Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Get Casual About Sex
Jul 07, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Jenn

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards

I loathe this charmingly suggestive PSA, hosted by Friends With Benefits‘ Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. Why, you ask?

First of all, I hate Justin Timberlake’s burgeoning movie career. Sure, he’s cute. Sure, he has innate comedic timing. You know what he doesn’t have? A current Billboard hit. Get back to it, Timberlake! Dance for us! Dance!

But more importantly, I hate it when Justin Timberlake stands too close to Mila Kunis like this. In the PSA video, when he feels up Mila’s butt and makes a “Hmm” face, I think my brain might explode. This pretend-couple’s hotness may actually kill me.

On why “friends with benefits” couplings are always a bad decision, from next month’s Elle:

“It is such a good idea—until it’s a bad idea,” [Timberlake] says.

Kunis certainly agrees. “Ultimately, it ends when someone wants to go and get serious with somebody. More times than not, a person catches feelings and somebody gets hurt,” she says. “When a female orgasms, a hormone gets released. I’ve never met a girl who can have sex without an ounce of feeling.”

Interrupting his costar, Timberlake asks: “Is that just a woman convincing herself so she feels like it’s okay to have sex with someone?”

“Fifty-fifty,” Kunis, 27, says.

I take serious issue with Kunis’s statement (the hormone is oxytocin, by the way, and it isn’t only a lady thing). Did you know that, during a lady’s big O, women have no emotional feelings at all? Science! Science says to have casual sex!

If you need me, I’ll be over here, working on my dissertation.

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4 Responses to “Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Get Casual About Sex”

  1. zelda fitzgerald says:
    July 7, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    what?

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  2. nina says:
    July 8, 2011 at 4:42 am

    Finally! Emily is so mean to woman, yea casual sex rules. as long as its consenual!

    Reply
  3. Manda says:
    July 8, 2011 at 10:47 am

    I didn’t really find the video amusing or entertaining or clever….

    Reply

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