even want to go on her honeymoon with him. Yeah, and I’m the queen of England. In any case, the pair came face to face in court today and someone’s told TMZ (or some TMZ intern has dreamed it up) that Kim was excited to see Kris because she still has a whole lot of love for him. Uh…

Sources very close to Kim tell TMZ … Kim is actually looking forward to seeing him.  She’s saying she does indeed still love him as a person, acknowledging, “We just didn’t work as a couple.”

We’re told Kim has actually reached out to Kris numerous times, but he never responded.

Kim is saying they have “unfinished business” and need to talk things out so they can truly move on.

This is probably complete and utter bullshit, but even if it’s true, I think it’s pretty clear it’s all one-sided and there’s definitely no love lost, from Kris’ perspective.

In any case, we can all celebrate now because the case is closed and they are now officially divorced!

Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman … because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today’s court hearing … and we’ve learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.

Here’s what sources connected with the case tell TMZ:

– Kris gets NO money from Kim.  As we’ve reported … he had previously demanded $7 mil.

– Kris dropped his demand for an annulment based on fraud.

– Each party will pay their own attorney’s fees.

This is not just a settlement. It’s a WIN for Kim and her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser.

Sounds good to me, especially if it means we never have to hear about the two of them again. Good riddance!

Kim K Didn’t Want To Go On Her Honeymoon With Kris Humphries And Now He’s Using It Against Her

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are dragging up all kinds of unresolved stuff in their settlement conferences on this long and annoying road to divorce. Humphries is alleging that their wedding was a scam. Which is why he’s bringing up this honeymoon thing. From The Daily Mail:

Kim Kardashian did not want to go on honeymoon with Kris Humphries, it has been reported.

Kris was the one to push for the honeymoon. Kim didn’t want to go on the honeymoon because they were scheduled to move to New York City to begin filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York,’ a source told Radar Online.

‘She also complained she was stressed out from planning the wedding. Kris was stunned and very hurt because it was important to him that they go away. Remember, he wasn’t playing basketball at the time because of the NBA strike, and they wouldn’t be able to take one for a year.’

The insider then claimed that Kim hired a photographer to come and snap photos of the couple while they soaked up the sun.

‘Kim finally relented. Kris was absolutely dumbfounded when a photographer appeared out of nowhere and started taking pics of them by the pool,’ the source said. ‘Kim happily posed, and Kris realised her camp had arranged it.’

At her divorce deposition Kim confessed that she was against going on the holiday, which Kris is allegedly using as part of his case against the 32-year-old reality star, claiming their marriage was fraud.

Kim would of course never fake anything regarding her life or her show (as if there’s a distinction.)

Ray J, you can have her.

Producer Confirms What We All Knew: Kardashian Show Is Fake

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Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he’s being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad.

Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it’s soooo good. From Radar Online:

[Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like how her face looked in the first take,” according to Life & Style magazine. The magazine reports Russell reveals that a scene where Kim confesses to her mother, Kris Jenner, that she was having trouble in her marriage with Kris was actually shot after she filed for divorce in 2011. exclusively reported about this scene being shot in December, after the trip to Dubai that took place in October before the spilt.

Jay also said that a scene where Kim is furious because Kris is having a party in their hotel room while she was out of town was faked too, and Kim was actually in the hotel and knew everything that was happening!

These can’t be the only parts of the show that were scripted. What other scenes and Kardashian moments do you think were faked?