Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Pants on Fire Edition

Sometimes people lie.  I know, I don’t like it anymore than you do, but that’s just the world we live in.  People lie and cheat and steal, and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it.  Is that cynical enough for you?  Well, then buckle up, because we’re about to go more in depth with liars for today’s Tweets.

Whatever, Urkel.  Ppl obviously need more things in their lives, and where do you get off being so sanctimonious anyway? You punch ladies in their breasts implants.

Please, Ashton, you haven’t had a soul to search in years.  You sold it for Punk’d, remember?  Silly Ashton.

Fuck you, adorable David Archuleta.  It was not a nice weekend.  I had to write about Sarah Palin and Chris Brown and Joe Francis, and I felt my soul seep through my fingertips and in between the keys of my keyboard, so no, David, it WAS NOT a nice weekend.


Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.

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  • Yes, that show Punk’d was truly scary. unparalleled extravagant nastiness…

    What’s the name of that show where they try to really scare people? it’s pretty scary too, in the way you could probably cause someone a heart attack and that’s supposed to be funny…