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How Much Did Kris Humphries Get For Kim’s Engagement Ring?

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Kris Humphries bought Kim Kardashian a $2 million engagement ring, and while he didn’t get nearly all of that back, he got a lot more than estimated. The ring went up for auction at Christie’s, and was (according to The Daily News), “valued at between $300,000 and $500,000″ (Daily News). So how much did he get?

Dude got $749,000 for this ugly-ass ring:

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I think Lauren Conrad’s engagement ring is about a bajillion times nicer.

Kris and Kim were married for 72 days. Never forget.

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Oh, God: Kris Humphries Is Going To Be On ‘The Mindy Project’

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I don’t watch The Mindy Project because Mindy Kaling leaves a bad taste in my mouth (an annoying one). I’m particularly glad about my ignorance of this show at this point now that they’ve announced that former Mr. Kim Kardashian himself, Kris Humphries, has signed a deal to appear on the show. Just… why?

From TV Guide:

Something tells us Kim Kardashian won’t be tuning into The Mindy Project this season.

Her ex-husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, has signed on to guest-star on an upcoming episode of the Fox sophomore comedy, TVGuide.com has learned.

Humphries, 28, will play himself, and joins previously announced guest stars James Franco and Happy Endings‘ Adam Pally.

This will mark Humphries’ first scripted series gig, and one of his first TV appearances since his time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its spin-off, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, when he was with Kardashian.

Well, that seems… worthwhile. I love that they felt the need to point out that it’s his first SCRIPTED TV appearance, and also the fact that no one will ever discuss him without bringing up the fact that he was married to Kim. Tough break, bro. But then, he probably wouldn’t have gotten this gig without his sham marriage, so it all worked out in the end.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Finalize Their Divorce

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It’s the news you weren’t all waiting for and probably thought already happened: a judge has finalised Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce. In fact, what happened before was that they’d only reached a settlement. This time around, an actual judgment has been filed and they’re officially no longer married. Go get that ring, Kanye! LOL.

From E! Online:

After countless months of court hearings, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is officially final.

E! News has obtained the final divorce judgment, which was filed late Monday evening in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The two filed a dissolution of marriage, which states that the couple’s marriage (as of yesterday) is officially terminated and both parties are restored to the status of “single persons.”

Kardashian and Humphries entered into a written agreement regarding division of assets and spousal support, but specifics were not disclosed.

The two reached a final divorce settlement back in April, which served as a final victory for Kardashian as her ex originally requested that the marriage be annulled.

Well, that’s nice for them, I guess. Does this mean we never have to hear another word about that giant oaf? (Kris, LOL, but if we can figure out how to get rid of Kim, that’d be great, too.)