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Dude, Jess Must Be Positively Stoked

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See these photos? See them? This is confirmed, photographic evidence that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back together.

Sources close to the couple confirm that it’s not a coincidence that the two former lovers have been spotted out together, enjoying their favorite joint past time – fitness – and that the romance is officially back on. The very same sources also allude to the ideas that Justin and Jessica only got back together because Justin struck out with Mila Kunis, and he sought the comfort of a previous relationship, one that was solid as a biker’s thigh a rock.

I’m so glad these two are back together, and you know what? Jess probably is, too. She loved and lost and held fast to the old adage of “If you love something, set it free; chances are Mila Kunis’s snatch is onto bigger and better things than Justin Timberlake and then HE WILL BE YOURS. FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME THIS TIME OR UNTIL SOMEONE DIES.”

Maybe now that things are going back to the way they used to be, he’ll start releasing some new music, too, HINT HINT.

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